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🏳️‍⚧️ jade hoodiewench 🏳️‍⚧️
@hoodiewife.bsky.social
she/her | aspiring luthiery nerd | professional idiot | dont flirt with me if i dont know you | dm for discord/signal
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if this is god's plan i think she should try just winging it next time
poll: do you jerk off thumb over or thumb under
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Making cum from scratch
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
every day is leg day when ur a horny bottom
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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part of coming out as a trans lesbian is being asked to specifically take the inverse of this shower before a date
March 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
come kiss me on the mouth, faggot
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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polycule or cult? find out if you're gonna be worshipping or "worshipping" with this simple quiz
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
how do ppl mount shit on their walls my string lights with polaroids of my wife just crashed onto the floor ;-;
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
long day of thinking about women
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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nattieCS - Twitch
happy normal thursday
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
woman twink
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry.

come over.
July 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
some days are good but today there was no granola clusters in my cereal so maybe it's all for nothing
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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art should comfort the weird disturbed girls and disturb the annoying comfortable guys
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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even if this was true (it's not) there would still be value in disclosing how AI was used in a game
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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hey. i like your septum piercing and dark souls tattoo. you look like you were really good at smash five years ago and have daddy issues. would you like to suck my dick in the bathroom ? it won't get hard but we can figure something out
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 AM
given the opportunity, gamers will minmax the fun out of everything including quitting cigarettes to improve estrogen absorption
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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it’s a shame that every single company on earth has forgotten how to optimize software
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
hey canada post what if this time you actually delivered my medication like as a bit
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i eat ass but i draw the line at tomatoes
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
light emitting dyke
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM