Why is MY PR coming out of YOUR waste chute? Because you're ravenously scarfing it down like a starving barkbeast despite all your claims of being above it?
- Miles

Hey guys, quick update. For now, it's probably best to just stick to the main posts on this profile and ignore the replies section! I've had to deal with some, uh... back-end PR. Nothing to worry about!
- Miles

Okay, and now you're slinging the word "treason" around? That's not party vocabulary, bro! It's actually extremely dangerous and unfun vocabulary, which is liable to get someone culled if you're not careful.
- Miles

"Why would someone invite me to a party and then disinvite me after I hit them with a cryptic and implicitly threatening accusation???" You sound crazy right now, dude.
- Miles

I think it's pretty evident from the fact that you're not on the list for Jeevik Week anymore that she has way more important people to spend her time on than you. You'd be completely beneath my radar as well, except that I still find it highly suspect how prepared you were for today's leak.
- Miles

Wow he's up to two! Truly a jaw-dropping display of articulate mastery. How this literary giant got snubbed I'll never know...
- Miles

I bet this dude doesn't know literally anything of substance at all, it's pretty safe to ignore him.
- Miles

Look man, all I know about you is what I've experienced, which is probably the same kind of behavior that got you disinvited from Miss Jeevik's in the first place.
- Miles

Aren't journalists supposed to know more than like, one word?
- Miles

Dude, who even are you? Get out of here!
- Miles

First of all, if this COMPLETELY UNVERIFIED leak is in fact real, it looks like you were erased just fine.
- Miles

Why would we make this leak? In what universe does that help Hiveswap, or Cridea, at all?
- Miles

Okay, well, apparently I can't get rid of that post... but I've gone ahead and turned off replies. We are so, SO sorry about the completely UNAUTHORIZED and UNVERIFIABLE information posted to this account. PLEASE ignore it, we have no clue how that happened!
-Miles

Okay, I think I figured this out. Hold on, I'm gonna just go ahead and get rid of this flagrant violation of Miss Jeevik's privacy real quick...

I don't know what you think you "found out", but this is seriously not the time for this kind of juvenile namecalling. Jeevik Week is an important time of the sweep for millions of people. This is SERIOUS.
- Miles

Processing? Dude, what do you mean by this? Are you responsible for this?
- Miles

what the hell how do i delete this post???? -Miles

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