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Hobbe Noxious
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just your local goblin king
fun word of the day!

for absolutely no reason
February 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
cheers to my birthday weekend trip
February 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
happy V-Day
February 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I used to fall in love with everyone, y'know?

not romantically, but it was head-over-heels love nonetheless. I've lived so many lives in my head with so many people, and the one thing that remained the same was we always made it to the end

friends, family and lovers, we always stayed together
February 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'll be honest kitten

I don't know if the power of positive attitude and copious amounts of alcohol are enough to pull daddy out of this seemingly bottomless well of pure despair
February 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
for a species that vividly hallucinates every night for about eight hours

it really is strange that humans aren't more into hallucinogens as a general rule
February 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
this aged well
February 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
preparing to paint at the new house!
February 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
and all of them were deceived

for there was a fifth loko
February 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
no wonder they call me crazy
the way I straight jack it
February 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I mean

they already let Fox News in there so
Neat how every bad person you’ve ever heard of is currently or will be apart of this in some way
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
my trickster god will NOT stand for your bullshit
February 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
no really

look at this shit
February 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
welp, this is probably the best thing I'm going to watch today

youtu.be/46ivFpsmEVQ
HEBOCON: The Robot Contest for Dummies [The Jury Selections, The 18th Japan Media Arts Festival]
YouTube video by プぁと地
youtu.be
February 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I do find myself missing Instagram. Twitter...? not so much. Facebook? eh, it was fun because of a couple groups I was in

but Instagram? I could mindlessly scroll through videos for hours on there

better for my mental health to go without? absolutely. doesn't mean I don't miss it sometimes
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
you gotta have

FAITH
February 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
February 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
January 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hobbe-coded characters
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
January 31, 2025 at 2:19 PM
this one time, I drunkenly stole one of my friend's ex's mailbox

we took turns beating it with a metal baseball bat during a party sometime later

about a month passes, and we drop it back off at her house

ah, those were the days
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
what in the fucking Mandela effect...?
January 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
dis how Valentine's day goes nowadays?

a'ight, I can work with it

#valentinesday #romance #thankyouwalmart
January 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
accepting the fact that I exhibit orange cat energy

no, I won't elaborate. those of you who know me are familiar
January 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
end of January affirmations:

I *do* haunt every waking moment of my enemies lives

I *am* quiet as smoke when I creep

I *will* return after my death to haunt those I love AND hate
January 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM