Literally. Who are they trying to convince that Alastor would be in a romantic or even sexual relationship that's healthy? There's so many ways to explore how he could engage in those things that don't involve erasing his sexuality but "aces can have sex" ends when it comes to exploring asexuality

Exactly this omg! Like... people can ship whatever and however but why do they always have to pretend they're ace allies about it. Just ship the man and do your thing lmao no need for all of the justice warriors excuse

And little bonus <3

"Asexuals can still fall in love"

They honestly look at this emotionally constipated, narcissistic, clearly sex-repulsed and romance-repulsed asexual and think "Mhm, yeah, he wants a healthy relationship." It would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic