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I will take your yellow Starbursts
If anyone sees him burning down the garage, no you didn't.
I think Oscar Piastri deserves a chainsaw
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
McLaren I will not forgive you for making me get up at ass o'clock to watch the race live next weekend
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Thankful on this day for a new cut of the Marty Supreme trailer in theaters because I'd seen the other one too many times!
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Welcoming Oscar Piastri back to society after his extended vacation from being Oscar Piastri.
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
who amongst us hasn't gone out on a Friday night in a hot new outfit and then embarrassed themselves
The new jerseys are cursed

#TexasHockey
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
oooh yeah, that's the good stuff
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
They gotta cut down the F1 schedule, gazpacho madness has taken over Joylon Palmer.
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I am so curious what time they are going to play a hockey game in that stadium and how many will be at risk of going blind
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Glassdoor reviews for working at the Opps Dojo are getting worse by the day
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
traveling back in time to when I worked at the Ballpark and saw Bill Guerin walk by during a Rangers game to scare him off of this kind of bullshit
Is there any way to interpret Bill Guerin's comments other than "Yeah, I don't really think players like Jason Robertson can play in big-time tournaments, so we won't be taking him even if he scores 50 goals by January"?
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
anyways, time to move on to What Will The Stadium Series Jerseys Look Like (If There's Even A Hint Of Blue I'm Gonna Do A Crime)
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don't go to enough games anymore to justify buying one but they're gonna look pretty sharp on ice, I think.
Reviving the roots of our legacy.

Introducing: The '99 ⭐
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Stars admin said:
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
issuing a loud and confused "what" in the direction of the Texas Rangers
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Very kind of the Stars to wait til I was done watching two other things at the same time, welcome to the tv screen idiots!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I was gonna say something about Rantanen but then a guy popped up on the broadcast in a Stars Max Domi jersey and now that's all I can think of
November 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Lando, buddy, I admire the attempt but you can't out-Max Max
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
big salute to Fernando Alonso's old ass putting up that lap in the rain surrounded by bright lights when I was nearly undone by 25 minutes of astigmatism night driving in the rain yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I love the goblin hours of the Las Vegas Grand Prix and I thank it for existing
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The pass from Benn on this is so funny. Just zero urgency and the same energy as throwing a toy at a dog to see what they'll do with it.
Take a bow, Mikko Rantanen 🤯
November 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Mikko Rantanen is really good.
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
jesus christ Mikko Rantanen
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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it is once again time for my neighbors to believe I am in a passionate yet tumultuous relationship with a man named Jake
October 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Honestly, we should have seen last night coming. The use of Jamie's leitmotif (recalled goals) to indicate his return. A little artistry by the hockey gods.
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM