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@hktlife.uk
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Prepare to be underwhelmed. Humour & satire are not a crime. Watching the world. All views are my own (obviously).
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JP @hktlife.uk · 15d
Get this on a large screen and put on some headphones; this will take you away from all of the crap, I promise. #theorb #music
The Orb - Spontaneously Combust
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JP @hktlife.uk · 17d
A small price to pay. Funnily enough, the people moaning the most seem to be the same people who wanted the UK to leave the EU.
BBC News - How will the EU's new border system work?
www.bbc.com/news/article...
What is the EU's new border system EES - and how does it work?
The EU's much-delayed Entry/Exit System will change the way UK passengers travel to 29 countries.
www.bbc.com
JP @hktlife.uk · 21d
That's why I bought a MacBook and de-Appled it. It does everything I want from a computer reliably and shares little to no information/data with Apple at all. This is my first Apple product. I am 56 years old.
JP @hktlife.uk · 21d
I love America. I have spent many months travelling across the country over the years. Now, though, I worry. I want to visit again, but not while the current government is in power. #Canada is looking much more appealing. I will visit the USA again before I shuffle off this mortal coil.
JP @hktlife.uk · 21d
Amid global chaos, at least we can rely on two certainties: 1) The sun will rise, and 2) someone, somewhere is arguing about pineapple on pizza. Chin up! The world’s not ending, it’s just auditioning for a dark comedy. Stick around, the plot twist might be hope.
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It’s such a Tory move to look at Trump’s deportation force - denounced for abuse, neglect, and the racial profiling of anyone not the right shade of pink or beige - and say, “Oh, yes, that’ll do us nicely.”
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This is spot on. The only I would add is that this spiral of madness is being turbocharged by a national media that is also increasingly unhinged and vastly exaggerates the public demand for these policies. Westminster is trapped in its own reactionary bubble.
British politics is basically a doom spiral of increasingly unhinged hostile policies.

Reform says something unhinged
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Labour counters with their own unhinged policy
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Tories shout from back they'll be even more unhinged
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Reform announces different unhinged proposal in response
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And repeat...🔁
JP @hktlife.uk · 21d
BREAKING: UK to launch ‘FauxID’, a bold new policy to see how many citizens we can accidentally detain with untested facial recognition! Perfect for those who enjoy lottery odds and mass surveillance. #BritishICE #WhoNeedsRights
JP @hktlife.uk · 21d
Today in the United States of Gilead: troops roll into cities, ICE agents audition for dystopian villain roles, now terrorising grandma for jaywalking and toddlers for sandbox ‘contraband.’ Next on GNN: ‘Liberty Deficit Hits Record High!
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BREAKING: Alex Albon and Carlos Sainz have been disqualified from qualifying

Both Williams cars failed post-qualifying checks on their rear wings

#F1 #SingaporeGP
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Excellent tips for keeping ICE out of your phone now featuring alt text
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The wealth of the richest 1% in America just hit a record $52 trillion. These are the people getting huge tax cuts — paid for by cuts to health care for millions of Americans. Every lie Trump and Republicans are telling right now about the shutdown is meant to distract you from this.
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I don’t have a crystal ball, but I have a good idea how this shutdown ends. Trump and Republicans will cave (he won’t admit he’s caving, of course, but he will cave).

Here’s why: Air traffic controllers.