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stirring the sauce
there's hand-eye coordination, and then there's whatever this guy has
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
pine warblew
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
never turn your back on a bluebird
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
God made the dinosaurs when he was a young god cutting the sleeves off his t shirts wearing buddy holly glasses frostin his tips rolling his own smokes
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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you grow up eating cereal thinking toucans are like these huge flying econoline vans only to find out 30 years later they're just fat pigeons with fisher price yaps
June 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
new crayola crayon color: mirepoix
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
the real housewives of colonial williamsburg
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
tuesdays have no juice
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
crying to the southern wind
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
can’t believe this happened
Emeril sitcom #1 Pilot (unaired)
YouTube video by Vinnie Rattolle
youtu.be
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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odds for KC to not make playoffs: +550 💴
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
jameis was good. it's okay. he threw that ball that wound up being an INT in the endzone and it wasn't his fault, WR was supposed to run a corner route and he just stopped! come on. wasn't his fault. [sean maguire voice] it's not his fault. already seems more organized without daboll and with kafka
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hey do me a favor relax have a cream soda
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
odds for KC to not make playoffs: +550 💴
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
real shame ketchup doesn’t have the varieties that mustard has
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
to think only 59 people had their eyes opened by this quasimodo-like prediction
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
building a land bridge to conquer the isle of Tyre
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
imagine if toothpaste weren't the color of a caribbean wave
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
wunderbar
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
daboll is officially out. hire jameis as player/coach. see what happens. get the #1 pick. signed/sealed.
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
automatic for the people (who follow this account)
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
romeo and juliet but the girl is fannie and she's a snyder of hanover and the boy is elmer and he's a snyder of berlin
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM