The Mad Mage
@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social
roleplay account for Thistle the mad mage from Delicious in Dungeon. adult mun, minor muse. SFW rp but dark themes may be present
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when im angry, ill do anything to prove im still in control
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when im angry, ill do anything to prove im still in control
“I am from a thousand years ago. Idiot.”
"...My goddesses. Your stance on sexuality in antiquated."
“What?! That’s disgusting! They should stop being such whores!”
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
“I am from a thousand years ago. Idiot.”
“You are already annoying me.” Thistle retorted, “By existing let alone doing anything.”
Well, HIS lab's multiversal teleportation ran on three branches of meta-theoretical physics so classified that his cybernetic brain was locked out from even THINKING about them, even IF he *understood* them in the first place.
...But yeah, teleportation was teleportation.
"I won't annoy +
...But yeah, teleportation was teleportation.
"I won't annoy +
November 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
“You are already annoying me.” Thistle retorted, “By existing let alone doing anything.”
“Half of your vocabulary is just saying ‘fuck’ over and over. At least be creative with your vulgarity.” he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.
"Uh, yeah? I'm speaking to you right now, what the fuck do you mean do I know?" And she eye rolls as well. "That seems weird, kinda cool though. I guess."
“Do you even know how to speak properly?” he rolled his eyes, “A type of demi-human, apparently, but the reasons as to why they’re considered only demi human make absolutely no sense. They look a little like boar crossed with humans but they aren’t actually related to boar at all.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“Half of your vocabulary is just saying ‘fuck’ over and over. At least be creative with your vulgarity.” he rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.
…Thistle did not understand some of these words.
“What nonsense are you nattering on about? What is a ‘Robot’ and what is a ‘comics superhero‘.”
“What nonsense are you nattering on about? What is a ‘Robot’ and what is a ‘comics superhero‘.”
“The New Abel City Robot Museum’s aim was for me to look like some sort of comics superhero to match the aesthetic of the classic age of Robots.
What I currently wear is more a Uniform… I can change whenever, but since I work there most the day, I’ve grown a habit of just wearing a coat over it.”
What I currently wear is more a Uniform… I can change whenever, but since I work there most the day, I’ve grown a habit of just wearing a coat over it.”
“Extremely strange armour, to begin with.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
…Thistle did not understand some of these words.
“What nonsense are you nattering on about? What is a ‘Robot’ and what is a ‘comics superhero‘.”
“What nonsense are you nattering on about? What is a ‘Robot’ and what is a ‘comics superhero‘.”
“Hmph. Yes, most minor nobility are arrogant wastes of space and could do with losing some of their wealth. Honestly, any noble that isn’t royalty would deserve it. I’m not suggesting /you/ do any mind controlling of the citizens! If you try that I’ll kill you. I was going to do it. I have more +
"Oh no, i'd never target a king. Much too high profile, too many people to notice the change. I was more so thinking minor nobility."
He tilted his head at the other mage's idea though.
"A nation wide mind control spell does sound intriguing though... it'd need a lot of magic though."
He tilted his head at the other mage's idea though.
"A nation wide mind control spell does sound intriguing though... it'd need a lot of magic though."
“You will NOT be mind controlling King Delgal to steal his money! However mind controlling stupid people to make them not stupid anymore is a brilliant idea. I should design a spell that controls the citizens so they can behave gratefully for once and stop being so traitorous!”
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“Hmph. Yes, most minor nobility are arrogant wastes of space and could do with losing some of their wealth. Honestly, any noble that isn’t royalty would deserve it. I’m not suggesting /you/ do any mind controlling of the citizens! If you try that I’ll kill you. I was going to do it. I have more +
“Do you even know how to speak properly?” he rolled his eyes, “A type of demi-human, apparently, but the reasons as to why they’re considered only demi human make absolutely no sense. They look a little like boar crossed with humans but they aren’t actually related to boar at all.”
"THE FUCKS AN ORC????" Asking her to watch her language? Yeah sure.
“Language! A large monster dog that travels in packs and eats people alive. The orcs are good at taming them but I don’t really care because the orcs make up for it by killing plenty of intruders.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
“Do you even know how to speak properly?” he rolled his eyes, “A type of demi-human, apparently, but the reasons as to why they’re considered only demi human make absolutely no sense. They look a little like boar crossed with humans but they aren’t actually related to boar at all.”
“This is why incompetent fools like you shouldn’t be using teleportation spells.” he lectured, “I have seen many idiots teleport halfway through a wall and have their guts slide all over the place.”
He paused, snickering.
“It’s hilarious.”
He paused, snickering.
“It’s hilarious.”
+ At least I THINK it was; I'm honestly just thankful I didn't portal into a wall." He shivers at the thought.
"Don't worry; I'll hide somewhere out-of-the-way until I can teleport out." Lep's NOT telling this guy anything extra about multiversal travel which he doesn't already know.
"Don't worry; I'll hide somewhere out-of-the-way until I can teleport out." Lep's NOT telling this guy anything extra about multiversal travel which he doesn't already know.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“This is why incompetent fools like you shouldn’t be using teleportation spells.” he lectured, “I have seen many idiots teleport halfway through a wall and have their guts slide all over the place.”
He paused, snickering.
“It’s hilarious.”
He paused, snickering.
“It’s hilarious.”
“Language! A large monster dog that travels in packs and eats people alive. The orcs are good at taming them but I don’t really care because the orcs make up for it by killing plenty of intruders.”
"What the fuck is a warg."
“Perhaps it is the wargs. Sometimes they bark when they find someone tasty to eat.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
“Language! A large monster dog that travels in packs and eats people alive. The orcs are good at taming them but I don’t really care because the orcs make up for it by killing plenty of intruders.”
“Extremely strange armour, to begin with.”
“Like what?”
“Why do you look like that?”
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Extremely strange armour, to begin with.”
“Why do you look like that?”
“Screw it. I’m going to travel the Multiverse. Creating Additional Body to maintain Museum…”
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Why do you look like that?”
“You will NOT be mind controlling King Delgal to steal his money! However mind controlling stupid people to make them not stupid anymore is a brilliant idea. I should design a spell that controls the citizens so they can behave gratefully for once and stop being so traitorous!”
"Hmm... i wonder if it's morally wrong to mind control rich people to give me money... I feel like its a solid maybe."
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November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“You will NOT be mind controlling King Delgal to steal his money! However mind controlling stupid people to make them not stupid anymore is a brilliant idea. I should design a spell that controls the citizens so they can behave gratefully for once and stop being so traitorous!”
“Perhaps it is the wargs. Sometimes they bark when they find someone tasty to eat.”
"Ugh. What's with all the barking..."
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Perhaps it is the wargs. Sometimes they bark when they find someone tasty to eat.”
Thistle scowled.
“How can you “unintentionally“ wander into a dungeon? Oh, yes, I see that dark and ominous passageway people are talking about being a dungeon. I totally believe that this is not a dungeon and now I’m going to walk inside. Oh, look, monsters. Totally not a dungeon I’m going to +
“How can you “unintentionally“ wander into a dungeon? Oh, yes, I see that dark and ominous passageway people are talking about being a dungeon. I totally believe that this is not a dungeon and now I’m going to walk inside. Oh, look, monsters. Totally not a dungeon I’m going to +
" @hiddenmelodies.bsky.social , I assure you I did NOT intend to wander into your dungeon, and I shall be out posthaste! ...If this is indeed your dungeon."
Darn it, getting no signal from the lab. Gotta lay low until he can call for evac... and NOT give Mr. Control Freak a reason to control-freak.
Darn it, getting no signal from the lab. Gotta lay low until he can call for evac... and NOT give Mr. Control Freak a reason to control-freak.
November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Thistle scowled.
“How can you “unintentionally“ wander into a dungeon? Oh, yes, I see that dark and ominous passageway people are talking about being a dungeon. I totally believe that this is not a dungeon and now I’m going to walk inside. Oh, look, monsters. Totally not a dungeon I’m going to +
“How can you “unintentionally“ wander into a dungeon? Oh, yes, I see that dark and ominous passageway people are talking about being a dungeon. I totally believe that this is not a dungeon and now I’m going to walk inside. Oh, look, monsters. Totally not a dungeon I’m going to +
“What?! That’s disgusting! They should stop being such whores!”
"Yes, and no. Do you know how many will go so far as to only think about how attractive a person is before doing it?"
He wrinkled his nose.
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“What?! That’s disgusting! They should stop being such whores!”
He wrinkled his nose.
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
"That's-- Not it... Oh my goddesses...
Alright. I will gladly court any gender and bed them. It just requires someone to get to know me at a very deep level. That's what I'm saying."
Alright. I will gladly court any gender and bed them. It just requires someone to get to know me at a very deep level. That's what I'm saying."
“No. Why are you getting sexual about pans? Are you some kind of cooking pervert?”
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
He wrinkled his nose.
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
”Why didn’t you say that then? And surely it is normal to want to know someone well before doing such a thing.”
“No. Why are you getting sexual about pans? Are you some kind of cooking pervert?”
"You wouldn't know, would you?"
“None of those terms make any sense. Stop swearing.”
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“No. Why are you getting sexual about pans? Are you some kind of cooking pervert?”
Reposted by The Mad Mage
you’re breaking. you feel fractures run across you. out the cracks come anger, and then nothing at all. no king, no man, and no king’s man. the cracks were all there ever was.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
you’re breaking. you feel fractures run across you. out the cracks come anger, and then nothing at all. no king, no man, and no king’s man. the cracks were all there ever was.
“None of those terms make any sense. Stop swearing.”
“What the fuck do you think demi pan means? Huh?
Demiromantic. Pansexual!
I like having partners I can vibe with, who I’ll also want in bed! Damn!”
Demiromantic. Pansexual!
I like having partners I can vibe with, who I’ll also want in bed! Damn!”
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“None of those terms make any sense. Stop swearing.”
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you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. ( but i have to try. )
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. you cannot save him. he will always die. ( but i have to try. )
He blinked blearily as suddenly they began floating, mind feeling confused and fuzzy.
“…Oh. Usually my dreams are more painful.” it must be a dream, mustn’t it?
“…Oh. Usually my dreams are more painful.” it must be a dream, mustn’t it?
"Are you?"
He asked as the two of them suddenly began to float up. He seems focused on keeping him distracted and seeing what the results would be.
He asked as the two of them suddenly began to float up. He seems focused on keeping him distracted and seeing what the results would be.
“Earth?” he stared at the floor, blinking slowly, “…Well, I know I’m standing on earth.“
He kicked at the soil.
“Hm…”
He kicked at the soil.
“Hm…”
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
He blinked blearily as suddenly they began floating, mind feeling confused and fuzzy.
“…Oh. Usually my dreams are more painful.” it must be a dream, mustn’t it?
“…Oh. Usually my dreams are more painful.” it must be a dream, mustn’t it?
Reposted by The Mad Mage
There was never meant to be a 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝕰𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 for us , was there 𖤠
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There was never meant to be a 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝕰𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 for us , was there 𖤠
//thistle would do this (well, if he wasn’t feeling homicidal). comment your character in a situation needing help and thistle will help them while insulting them
November 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
//thistle would do this (well, if he wasn’t feeling homicidal). comment your character in a situation needing help and thistle will help them while insulting them
“I miss my brother…”
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
“I miss my brother…”
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you are allowed to watch the sun swallow him whole and burn him up, to stain your fingers to the bone holding him together, to count the constellations in his eyes as they blink out .
you are not allowed to save him.
you are not allowed to save him.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you are allowed to watch the sun swallow him whole and burn him up, to stain your fingers to the bone holding him together, to count the constellations in his eyes as they blink out .
you are not allowed to save him.
you are not allowed to save him.