Hollywood Bruisers
@hollywoodbruisers.bsky.social
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You put the boom-boom into my heart... Photographer shooting retro-inspired beefcakery in Hollywoodland. ✨ (ALL PHOTOS © BY ME) IG: @hollywood_bruisers all models are LGBTQ+
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I love it. Just hate that it’s AI.
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Oh wow. I took this waaay back in like 2007 or so. Haven't looked an image from this shoot in over a decade. Thanks for the flashback! 🙌
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Well yeah, he's got nothing left to lose NOW.
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Was literally just going thru the NYT's list of Best 100 films of the 21st Century and came to Royal Tenenbaums and said out loud, to no one, "Oooh. I gotta watch that again!"
And now this cute pic. It's a sign.
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Every time he is interviewed, he looks like he's dying inside because he knows he's lying.
I just... don't understand...how the f*ck a homosexual can work for this corrupt, malignant, cruel, homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, hateful, murderous, Nazi administration?
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One day I hope I'll get to photograph your handsome face. 🙂
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July 4th 1776: Second Continental Congress signs Declaration of Independence, declaring the 13 Colonies free and no longer subject (and subordinate) to Britain’s King George III.
July 3rd 2025: 119th Congress signs death of democracy & approval of a fascist state under rule of wannabe idiot king.
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Thanks, buster. (It's in two weeks!) Hope you're doing well.😘
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Aw man. THANK YOU! 🙏 You're very kind to say. Appreciate that!
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Also, I imagine that will be the last time you'll be able to teach THAT class without potentially being arrested. Or "deported."
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How Black Americans can even walk through this country without wanting to burn the whole place down is... a tower of restraint that white males would never be able to have if the tables were turned and they went thru everything they put Black people thru in America throughout it's history.
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Shhh. Don't tell anyone, but... I dyed it over the weekend. (Just your everyday early 50s crisis.) Happy 52 to you!
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Mister, you knocked it out of the park! Looks fantastic on ya. 🙌
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That mustache is doing its job. 🔥
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Aw man. Thank you! 😘😘
TBF, that was a disastrous haircut AND I was trying to replicate the poster for “The 40-Year-Old Virgin”… 😂 (Was going more for goofy than hot.)
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Very kind of you to say. 🙏🏼
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That’s not Charlie. It’s @coyotejocks.bsky.social ! I should know: I photographed the product for them. 👍🏼
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*Self portrait for a fine art photography class my first year going back to school. My teacher said, “You have this fantastic ability of not being able to make fine art.”
That was fun.
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I’m turning 52 this month.
I’m in a bit of a state of shock because, honestly, in my head, I’m still a 32-year-old curious-about-everything idiot who has no idea what he is doing...

52<—>32*