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Hans

@honkoopie.bsky.social

52 followers 23 following 350 posts

if the ‘untitled goose game’ was person. honk honk, felicia

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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Jul 24

I lov potato

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Apr 20

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Apr 15

its ok we can sell beef to another country with 1 billion + population. we could sell beef to India.

checkmate limerals

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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 15

do it sheryl, you only live once.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 13

but we already knew about these ones

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 9

just had a plan to save democracy: we feed elon to shai-hulud so we can all find out what those little glowing blue lights in his tummy are, once n for all.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 9

the golden age. do crime.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 9

god bless grindr

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 9

ur telling me i bit an onion??? no i substitute ur reality for my fantasy.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 9

this is objectively a bad opinion

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 8

i giv u permissions. mean is a tool and it needs to be used when the others don’t work.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 8

agree. hand the microphone to a goose one time. see what happens.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 7

This gives a whole new meaning to “fingering weight”.

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Mar 7

The second amendment was amended for a reason. Tis the season.

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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Feb 28

why are people angry at my widely unpopular action???? 😭😭😭😭😭

Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Feb 28

could u curse me with a better personality?

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · Feb 28

the frozen food companies are lying to you. fish don't really have fingers. wake up.

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Hans @honkoopie.bsky.social · Feb 27

one can dream, miriam