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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewench 🏳️‍⚧️
@hoodiewife.bsky.social
she/her | aspiring luthiery nerd | professional idiot | dont flirt with me if i dont know you | dm for discord/signal
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if this is god's plan i think she should try just winging it next time
long day of thinking about women
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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nattieCS - Twitch
happy normal thursday
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
woman twink
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
some days are good but today there was no granola clusters in my cereal so maybe it's all for nothing
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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art should comfort the weird disturbed girls and disturb the annoying comfortable guys
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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even if this was true (it's not) there would still be value in disclosing how AI was used in a game
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
given the opportunity, gamers will minmax the fun out of everything including quitting cigarettes to improve estrogen absorption
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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it’s a shame that every single company on earth has forgotten how to optimize software
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
hey canada post what if this time you actually delivered my medication like as a bit
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i eat ass but i draw the line at tomatoes
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
light emitting dyke
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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UK politics is insane to me because every time I tune in even 1% to keep appraised of what's happening there the headlines are all like "GOVERNMENT MAKES IT ILLEGAL TO WATCH KISSING VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE TO PROTECT WOMEN AND GIRLS" and then in tiny font underneath "NHS budget cut by 75% next year"
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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innie vs. outie frot off
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
buying a cis girl a strap so we can frot
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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ace on ancient c:
November 22, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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am i allowed to suck dick with my invisaligns in
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
me and who
sitting on a large polished piece of jade

smiling
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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The e in egirl stands for estrogen
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
so called "free thinkers" when they pay the rent just bc some loser says they "own the building" and "are your landlord"
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM