Being poor in a capitalist system is a lot like trying to fuck a giraffe without stilts, and I will not be elaborating.

I may not know how to drive a manual transmission, but at least I'm not a dirty fucking fascist.

MAYBE it's just a coincidence, but I've never met a group of people more passionate about the age of consent than libertarian men.

Bacon packaging really is out of control. I shouldn't need an acetylene torch, the jaws of life, and 32 tons of C4 in order to reach my breakfast >.<

The only good fascist is a dead fascist. With that in mind, if Donald Trump truly loved America he'd choke on his Big Mac and die.

I'm here to eat ass and commit tax fraud....and I'm all out of itemized deductions.

Just a reminder: ACAB also applies to the cop car from Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

It turns out, not giving a single fuck about a dead CEO who made his billions by refusing coverage to people and letting them die to make shareholders happy, is a pre-existing condition of mine. Who knew?

Not a bad way to end the night #DragonQuestIIIHD2DRemake

Enjoying Dragon Quest III HD-2D! #DragonQuestIIIHD2DRemake