White Chocolate Cataclysm
@honkykongcountry.bsky.social
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Accidentally scared the hoes browsing Netflix and we saw Forrest Gump and I tried to sarcastically say "oh, I l LOVE forrest Gump" but it came off as incredibly sincere
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You cant do polls on here but are you someone who eats cake with a spoon or a fork?
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Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey:

@autokynephile.bsky.social

Perks of dating this individual
- Highly autistic
- Funny (many classic Skeets IMO)
- self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl"
- Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments)
- Pathetic
- Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)
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You do call yourself "The First Tradwife Tgirl" afterall
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Its cause I was scrolling Twitter like ten minutes beforehand and saw the blue woman on my feed and she manifested that phrase into my mind
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He didn't hear me so I told him I said "For any major reason," job saving fumble recovery
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Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life
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I'm a DEI hire on this platform, can't get a banger off without a trans woman doing the work
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I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze
honkykongcountry.bsky.social
I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze
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tonight about to be a motherfukcing movie
honkykongcountry.bsky.social
tonight about to be a motherfukcing movie
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*jokingly* "Don't worry boss, I won't let the woke mob stop me around here"

"Matt what the fuck are you talking about, you ARE the woke mob in this warehouse"
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Taylor Swift vs Charli XCX may just start thermonuclear white woman warfare in the streets
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Had this one on the backburner cause I know you can't help yourself #Predictable
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White Neurodivergents who refuse to listen to rap are missing out, producer tags and rapper ad libs are my NUMBER ONE vocal stims
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Stepping my fashion game up a notch
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"C'mere slut" I say to the beer sitting on the table as I lean over and almost fall out of the hammock
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Guy trying to hit on transfem Umamusume:

"What? No, I promise I'm not a pace chaser?
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*Dude about to completely blow his shot hitting on the deer girl waitress*

"So deer are a prey animal eh? Y'know they called me the "sexual predator" in college"
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Just remembered the phrase "hucow" while high in the hammock and I'm crying trying to hold my laughs in so the neighbours don't think I've lost
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43 y/o man who gets his work corrected then goes back to his desk and plays Black Hole Sun btw
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Hey man sorry I know you're on break rn but we're actually going to shitkick the white dude who plays "This is 21 Savage" everyday on his speaker without Spotify Premium if you wanted to join in
honkykongcountry.bsky.social
Hey man sorry I know you're on break rn but we're actually going to shitkick the white dude who plays "This is 21 Savage" everyday on his speaker without Spotify Premium if you wanted to join in