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sam i am 🌈
@hisamwelch.bsky.social
· May 17
i have daddy issues, but only in the sense that my dad was seriously SO nice that he did not prepare me for the rest of men
friend: why did you cut off the sleeves of all of my shirts
me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms
me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms
August 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
friend: why did you cut off the sleeves of all of my shirts
me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms
me: this is america, you have the right to bare arms
do you guys have any idea how fun of a month it’s been to be someone who loves annoying people about Taylor Swift
August 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
do you guys have any idea how fun of a month it’s been to be someone who loves annoying people about Taylor Swift
i’m not “overreacting” and i don’t “need to chill” you need to start regular reacting and have a meltdown
August 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
i’m not “overreacting” and i don’t “need to chill” you need to start regular reacting and have a meltdown
friend: you need to work on your judgementalness
me: yeah that’s not a word
me: yeah that’s not a word
August 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
friend: you need to work on your judgementalness
me: yeah that’s not a word
me: yeah that’s not a word
i wanted to learn how to juggle bc people are always saying i’m dropping the ball
August 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i wanted to learn how to juggle bc people are always saying i’m dropping the ball
i’m actually a huge bitch, i’m just also a recovering people pleaser
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i’m actually a huge bitch, i’m just also a recovering people pleaser
have you guys heard of libraries? it’s insane they just hand out free books and movies, you just gotta pinky promise to give them back
August 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
have you guys heard of libraries? it’s insane they just hand out free books and movies, you just gotta pinky promise to give them back
ya i’m sensitive and dramatic it’s called being WHIMSICAL and CUTE look it up
August 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
ya i’m sensitive and dramatic it’s called being WHIMSICAL and CUTE look it up
sinbad implies the existence of singood
August 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
sinbad implies the existence of singood
damn the fruit in california is so good. and i don’t even mean bc i live in a gay neighborhood
August 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
damn the fruit in california is so good. and i don’t even mean bc i live in a gay neighborhood
tight end doesn’t sound like a real football position, i thought we were all talking about travis kelce’s ass
August 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
tight end doesn’t sound like a real football position, i thought we were all talking about travis kelce’s ass
guy: wow this food sucks
person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it
guy: what
person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it
guy: what
August 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
guy: wow this food sucks
person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it
guy: what
person who invented salt: let’s add rocks to it
guy: what
ever since i was a little girl i really wanted to know wtf was going on
August 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
ever since i was a little girl i really wanted to know wtf was going on
i got a note in my improv scene that i wasn’t acting sad enough for someone whose dad just died
reader, my dad DID just die
reader, my dad DID just die
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i got a note in my improv scene that i wasn’t acting sad enough for someone whose dad just died
reader, my dad DID just die
reader, my dad DID just die
Washington, D.C.? more like Washington, Diet Coke
July 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Washington, D.C.? more like Washington, Diet Coke
“i asked chatGPT” i asked my therapist and he agrees that you’re a moron
July 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“i asked chatGPT” i asked my therapist and he agrees that you’re a moron
trying a new strategy, when someone doesn’t have a crush on me back i decided it’s bc they’re scared they’ll fall in love with me 😔💔
July 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
trying a new strategy, when someone doesn’t have a crush on me back i decided it’s bc they’re scared they’ll fall in love with me 😔💔
i love to cook, but my real passion is setting off the fire alarm.
July 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i love to cook, but my real passion is setting off the fire alarm.
my instagram usage is basically 0, except when i have a crush on someone and i check the app every 45 seconds
July 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
my instagram usage is basically 0, except when i have a crush on someone and i check the app every 45 seconds
my dog started barking at me when i juggle, i think im embarrassing him
July 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
my dog started barking at me when i juggle, i think im embarrassing him
-next plague-
boy, we needed that one
boy, we needed that one
July 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
-next plague-
boy, we needed that one
boy, we needed that one
is there anything good left on the internet or is it just the box where they store all of the horrors
July 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
is there anything good left on the internet or is it just the box where they store all of the horrors
i got a book on codependency, will someone please read it with me
July 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i got a book on codependency, will someone please read it with me
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i would like to start one day without something completely fucking insane.
July 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
i would like to start one day without something completely fucking insane.
yeah but can AI pound a 24 pack of diet coke in a week
June 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
yeah but can AI pound a 24 pack of diet coke in a week