We were delighted to have @michaelpedersen.bsky.social and @holliemcnish.bsky.social pop in to see us! #SuperSheltie is demonstrating with his wee hooves the amount of delight #ThisMuch

Aw, thanks so much! x

Awww super! xxx

Announcing 6 special guests for each night of #NineLessons inc @helenczerski.bsky.social, @garwboy.bsky.social, Julia Shaw, Jakko Jakszyk, @holliemcnish.bsky.social, @funsizesuze.bsky.social + plenty more (with more to come of course!) Hosted by @robinince.bsky.social cosmicshambles.com/ninelessons

Late night poem: En route back from a London gig. A woman needs the loo on the train. There’s no loo. She tried to piss on the platform. She’s drunk. Staff tell her she’ll be fined £500 if she does. She waits and pisses on the train seat. Just sits and pisses. Smiling. Laughing.

So excited to be in London for this today! £5 with a wee glass of wine and two of my favourite writers and comedian @waterstones Islington ❤️

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last year i got asked to do a gig
for a private members group
in a castle and i asked
what the fee and expenses were
and they said the lady of the house
would be more than happy
to give me a private guided tour
of the castle.

I wish that were the case, but there'd be no rape or murder if it was sadly. x

Just searched 'are sore breasts normal before period'? It said yes due to peak progesterone levels but will subside when those levels normalise' and I was wondering who decided which week was the 'normal' personality week of the cycle? It's like saying Spring is normal and the other seasons aren't?

❤️ 5 in 6 boys think andrew tate is a prick ❤️

ROME!

I've just realised that a reading I'm doing next week, Thursday May 29th John Cabot University is open to the public.

If you know anyone who fancies a little poetry from me, I'd love you to share this event.

Sign up here: calendar.johncabot.edu/event/spoken... and bring ID on the day.

xx

This time next week I’ll be talking to the literary giant Stephen Fry at @hayfestival.bsky.social. Tonight I’m talking to the equally lustrous @valmcdermid.bsky.social at @portybooks.bsky.social (which can be streamed online). Swooning to a croon. 💜💙❤️‍🔥

Come join: www.michaelpedersen.co.uk/events

THANK YOU! A perfect quote for the next book 😂❤️

It takes me two cups of tea to write about 50 poems. I’m much more water-efficient than AI poetry x

She’s mid teens xx

Gracias! Xxx

Good idea, thanks x

Dear @teamlabouruk.bsky.social . I am leaving the party because of your stance on Gaza. If you can renew the membership without the membership number, why can’t I leave without it? Please make this an option. And please stop selling arms to Israel

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driving around a supermarket car park for five minutes to find a space to save five seconds of walking