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tororo@Xにいます

@memuporo.bsky.social

What did I get?
#hazbinhotelvox

December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM

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Jei

@jjoneechan.bsky.social

Part 3.5 some notes Alastor took about Vox
#radiostatic #voxal

'Alastor discoveries'
specimen: Vincent
'a noisy picture box that followed me around unafraid of me that's a first!'

disposition of a dog (gross)
- loyal eager cute?
- manual buttons for picture adjustment
- Volume always at 100% how annoying
- always bursting with static
- attuned to my frequency
- he won't let me peak around the back of his head rude!
- he can resize and move his face anywhere but it's only contained inside his screen, any effort to come out just splits his face
- his face can glitch or be reduced to symbols which causes a headache!
- his screen is surprisingly soft and warm! sort of like a gel-based interface that is heat sensitive. What a strange evolution of technology!
- leaving fingerprints is like leaving hickeys! how scandalous!
- What is he so happy about being claimed? So shameless!

How does Vox eat?

as of right now his mouth is just a projected image So how does he sustain himself?

Theory 1:
- only eats electricity
- can he eat his own?
- does this count a self-cannibalism?

Theory 2:
- human skull inside
- normal body functions
- BORING!
New discovery! Gills!
- Shark anatomy?
- is the stomach lower?
- bigger lungs?
- ... cloaca or claspers?

I must ask to dissect him next time!

Theory 3:
- he doesn't

"... Surely not. Vox is still a human sinner. Even in death, we have bodily needs"
"...You're not starving to death, are you? I'll be very angry if you are"

He says he'll figure out a way to force a tongue out What a clever little picture box

When he gets a functional mouth I'll treat him to Maman's recipe

"What an honor! I am too kind HA!"

January 16, 2026 at 10:26 PM

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Nomi 💫 CEO of Alastor’s chest fluff

@nomifae.bsky.social

Alastor just wants a proper taste~

#RadioStatic #AlVox #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotel

January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM

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🍬miru 🍬 CEO of chubby Vox

@candysignal.bsky.social

just pure #Radiostatic fluff

January 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM

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knox !

@doorknoxk.bsky.social

#RadioStatic #HazbinHotel

January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM

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Syna_art

@synart.bsky.social

NEW COMMISSION #Hazbinhotel #radiostatic #alastor #vox #voxal #staticradio #commissionart #commissionopen

January 15, 2026 at 7:27 AM

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Lucky_chandl🪽✨️✍️🏼

@luckychandl.bsky.social

“Wishing you were there when they needed you. The only soul who’s ever completed you”-Lute⚡🎸🪽
AAAAAAAAAAAAH Está BUENÍSIMA!!!💥💥💥
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhoteladam #lutehazbinhotel

January 14, 2026 at 10:44 AM

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𑣲 pidge ໒꒱

@bittypigeon.bsky.social

:[ ♥︎♥︎
#radiostatic #vox #alastor #voxal #staticradio

January 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM

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Jei

@jjoneechan.bsky.social

Radiostatic kisses part 3 (I’m obsessed over how does Vox’s mouth work and I’m making it Alastors problem) #voxal #radiostatic

Alastor and Vox are sitting at a diner/bar, Alastor finished his meal, Vox hasn’t ordered anything.
A: I apologize for not waiting until your order, dear. I was simply famished!
V: Oh don’t sweat it I don’t really eat here

A: Oh? is it allergies?
V: nah I just don't have a mouth?

A: Whatever do you mean it's right here, ha!
V: Well, yeah, but it's just a projected image. I can't feel that

Alastor slides his fingers around Vox’s screen
A: ohh? so you don't feel my fingers at all?
V: N-no?

Alastor gets closer to Vox space
A: How curious! Open your mouth
V: huh? but-
A: hurry up now! good boy!

A: Your screen is so warm. Aw, poo I really can't put my fingers inside your mouth

Vox whines
A: What a lovely sound! You're panting, yet I don't feel your breath! bizarre! Is that you or your machinery?

Alastor mocks Vox
A: What a pitiful existence you are! How can you enjoy afterlife without the pleasure of tasting delicious flesh? You're suffering is delightful! I must admit I'm almost jealous I could save so much time if I didn't need to eat! Oh you make me laugh Vincent!

V: “Pitiful”,yeah that's me. can't smoke, can't drink, can't kiss. God I miss kissing the most.

Alastor coos
A: Aw, poor baby so pathetic.You shouldn't have told me that darling. Now I have leverage~

V: Whuddyamean?

A: I mean I could kiss you anytime and you can't even tell or kiss back! isn't that tragic?

Vox starts overheating and glitching
V: Wuh-would you? WHRRRright now? please! Uh- to test it out??
A: very well my darling picture box How could I refuse a lovely experiment? I'll happily indulge in your suffering

When their lips meet there's static and radio waves interfering. Alastor laughs maniacally as his mouth gets shocked and numbed. Alastor slobbers all over Vox's screen.
V: FFUCK!! ALASTOR!?? T-that was the hotteZZZt thing in my luh-life! d-do it again??

Vox is determined to get an upgrade
V: I'll figure out a way to give myself a functioning mouth I WILL KISS YOU BACK!
Alastor doubles over laughing
A: That's your ONLY priority? You're hilarious! think about what you'll finally eat IDIOT HA!
V: THE ONLY THING I WANT TO EAT IS YOU!!
V: UH I meant - not like- I didn't -

They are both thinking of different definitions for ‘eating’

A: Oh! My, how forward! Only if I eat you first ~
V: WAIT - HUH?!!?

January 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM

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Levi 📺

@fzzyfrg.bsky.social

#radiostatic #hazbinhotel

January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM

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luna

@ygoandchill.bsky.social

what if we held hands....... and we were both kaijus #radiostatic

January 14, 2026 at 1:39 AM

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Pigeon📺✨

@lizardpaws.bsky.social

I just really really really need them to kiss okay

Got out of my comfort zone to play around with a lineless style
#hazbinhotel #radiostatic #alastor #vox