Jessica
@hideyourlove.bsky.social
Writing, reading, rock & roll, and all manner of nerdy things.
Take your broken heart, make it into art.
Take your broken heart, make it into art.
For @rsadelle.bsky.social and @lakeeffect.bsky.social - this is delightful: youtu.be/TMb7tRpRstk?...
Ben Affleck & Matt Damon Take a Friendship Quiz
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January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
For @rsadelle.bsky.social and @lakeeffect.bsky.social - this is delightful: youtu.be/TMb7tRpRstk?...
I’ve finished 75% of my to-do list and my inbox is under 30. That means I can be done for the week now, right?
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I’ve finished 75% of my to-do list and my inbox is under 30. That means I can be done for the week now, right?
December 24th, 9pm eastern standard time. From here on in, I shoot without a script.
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 24th, 9pm eastern standard time. From here on in, I shoot without a script.
“Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!”
"The Lion in Winter" is the best Christmas movie.
December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
“Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!”
I randomly decided on Thursday night that this would be the weekend I was going to watch “The Pitt”’and it was a good decision.
September 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I randomly decided on Thursday night that this would be the weekend I was going to watch “The Pitt”’and it was a good decision.
I have a working DVD player again, so ditching some of my streaming services will be much, much easier.
September 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have a working DVD player again, so ditching some of my streaming services will be much, much easier.
Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books #BookSky
Margaret Atwood
Jane Austen
Maeve Binchy
Judy Blume
Kelly Sue DeConnick
Alice Hoffman
John Irving
Stephen King
Maggie Stiefvater
Martha Wells
Margaret Atwood
Jane Austen
Maeve Binchy
Judy Blume
Kelly Sue DeConnick
Alice Hoffman
John Irving
Stephen King
Maggie Stiefvater
Martha Wells
Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books #BookSky
Jessica Shirvington
James Tynion IV
Kiersten White
Diana Gabaldon
Stephen King
Gail Carriger
Louise Rennison
Ashley Herring-Blake
Beth Revis
Barbara Kingsolver
Jessica Shirvington
James Tynion IV
Kiersten White
Diana Gabaldon
Stephen King
Gail Carriger
Louise Rennison
Ashley Herring-Blake
Beth Revis
Barbara Kingsolver
Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books
Tom Robbins
Jeanette Winterson
Chuck Palahniuk
Jonathan Carrol
Harry Crews
Phillip K Dick
John Irving
Haruki Murakami
Amy Tan
Barbara Kingsolver
Tom Robbins
Jeanette Winterson
Chuck Palahniuk
Jonathan Carrol
Harry Crews
Phillip K Dick
John Irving
Haruki Murakami
Amy Tan
Barbara Kingsolver
July 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ten writers by whom I've read more than five books #BookSky
Margaret Atwood
Jane Austen
Maeve Binchy
Judy Blume
Kelly Sue DeConnick
Alice Hoffman
John Irving
Stephen King
Maggie Stiefvater
Martha Wells
Margaret Atwood
Jane Austen
Maeve Binchy
Judy Blume
Kelly Sue DeConnick
Alice Hoffman
John Irving
Stephen King
Maggie Stiefvater
Martha Wells
Did an extra long session two of the Great Apartment Purge of 2025 since Sarah and I are going to make a donation stop on the way to run some errands tomorrow. In total, I filled three big Ikea bags, two smaller bags, and a space heater that is absolutely usable, but I don't need.
June 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Did an extra long session two of the Great Apartment Purge of 2025 since Sarah and I are going to make a donation stop on the way to run some errands tomorrow. In total, I filled three big Ikea bags, two smaller bags, and a space heater that is absolutely usable, but I don't need.
Watching the live broadcast of “Good Night and Good Luck” and if you’re going to show a live stage play, SHOW THE WHOLE DAMN STAGE.
June 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Watching the live broadcast of “Good Night and Good Luck” and if you’re going to show a live stage play, SHOW THE WHOLE DAMN STAGE.
Session one of the Great Apartment Purge of 2025 is done. Two sets of clothes to be sent to ThreadUp and one blue Ikea bag filled for donation. Four more Ikea bags to go!
June 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Session one of the Great Apartment Purge of 2025 is done. Two sets of clothes to be sent to ThreadUp and one blue Ikea bag filled for donation. Four more Ikea bags to go!
Started reading “The Murderbot Diaries” and despite the fact that the construct is (I think) meant to be agender and knowing A.Skars is in the show, its voice in my head is Charlize Theron.
April 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Started reading “The Murderbot Diaries” and despite the fact that the construct is (I think) meant to be agender and knowing A.Skars is in the show, its voice in my head is Charlize Theron.
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I did it, so you don’t have to. “I wore Kim Kardashian’s £68 nipple bra for a week – it's inexcusably stupid. It is the single most ridiculous item of clothing I have ever owned, and I lived through shell suits.”
inews.co.uk/opinion/kim-...
