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𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝗛𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗬 , 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝑺𝑻𝑹𝑼𝑪𝑲 𝑩𝒀 , 𝐀 𝙎𝙈𝙊𝙊𝙏𝙃 𝘾𝙍𝙄𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇 ── .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 11h

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ᅠ 𝐈 𝐀𝐌 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄
𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝘽𝙀𝘽𝙊𝙋 , 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

uh, yeah .ᐟ i'm sure just about anyone'll give you an opinion .

[ 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

… Is that so ? Perhaps I will give it a try.

I will need the opinion of another first before I proceed. ✨

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

they're like, REAL long . if you get ones that are long enough, they'll even cover your shoes .ᐟ 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

. . . Continue speaking. 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

in more ways than one .

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𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 8h

Yer tellin’ me. What a disgusting creature.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i'll admit i'm not a good guy, but that 'hog is on a WHOLE other level .ᐟ i've got STANDARDS .ᐟ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 8h

Well, ‘m big enough t’admit when ‘m wrong.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

there's pants that don't show 'em . look into bell bottoms, girl ── 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

I would never wear pants... ! I could never show off my ankles ! 😦

[ HELP. 😭]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

yeah, that's what i thought .ᐟ we're two different 'hogs, yo .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 8h

…

[Clover looks between the photos. It finally seems to click to them that these are two separate individuals.]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

[ pulling out this photo of the 80s bebop 💀 ]

you're mistakin' me for THIS big loser, aren't ya .ᐣ.ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

see that girl over there .ᐣ yeah .ᐣ the one in the cargo pants .ᐣ THAT'S casual .ᐟ 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

Why, it most certainly is -- ! 🙁

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

[ pulling out this photo of the 80s bebop 💀 ]

you're mistakin' me for THIS big loser, aren't ya .ᐣ.ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

... WAAIIITT, WAIT WAIT .ᐟ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 8h

[Clover just crosses their arms.]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i KNOW i'm not .ᐟ i'm a warthog, plain and simple ── that's what i was gettin' at .ᐟ your outfit is NOTTTT casual . 😔

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

Oh, peacocks are such lovely creatures ... ! But I am afraid that.. you are not a peacock.

. . .

I am not saying that you are NOT lovely, you look wonderful in your attire, but rather um... I .. oh my goodness, I have fumbled my words. 💧

[ Evelyn . 😭]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

girl . ✋️

if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

i'm serious .ᐟ i'd recognize ya if i knew you, kid .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 8h

I’ll add “lyin’” t’ the list of things you’ve done now.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

thank you, thank you . ✨️

[ as she applauds, he bows proudly . ]

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 8h

Totally! Wow, you’re good!

[ A round of applause was given. ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

[ he reappears not too far away, posing . ]

wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

girl . ✋️

if THAT'S casual, then i'm no warthog .ᐟ i'm like, a peacock or something .ᐟ.ᐟ

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

Why, this is my casual attire! I do not understand what it is you are saying.

[ “casual” 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

the renaissance faire .ᐣ your clothes ──

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 8h

The what ??

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

... uh, do you need help findin' the renaissance faire .ᐣ

[ 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

[ he reappears not too far away, posing . ]

wah - BAM .ᐟ awesome, right .ᐣ

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 9h

Holy moley.

He can become invisible?!

[ Like a ninja, she thought. ]

Interesting.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

sure thing .ᐟ watch this ── heehee .ᐟ

[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 8h

WHAT'D I DO, YO .ᐣ.ᐣ i've never seen you in my LIFE .ᐟ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 9h

You know whatcha did.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

dAWWGGG .ᐣ.ᐟ

[ he looks so offended 💀 ]

sheeeesh, no need to sound all hostile 'bout it .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

sure thing .ᐟ watch this ── heehee .ᐟ

[ he disappears .ᐣ.ᐣ ]

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 9h

I’m curious. What can you do? If you don’t mind showing off, that is!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

yEAAAAHHH .ᐟ love rhymin' .

that's SOOOO cool .ᐟ i get my powers from my tech . 🙂‍↕️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

i'm not posting that shi i got my ass beat 😕

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

boutta fight an old geezer i'll post the results homies ✌️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

elysia 🩷

TMNT ATTACK 💥💥💥💥💥

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 9h

//Holy 2012 elysia

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

dAWWGGG .ᐣ.ᐟ

[ he looks so offended 💀 ]

sheeeesh, no need to sound all hostile 'bout it .ᐟ

𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍! @justadventurer.bsky.social · 9h

I ain’t yer “dawg,” pardner.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 10h

yo, yo, yo .ᐟ what's UP, dawgs .ᐣ ( ✨️ )

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

yEAAAAHHH .ᐟ love rhymin' .

that's SOOOO cool .ᐟ i get my powers from my tech . 🙂‍↕️

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 9h

Rhymes! But yeah! I got powers, er, like superheroes!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

thanks .ᐟ chip is hip, girl . ✨️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

... uh, do you need help findin' the renaissance faire .ᐣ

[ 💀 . ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · 10h

I am a lady. 😒

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 10h

girl, that is NOT what i meant . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 9h

thanks .ᐟ chip is hip, girl . ✨️

Mary W. Bromfield @championofshazam.bsky.social · 10h

I like your attitude. It’s quite chipper!

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ @hitechthief.bsky.social · 10h

hey, hey .ᐟ a power is even COOLER than a jetpack .ᐟ like, that's a NATURAL gift, man .ᐟ