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mikey mayhem
@hhnstagram.bsky.social
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your year round escape to the fog of universal’s premiere event, halloween horror nights. photos, videos, history, memes, and more! on our way to hhn34! (mikey at magic city mayhem dot com)
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · Nov 6
someone on the bird app recently called me an “hhn stan account”.

follow along for more?
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 15h
they’re not adding epic to APs yet because they don’t want to hear Passholders bitch about how it’s always busy because there isn’t enough to do for all those people.

and stop saying you’re just going for dinner. it’s still adding to the busy.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 1d
Christmas is coming?! Decorations have started going up in Islands of Adventure
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 1d
have you ever gotten so frustrated that the only thing that can fix it is shaving your head and face?
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 1d
sometimes you need to start the day blasting sugarcult to remind yourself you were once charismatic and cool.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 2d
cool thing about getting paid for FB engagement is they don’t wait for you to hit a threshold. since i signed up, i’ve gotten paid every month! $5 $15 $38. Id still be $44 away from getting paid if it were YouTube.

that increase is a nice trend.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 4d
this is going to be me mid-december pushing through the holiday season fueled by universal’s seasonal snack offerings and sabrina carpenter’s “fruitcake”
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 6d
Art the Clown Taunting Guests As They Enter Halloween Horror Nights Orlando 2025
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Art the Clown Taunting Guests As They Enter Halloween Horror Nights Orlando 2025
YouTube video by Magic City Mayhem
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 6d
ever look at a photo of someone and just know their breath smells like warm sausage and dog farts?
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 8d
i blame my mother for getting agitated when someone just enters my office even when the door is open because i had to wait at doors to be invited in when i was a kid even when doors were open.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 8d
when you don’t acknowledge creators when they’re giving you genuine positive content, they may eventually turn on you.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 8d
when you have the whole resort and a staff of creatives at your finger tips, it’s a little lazy to repurpose old posts and photos.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 9d
headache: acquired
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 11d
haven’t shared my daily video on this platform in a hot minute. coming up on 10 years of HHNstagram and a whole year of daily visits to Universal Orlando! youtube.com/shorts/h8lBc...
The most Sundayest Monday of the year (so far)
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 12d
did she get…enhancements?
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 12d
your passive aggressive post at a theme park will never be what made them add a park to the AP, launch a marketing campaign, announce a haunted house, etc.

coincidences do happen though. also, if you know inside info, and you do said “it would be a good time for them to…” post, that’s cheating.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 12d
if you never text or called someone before, it’s probably best to include your name in your initial text because i am not responding to and will probably delete the
“Hey Mikey”
“👋🏼”
texts i got at 10:38pm last night because i have no idea who they came from.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 12d
your beard looks like it smells of warmed salami, stale cigar smoke, and chewed rubber.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 13d
didn’t make a passive aggressive Facebook post this year.

that’s growth.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 13d
oh no, people didn’t understand what I meant or my joke and they called me names and hurt my feelings how will I ever…

so what was your favorite kill from Marvel Zombies?
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 14d
meanwhile, on Reddit.

who’s on first? 😵‍💫
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 14d
so I went to a horror/comic shop today and it felt like i was the only boy in the store and everyone else was cute horror girlies and i felt so intimidated i could only stay in there for about 5 mins before i escaped to my car because i couldn’t breathe.
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 14d
bad transitions drive me up the freakin wall. like, i know, it takes time and one or both of the videos would probably be a pain in the ass to shoot again, but you saw the transition didn’t work and still posted it. go a different route.
a cartoon character wearing a pink bunny hat
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a pink bunny hat
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 14d
started to walk back anticipating the call that it is finished but as i get closer, im walking slower
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 14d
doing the walk of shame…home from the mechanic
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mikey mayhem @hhnstagram.bsky.social · 15d
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