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Season 1, Episode 1: Let’s just disagree to agree
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Status update on our Elon prank campaign: Thoughts on how it's going and what I think we should do next! youtu.be/1nTYRi6AHa4
Status update on Elon prank campaign
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June 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Status update on our Elon prank campaign: Thoughts on how it's going and what I think we should do next! youtu.be/1nTYRi6AHa4
Here is my absurd attempt to make this happen 😁 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and get Elon Musk to go to therapy
Yeah, sex is great... but have you ever helped feed desperate people seeking asylum while simultaneously trolling Elon Musk into going to therapy? Hahahahahaha
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June 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Here is my absurd attempt to make this happen 😁 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Here is my quixotic quest to make this happen in hilarious fashion carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and get Elon Musk to go to therapy
Yeah, sex is great... but have you ever helped feed desperate people seeking asylum while simultaneously trolling Elon Musk into going to therapy? Hahahahahaha
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June 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here is my quixotic quest to make this happen in hilarious fashion carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Agreed it’s unlikely to happen, but yesterday I created this campaign to try, in the funniest way I can imagine 😂 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and get Elon Musk to go to therapy
Yeah, sex is great... but have you ever helped feed desperate people seeking asylum while simultaneously trolling Elon Musk into going to therapy? Hahahahahaha
carrotmob.org
June 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Agreed it’s unlikely to happen, but yesterday I created this campaign to try, in the funniest way I can imagine 😂 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Yesterday I launched a new site, focused on a campaign to prank Elon Musk and try to get him to go to therapy, while also feeding Mexican immigrants. With you, I seem to have found my perfect target audience 💞😂 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and get Elon Musk to go to therapy
Yeah, sex is great... but have you ever helped feed desperate people seeking asylum while simultaneously trolling Elon Musk into going to therapy? Hahahahahaha
carrotmob.org
June 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yesterday I launched a new site, focused on a campaign to prank Elon Musk and try to get him to go to therapy, while also feeding Mexican immigrants. With you, I seem to have found my perfect target audience 💞😂 carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and also get Elon Musk to go to therapy carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and get Elon Musk to go to therapy
Yeah, sex is great... but have you ever helped feed desperate people seeking asylum while simultaneously trolling Elon Musk into going to therapy? Hahahahahaha
carrotmob.org
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Carrotmob: Absurd restaurant prank to help Mexican immigrants and also get Elon Musk to go to therapy carrotmob.org/campaign/elo...
Why we need to build our tools carefully, and focus on quality youtube.com/shorts/_O8jO...
Why we need to build our tools carefully, and focus on quality
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May 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Why we need to build our tools carefully, and focus on quality youtube.com/shorts/_O8jO...
Let's try doing a Carrotmob campaign! youtube.com/shorts/Bf6LO...
Let's try doing a Carrotmob campaign
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April 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Let's try doing a Carrotmob campaign! youtube.com/shorts/Bf6LO...
Season 3, Episode 3: Carrotmob youtube.com/shorts/IZrRm...
Season 3, Episode 3: Carrotmob
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April 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Season 3, Episode 3: Carrotmob youtube.com/shorts/IZrRm...
Season 3, Episode 2: Three tools for making three kinds of data youtube.com/shorts/oDZMu...
Season 3, Episode 2: Three tools for making three kinds of data
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April 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Season 3, Episode 2: Three tools for making three kinds of data youtube.com/shorts/oDZMu...
Season 3, Episode 1: Whose plan is it anyway? youtube.com/shorts/WWd5s...
Season 3, Episode 1: Whose plan is it anyway?
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April 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Season 3, Episode 1: Whose plan is it anyway? youtube.com/shorts/WWd5s...
Season 2, Episode 7: Putting together the data puzzle pieces youtube.com/shorts/7N9fw...
Season 2, Episode 7: Putting together the data puzzle pieces
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April 3, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Season 2, Episode 7: Putting together the data puzzle pieces youtube.com/shorts/7N9fw...
Our next event features Dani Bicknell, the author of "The Restorative Rebel: Memoirs & Musings on Internalized Capitalism" See you there! youtube.com/shorts/7bK5X...
Join the next event in the Hijack Capitalism app
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March 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Our next event features Dani Bicknell, the author of "The Restorative Rebel: Memoirs & Musings on Internalized Capitalism" See you there! youtube.com/shorts/7bK5X...
Yeah, working on this! There are 3 methods to try. The 1st one can work on small businesses and I want to try creating a test campaign in the next few weeks. Then we’ll start using the Hijack Capitalism app to discuss good target businesses. Later we’d try the second and third methods. More soon!
March 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Yeah, working on this! There are 3 methods to try. The 1st one can work on small businesses and I want to try creating a test campaign in the next few weeks. Then we’ll start using the Hijack Capitalism app to discuss good target businesses. Later we’d try the second and third methods. More soon!
Season 2, Episode 6: The Means of Deduction youtube.com/shorts/3PWOn...
Season 2, Episode 6: The Means of Deduction
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March 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Season 2, Episode 6: The Means of Deduction youtube.com/shorts/3PWOn...
5) As a back up or alternative to any of these methods we should just have an army of activists and we can punish them in all the good old fashioned activist ways.
Overall, I hope that the need for enforcement will be rare, since we should be designing win-win scenarios where they want to change.
Overall, I hope that the need for enforcement will be rare, since we should be designing win-win scenarios where they want to change.
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
5) As a back up or alternative to any of these methods we should just have an army of activists and we can punish them in all the good old fashioned activist ways.
Overall, I hope that the need for enforcement will be rare, since we should be designing win-win scenarios where they want to change.
Overall, I hope that the need for enforcement will be rare, since we should be designing win-win scenarios where they want to change.
4) In some cases if we're operating in the stock market context, we get the company to publicly promise to continue this. When they break the promise, we attack them, their stock price drops, and both us and Wall Street could team up to successfully sue them for securities fraud
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
4) In some cases if we're operating in the stock market context, we get the company to publicly promise to continue this. When they break the promise, we attack them, their stock price drops, and both us and Wall Street could team up to successfully sue them for securities fraud
2) In some cases we can actually sign a contract with the company so they are legally required to continue
3) In some cases we can have them put $20m in an escrow account and then if the third party (ie: PwC) determines that the company violated the agreement, they donate the $20m to a climate org
3) In some cases we can have them put $20m in an escrow account and then if the third party (ie: PwC) determines that the company violated the agreement, they donate the $20m to a climate org
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2) In some cases we can actually sign a contract with the company so they are legally required to continue
3) In some cases we can have them put $20m in an escrow account and then if the third party (ie: PwC) determines that the company violated the agreement, they donate the $20m to a climate org
3) In some cases we can have them put $20m in an escrow account and then if the third party (ie: PwC) determines that the company violated the agreement, they donate the $20m to a climate org
You have such good questions!! Enforcement options vary depending on the approach we take. Here are some methods we may use in different scenarios:
1) If companies believe they are actually getting great marketing from the action, they may still want to keep doing it even without enforcement...
1) If companies believe they are actually getting great marketing from the action, they may still want to keep doing it even without enforcement...
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You have such good questions!! Enforcement options vary depending on the approach we take. Here are some methods we may use in different scenarios:
1) If companies believe they are actually getting great marketing from the action, they may still want to keep doing it even without enforcement...
1) If companies believe they are actually getting great marketing from the action, they may still want to keep doing it even without enforcement...
...before both companies would have said "we can't possibly comply with these impossible regulations!" but now that Target did it, Walmart can no longer claim that it's impossible so the law is easier to pass. We can kind of blaze the trail so government intervention gets easier.
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
...before both companies would have said "we can't possibly comply with these impossible regulations!" but now that Target did it, Walmart can no longer claim that it's impossible so the law is easier to pass. We can kind of blaze the trail so government intervention gets easier.
...however, just by successfully getting Target, we have: 1) gotten this on many customer's radars, so even without another campaign 2) those customers now have higher expectations of Walmart and Walmart looks worse for dumping, plus 3) it's easy for congress to pass a law banning dumping since...
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
...however, just by successfully getting Target, we have: 1) gotten this on many customer's radars, so even without another campaign 2) those customers now have higher expectations of Walmart and Walmart looks worse for dumping, plus 3) it's easy for congress to pass a law banning dumping since...
...or start out with a competition, like we are going to give our business exclusively to whichever one of you makes the most impressive commitment. It's possible that we could pull off rewarding both at once, but I'd bet against it. I think the model kind of needs to declare one winner at a time...
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
...or start out with a competition, like we are going to give our business exclusively to whichever one of you makes the most impressive commitment. It's possible that we could pull off rewarding both at once, but I'd bet against it. I think the model kind of needs to declare one winner at a time...
There will be a lot of complexity here but I think you're probably correct. This will work best in a competitive dynamic, and Target would find it most compelling if they knew they were getting a long-term competitive advantage. So we could promise them that we wouldn't reward Walmart for 3 years...
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
There will be a lot of complexity here but I think you're probably correct. This will work best in a competitive dynamic, and Target would find it most compelling if they knew they were getting a long-term competitive advantage. So we could promise them that we wouldn't reward Walmart for 3 years...
13/ So those are some reasons why I believe the simple act of moving the battlefield from Congress to commerce will increase the power of progressives relative to conservatives. What do you think?
March 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
13/ So those are some reasons why I believe the simple act of moving the battlefield from Congress to commerce will increase the power of progressives relative to conservatives. What do you think?
12/ The most valuable employees in the most important companies tend to be urban, educated, open-minded, creative, and hold more progressive mindsets. That’s already a favorable bias among the decision makers, but biz must also make sure those employees feel that their employer matches their values.
March 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
12/ The most valuable employees in the most important companies tend to be urban, educated, open-minded, creative, and hold more progressive mindsets. That’s already a favorable bias among the decision makers, but biz must also make sure those employees feel that their employer matches their values.