🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewitch 🏳️‍⚧️
@hoodiewife.bsky.social
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she/her/她 | aspiring luthiery nerd | professional idiot | sometimes i use the reskeet button like a bookmark | dont flirt with me if i dont know you | dm for discord
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hoodiewife.bsky.social
if this is god's plan i think she should try just winging it next time
hoodiewife.bsky.social
i wanted a bowl of cereal but the milk was rancid :[
hoodiewife.bsky.social
i'm not saying i launched unreal but i'm not not saying that either
hoodiewife.bsky.social
fucking yes. i feel like soc med definitely plays a role in that too seeing lots of pretty women and some of them have dicks but like the nature of soc med is you mostly see conventionally attractive women both cis and trans
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maysuser.name
we need more genre diversity in the porn game space, enough rpgs and visual novels give me a metroidvania
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dyadicsapphic.meangirls.online
sensedep kink (taking off my glasses)
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rollingstone.com
Meet the German virtuoso who's just been hired as Rush's new drummer, replacing the late, great Neil Peart.
Who Is Anika Nilles? Meet Rush's New Virtuosic Drummer
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leftistlawyer.com
Whilst we're on the subject of shocking living things, did you know police departments routinely shock human beings with tasers until they die and chalk up their deaths to a fake medical condition they call "excited delirium" that was invented by taser companies to absolve themselves of liability?
hoodiewife.bsky.social
ok girl i hate winter as much as the next gal but be fr
hoodiewife.bsky.social
i love global warming bc last winter was like 13 minutes long
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angelic.style
google search gothj girl with fishnets. google goth girls fieshnets can pick me up and throw me. google sir please show me goth girls black lipstick fishnets muscles can pick me up
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angelic.style
woman goes to doctor. shes depressed. feels alone in the world. doctor says, "treatment is simple. Transgender Woman Butt is in town tonight. go and squish it. that should pick you up." woman bursts into tears. says, "but doctor...I have Transgender Woman Butt"
hoodiewife.bsky.social
i think you can be whatever you want if you put your mind to it
hoodiewife.bsky.social
i have a shit $20 soldering iron that will probably burn my house down one day u can use that