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Heidi
@hippochan.nl
🇳🇱⌨🎧⏱🎢♥ EN/NL, she/her, mid 20s (for now)

speedrunner, roller coaster fan, rhythm gamer, music listener, alleged game developer, stereotype destroyer
high functioning fujoshi

developer @wooting.io
avatar @whim.bsky.social
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Heidi @hippochan.nl · Nov 24
📌hi i'm heidi your beloved tomboyish girl who plays rhythm games, speedruns games not meant to be speedrun, rides rollercoasters, writes code, and collects keyboards and y2k e-waste

🤝
It sure did!
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Today's work soundtrack, one of the greatest compilation albums of all time. This album changed me :)
December 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
bro you can literally just take a screenshot using grim+slurp
Have you tried Linux? Download Mint on your computer. It can literally run Puppy. It's literally on Guix. It can probably run MeeGo. Dude it works on MEPIS. You can run it on Pop. You can download Pop and run it. Log onto Pop right now. Dive into Pop. You can run it on Pop. Pop has it for you.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I think what a lot of people miss in JK Rowling discourse is that she isn't just transphobic, she doesn't just support organisations which make the lives of marginalised people worse, but she's just actively illiberal.
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i was initially jumpscared by the year-of-birth in username being 2011 (ignoring year-of-birth in username to begin with lol) but it hit me that i was even younger when i entered the speedrunning hobby myself
Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
wow i dont like google and would love to support other browsers using different engines

firefox: hey

omg yay

firefox: *doesnt support Fucking Anything At All Ever*

:(
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 AM
First time in a while I've got osu on the mind like thinking about how I can't wait to play osu after work and thinking about maps I wanna play
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I need to talk to more strangers on this site. Need more frens
December 15, 2025 at 10:07 AM
polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurompolska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom polska gurom
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reddit loves giving me ads about joining the military
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
osu.ppy.sh/beatmaps/751... what a real osu collab megaset used to look like. not this fucking slop bullshit
DJ Ozawa - Tokyo (Innovaderz Remix) · beatmap info
osu! » beatmaps » DJ Ozawa - Tokyo (Innovaderz Remix)
osu.ppy.sh
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
New fit
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What do mega corporations which make everyday items even... do... like what swings the sales of colgate toothpaste in one direction or another vs the competition? I'd like to be a fly on the wall in big toilet paper board meetings
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I hate this stupid sparkle icon man. The recommendations are the same as ever but I guess everything is called AI to keep the moneybags happt
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Work soundtrack today
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Let's see how effective this is. 2025 has been the best year of my life and I realised that the main thing keeping me from being truly happy right now is constantly reading about and being exposed to things that I hate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Berichten die u niet wilt missen" 🤣🤣 hoeveel titels heb je nodig? fucking egomonkey
Allemaal omdat je een bommenfabrikant bent
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
POLSKA GUROMM
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They're naming keyboard switches nowadays like fucking weed strains. Jupiter banana switches bro
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
cookiezi
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
smooooch・∀・
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
osu lazer really annoys me
November 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Norovirus speedrun 24h 35min
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Playing an original gameboy game makes me feel so old like.. I grew up with this???? Technology sure moves fast. I am not that old
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I want to be cooler but I'm a wee baby who's too scared to get a piercing
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM