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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 10h

The stylish way to do it is for no-one to go to their tacky ceremony so they get to say “The Bull at Ambridge could not be with us tonight, but here’s film of us giving them the award earlier.” #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 17h

To be fair, unlike other SLs that go dormant, the slow progress at the shop does get mentioned. Is it a thing? Is Hazel on manoeuvres? #TheArchers

MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 17h

Christopher: “I can’t believe how long the building work’s taking.”

Neither can I. #TheArchers

MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 17h

Christopher: “I can’t believe how long the building work’s taking.”

Neither can I. #TheArchers

MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 17h

Rodway & Watson as hopeless as ever, presumably. #TheArchers

MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 18h

Wasn’t Home Farm house put on the market some time back? Did I imagine that? If not, was it ever mentioned again? Have we heard the last of the Gills? I think we should be told. #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 2d

Just taking the opportunity to say something positive: I like Amber.

In a sea of dreary two-dimensional angsty folk, she’s a splash of colour. More incomers with that formula would be good. 👍 #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 3d

George: “You sound like my Mum.”

Woman: “I take that as a compliment.“

There‘s a woman who‘s obviously never met Emma. #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 4d

Jolene: “Are you two getting off?”

I assumed Ruairaidh and Paul were at it again. #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t Underwoods do deliveries? Seems odd. Maybe there’s a Sainsbury’s or Waitrose or Tesco around. That’d sort the vulnerable out. #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 4d

Snap. It’s like we’re on the naughty step. I wonder if anyone will poke their head out and tell us what’s being said. #TheArchers

Jen Stephen @ambridgeponyclub.bsky.social · 4d

Oh oh Bluesky broken can’t find any #TheArchers or we have all been banned

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 4d

Imagine going to Grey Gables and Catweazle decides you’re suspect and will monitor you. The place is a madhouse. #TheArchers

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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 4d

"15 years ago, Polish workers came here to find opportunity. Now Poland is growing twice as fast as we are," says Kemi Badenoch.

Any ideas what may have happened in the interim?

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 6d

That shop is cursed. It’s old building is basically a pond it needs that much damp proofing; the church gets rat infested. Move it to Brookfield Barn until that goes up in flames, after which everyone can go to Underwood’s Local anyway. #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 6d

How much would anyone pay me to know what’s in my bag? 💰💰💰 #TheArchers

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MarkB @holmoak45.bsky.social · 6d

📞 Emma: “Have you had your tea?”
📞 George: “Yeah.“
📞 Emma: “What d’you ‘ave?”
#TheArchers