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I wore Kim Kardashian’s £68 nipple bra for a week – it's inexcusably stupid
It is the single most ridiculous item of clothing I have ever owned, and I lived through shell suits
inews.co.uk
March 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I did it, so you don’t have to. “I wore Kim Kardashian’s £68 nipple bra for a week – it's inexcusably stupid. It is the single most ridiculous item of clothing I have ever owned, and I lived through shell suits.”
inews.co.uk/opinion/kim-...
inews.co.uk/opinion/kim-...
My Mediterranean meal prep culinary experiment has been successful, including the homemade roasted red pepper sauce!
February 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
My Mediterranean meal prep culinary experiment has been successful, including the homemade roasted red pepper sauce!
There are few things more satisfying than carefully cracking open the cover of new book.
Currently reading📚: The Lives of Lee Miller by Antony Penrose
Currently reading📚: The Lives of Lee Miller by Antony Penrose
January 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There are few things more satisfying than carefully cracking open the cover of new book.
Currently reading📚: The Lives of Lee Miller by Antony Penrose
Currently reading📚: The Lives of Lee Miller by Antony Penrose
For me, dry January doesn’t refer to not drinking, but to my skin which sucks up any and all moisture as if it was July in Death Valley.
Just call me Lady Cassandra.
Just call me Lady Cassandra.
a picture of a sun with a face on it and the words " moisturise me moisturise me " on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a sun with a face on it and the words " moisturise me moisturise me " on the bottom
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January 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For me, dry January doesn’t refer to not drinking, but to my skin which sucks up any and all moisture as if it was July in Death Valley.
Just call me Lady Cassandra.
Just call me Lady Cassandra.
I would like it to be known that for the first time in family memory, I beat everyone at Monopoly today. I also won a round of no mercy Uno last night.
December 29, 2024 at 7:07 AM
I would like it to be known that for the first time in family memory, I beat everyone at Monopoly today. I also won a round of no mercy Uno last night.
Only @jessiemae.bsky.social will fully understand and appreciate the perfection of a Dr. Pepper slurpee.
December 28, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Only @jessiemae.bsky.social will fully understand and appreciate the perfection of a Dr. Pepper slurpee.
“December 24th, 9pm eastern standard time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it, instead of my old shit. First shot, Roger.”
December 25, 2024 at 2:01 AM
“December 24th, 9pm eastern standard time. From here on in, I shoot without a script. See if anything comes of it, instead of my old shit. First shot, Roger.”
I don’t know what ground crew fuckery is happening at O’Hare right now. 1st delay: parked a plane at the gate and had no one to come get it for 45 minutes. We boarded and despite being RIGHT NEXT to where there were filling the de-icing trucks, we were ignored for 2.5 hours. Still at the gate, BTW.
December 20, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I don’t know what ground crew fuckery is happening at O’Hare right now. 1st delay: parked a plane at the gate and had no one to come get it for 45 minutes. We boarded and despite being RIGHT NEXT to where there were filling the de-icing trucks, we were ignored for 2.5 hours. Still at the gate, BTW.
I just watched a video where a woman added RAISINS to macaroni and cheese and then yelled “Jail! Jail for a thousand years!”
December 9, 2024 at 3:52 AM
I just watched a video where a woman added RAISINS to macaroni and cheese and then yelled “Jail! Jail for a thousand years!”
Flying “overnight” back to Chicago from the west coast is so strange because everyone I know is asleep while I’m in the air.
December 1, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Flying “overnight” back to Chicago from the west coast is so strange because everyone I know is asleep while I’m in the air.
I went to see “Wicked” today and thankfully I had plenty of tissues. It was such a beautiful expansion of the stage show. And shout out to my sister (who had no idea what she was getting into) for letting me clutch her hand for the last 20 minutes while I had feelings. 💚🩷
November 27, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I went to see “Wicked” today and thankfully I had plenty of tissues. It was such a beautiful expansion of the stage show. And shout out to my sister (who had no idea what she was getting into) for letting me clutch her hand for the last 20 minutes while I had feelings. 💚🩷
23 years on and “Ocean’s 11” remains practically perfect in every way.
November 20, 2024 at 11:50 PM
23 years on and “Ocean’s 11” remains practically perfect in every way.
Leaving a hotel bar in the Meatpacking District, we got in an elevator. It stopped on the next floor down and Mickey Rourke got in. Instead of turning to face the door, he stayed facing me for the whole ride down. When it stopped, he stepped out backward and walked away.
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
November 16, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Leaving a hotel bar in the Meatpacking District, we got in an elevator. It stopped on the next floor down and Mickey Rourke got in. Instead of turning to face the door, he stayed facing me for the whole ride down. When it stopped, he stepped out backward and walked away.
Tomorrow night, I’m putting up a Christmas tree. I know it’s a little early and I’ll be gone for the actual holiday, but I needed some joy and sparkle, especially now. This is the first time I’m going to have a full size tree in 13 years!
November 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Tomorrow night, I’m putting up a Christmas tree. I know it’s a little early and I’ll be gone for the actual holiday, but I needed some joy and sparkle, especially now. This is the first time I’m going to have a full size tree in 13 years!