𝓓𝓻. 𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂
@himbocephus.bsky.social
the casualties you will suffer trying to fuck with me will have you thinking like magnus carlson
walking up to the chalkboard and slowly writing out
B I G
[looks back at the classroom for a moment]
B O O B Y
B I G
[looks back at the classroom for a moment]
B O O B Y
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
walking up to the chalkboard and slowly writing out
B I G
[looks back at the classroom for a moment]
B O O B Y
B I G
[looks back at the classroom for a moment]
B O O B Y
You could absolutely waterboard this information out of me. I would crack immediately. You could slosh a bucket in my general vicinity and I would already be singing like a bird. Have you ever been waterboarded? It's fucking horrible! It's literally torture!
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You could absolutely waterboard this information out of me. I would crack immediately. You could slosh a bucket in my general vicinity and I would already be singing like a bird. Have you ever been waterboarded? It's fucking horrible! It's literally torture!
Going to college at 24 is pedophile behavior imo
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Going to college at 24 is pedophile behavior imo
[Racks shotgun] We're about to find out who's truly about that no loads refused lifestyle
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
[Racks shotgun] We're about to find out who's truly about that no loads refused lifestyle
[dj smokey voice] terrorism is now legal
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
[dj smokey voice] terrorism is now legal
hi reddit, this is super embarassing, but i'm experiencing a mental health crisis...
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
hi reddit, this is super embarassing, but i'm experiencing a mental health crisis...
watching air bud and getting absolutely incensed at the idea of a dog playing a human sport
October 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
watching air bud and getting absolutely incensed at the idea of a dog playing a human sport
I am so tired of people thinking "the law" is a real thing
signs like these are up all over Chicago cafes and storefronts (here, cafes in Brighton Park and Back of the Yards) warning ICE not to enter without a judicial warrant
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I am so tired of people thinking "the law" is a real thing
Kind of "woke" of Trump to demolish the "white" house IMO
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kind of "woke" of Trump to demolish the "white" house IMO
Personally I think the worst thing about Trump is that he's fat and gross and has a tiny dick
October 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Personally I think the worst thing about Trump is that he's fat and gross and has a tiny dick
This may come off a bit harsh but what if everybody who attended TwitchCon in any capacity was locked up forever
October 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This may come off a bit harsh but what if everybody who attended TwitchCon in any capacity was locked up forever
Tried to look up this 'mouthwashing' game I see people talk about and this just looks like weird pervert stuff? no thanks!
October 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tried to look up this 'mouthwashing' game I see people talk about and this just looks like weird pervert stuff? no thanks!
On one hand it sucks to use a website where the people running it actively hate you, on the other hand I don't think people who self-identify as "posters" deserve respect
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
On one hand it sucks to use a website where the people running it actively hate you, on the other hand I don't think people who self-identify as "posters" deserve respect
Can we just fast forward all this shit already? Toss me in the mass grave, I don't care, anything to not have to wake up every day forced to be aware of whatever new thoughts dribbled out of president retards ears
September 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Can we just fast forward all this shit already? Toss me in the mass grave, I don't care, anything to not have to wake up every day forced to be aware of whatever new thoughts dribbled out of president retards ears
"hamburger helper" ? no thanks, I'd rather pull myself up by my own bootstraps
September 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"hamburger helper" ? no thanks, I'd rather pull myself up by my own bootstraps
hey man i'd love to stick around and chat but you kind of caught me in the middle of something, yeah i'm playing this video game about a real sexy bug
September 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
hey man i'd love to stick around and chat but you kind of caught me in the middle of something, yeah i'm playing this video game about a real sexy bug
Sneaking into my neighbors yard and raising their flag back to full mast
September 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Sneaking into my neighbors yard and raising their flag back to full mast
This Chinese dude told me that he wished for me to live in interesting times, what a nice guy!
September 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This Chinese dude told me that he wished for me to live in interesting times, what a nice guy!
There is nothing the fully insulated liberal loves more than to berate you for not showing enough empathy for the biggest pieces of shit on earth
September 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
There is nothing the fully insulated liberal loves more than to berate you for not showing enough empathy for the biggest pieces of shit on earth
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Yeah, absolutely, 100% same my brother
September 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Yeah, absolutely, 100% same my brother
Codename C.H.A.T.T.A.H.O.O.C.H.E.E.
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Codename C.H.A.T.T.A.H.O.O.C.H.E.E.
Can't believe Trump would just kill a boat load of federal contractors like that
September 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Can't believe Trump would just kill a boat load of federal contractors like that