I made it home and I’m so relieved. However, I forgot my tips in the jar. 👍🏼
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I made it home and I’m so relieved. However, I forgot my tips in the jar. 👍🏼
I have to be both front desk and bartender tonight, please use all of your powers to hope with me that there are no pickleballers and I can close early.
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have to be both front desk and bartender tonight, please use all of your powers to hope with me that there are no pickleballers and I can close early.
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
It’s not my night to bartend but the person whose it is is talking PTO. Rude!
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Anyway, happy “use your porch as extra fridge space” season
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Anyway, happy “use your porch as extra fridge space” season
I’m making my green bean casserole tomorrow and I’m making a bold substitution so I’m maybe a little nervous, but not enough not to make it
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I’m making my green bean casserole tomorrow and I’m making a bold substitution so I’m maybe a little nervous, but not enough not to make it
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
(I’m subbing Silk half & half for cashew cream, I’m wild)
Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Multiple people have sent this to me and honestly it’s testament to my big great marketing background, I guess, because my brand must be strong
Thinking about last year when I had really started to hate the distro job and was like “hey at least I get Thursday off!” but then got an email that I would need to be at Food 4 Less before 7am on Thanksgiving morning to stock shelves as a “gift” to the merchandiser. Haha, I broke down sobbing
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Thinking about last year when I had really started to hate the distro job and was like “hey at least I get Thursday off!” but then got an email that I would need to be at Food 4 Less before 7am on Thanksgiving morning to stock shelves as a “gift” to the merchandiser. Haha, I broke down sobbing
Petty enough to stop watching a show because it doesn’t know the diff between tax returns and tax refunds
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Petty enough to stop watching a show because it doesn’t know the diff between tax returns and tax refunds
I just finished the book Future Boy by Michael J Fox and I loved it. Highly recommend!
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just finished the book Future Boy by Michael J Fox and I loved it. Highly recommend!
I love how Marge says “vuh-cation”
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I love how Marge says “vuh-cation”
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
It reminds me of a neighbor, Miss Sue, when I was a kid, who not only said “vuh-cation” but also “rest-runt” for restaurant, which I assume Marge says too
Have I already made a joke about not wanting to contradict Garfield or The Boomtown Rats but I love Mondays because it’s my guaranteed day off? If not, pretend that’s what I said. If so, this is just a reminder of that great joke I made
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Have I already made a joke about not wanting to contradict Garfield or The Boomtown Rats but I love Mondays because it’s my guaranteed day off? If not, pretend that’s what I said. If so, this is just a reminder of that great joke I made
Look I’m not like bragging or anything but my cookies were a pretty big hit even though cookies are weird to have on a football buffet
I will be baking more things at work.
I will be baking more things at work.
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Look I’m not like bragging or anything but my cookies were a pretty big hit even though cookies are weird to have on a football buffet
I will be baking more things at work.
I will be baking more things at work.
Is “Nuzzi” pronounced like “nut zee” or “new zee” or a secret third way
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is “Nuzzi” pronounced like “nut zee” or “new zee” or a secret third way
One of my coworkers asked me if I would like to “help others” in my free time but the “others” was her and the “help” was “making her a gingerbread house” for one of her classes at Perdue
I mean, I might
I mean, I might
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
One of my coworkers asked me if I would like to “help others” in my free time but the “others” was her and the “help” was “making her a gingerbread house” for one of her classes at Perdue
I mean, I might
I mean, I might
Very confused by the Stranger Things …uh, Broadway? commercial featuring Dream a Little Dream ? What are we doing here
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Very confused by the Stranger Things …uh, Broadway? commercial featuring Dream a Little Dream ? What are we doing here
I’m so confused on this timeline
But I’m okay with it because it’s my day off and whatever happens is a tomorrow thing
But I’m okay with it because it’s my day off and whatever happens is a tomorrow thing
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m so confused on this timeline
But I’m okay with it because it’s my day off and whatever happens is a tomorrow thing
But I’m okay with it because it’s my day off and whatever happens is a tomorrow thing
I’m making cookies for the lunch buffet at work on Sunday to practice for the kids’ cookie event next month. Very stoked! It’s me, your pastry chef
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m making cookies for the lunch buffet at work on Sunday to practice for the kids’ cookie event next month. Very stoked! It’s me, your pastry chef
I think my coworker is mad at me but I can't think of any reason why he would be, stay tuned for updates on this very interesting minidrama
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I think my coworker is mad at me but I can't think of any reason why he would be, stay tuned for updates on this very interesting minidrama
@nwi-jsp.bsky.social I was gonna say hello at the Sportsplex earlier, but it looked like you were really grillin' the mayor, and I had to get to work, but anyway, hello!
November 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@nwi-jsp.bsky.social I was gonna say hello at the Sportsplex earlier, but it looked like you were really grillin' the mayor, and I had to get to work, but anyway, hello!
My stepmother asks me every holiday season if I still live in the same place. I talk to her every week; does she think I moved to Utah or somewhere without mentioning it? (I’ve been in my house for 9 years!)
November 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
My stepmother asks me every holiday season if I still live in the same place. I talk to her every week; does she think I moved to Utah or somewhere without mentioning it? (I’ve been in my house for 9 years!)
My signature dish IS…………………[intense music]………….
Soup I made three days ago that I will never eat any more of before it goes bad and I just throw it out
- me on Beat Bobby Flay
Soup I made three days ago that I will never eat any more of before it goes bad and I just throw it out
- me on Beat Bobby Flay
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My signature dish IS…………………[intense music]………….
Soup I made three days ago that I will never eat any more of before it goes bad and I just throw it out
- me on Beat Bobby Flay
Soup I made three days ago that I will never eat any more of before it goes bad and I just throw it out
- me on Beat Bobby Flay
She is still wearing the turkey hat.
A coworker wore a turkey hat but while she was kind of snippy and in a bad mood and, sorry but you can not wear a turkey hat if you’re being kind of a dick. It doesn’t go!
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
She is still wearing the turkey hat.
I’m freakin’ out! Can’t wait!
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I’m freakin’ out! Can’t wait!
Making beef (not really beef) stew in the slow cooker and it’s so good I deserve a trophy about it
Throw some balsamic in there! Put some Dijon! Soy sauce! Pure MSG! Living the dream.
Throw some balsamic in there! Put some Dijon! Soy sauce! Pure MSG! Living the dream.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Making beef (not really beef) stew in the slow cooker and it’s so good I deserve a trophy about it
Throw some balsamic in there! Put some Dijon! Soy sauce! Pure MSG! Living the dream.
Throw some balsamic in there! Put some Dijon! Soy sauce! Pure MSG! Living the dream.
Sorry, skyline, I can NEVER choose one album that came out when I was 16 because *gestures*
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Sorry, skyline, I can NEVER choose one album that came out when I was 16 because *gestures*