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Eric Jeske
@hopelesspedantic.bsky.social
I love thr Red Wings but also...
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Somebody photo-shop me up an image of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets in a Timra sweater so I can make "Eddie Genbork" jokes that only entertain me for the next two years.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Y'all tried to tell me this Red Wings team was different.

No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.

I love them but they haven't changed until they change.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
There's 18 minutes left in this game but the crew from NHL Network wont need more than 5 to get the last of the chrome off Tyler Bertuzzi's trailer hitch.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Waay too much poke-n-hope from the Red Wings tonight and again they're needing a wake up call after a bad game that should have been their wake up call.

These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.

#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love the Red Wings blusky feed because every 1 in 100 posts is about boots or birds.

It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Aaaand Breece Hall remains stranded in the decomposing husk of the New York Jets.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
If you're having a bad Monday just close your eyes real tight and imagine a future 3rd line of Carter Bear - Max Plante - Dmitri Buchelnikov.

#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yeah well you're SUPPOSED to beat the Sharks.

#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Red Wings have been really inconsistent to start this year and they probably have a better record than they've earned. They need to take full advantage of this good fortune as the season progresses.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is entirely my fault. Sorry everybody.

#LGRW
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If the Red Wings beat the Ducks tonight Detroit will be the only team in the NHL with 9 wins.

#LGRW
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cory Perry isn't an organ donor.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Correy Perry has a favorite Fast and Furious movie.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That one's on Mo.
#LGRW
October 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Red Wings' comeback is made all the sweeter when you realize Blues fans will very likely blame Jordan Binnington.

#LGRW
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I seriously have no idea.
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
What,

Inside of the fuck,

is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Hopefully by the time you're listening to this the Red Wings have played the Islanders and it's a big tone shift." - @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social

*monkey paw curls*
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The Red Wings getting Globetrottered by the Sabres to start this road trip is something only Every Detroit Fan could have seen coming.
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
John Gibson casually putting up a .970 SV% against the Bolts.

So happy to see him bounce back.

#LGRW
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey look. The most predictable goddamn thing happened.

Get your shit together Red Wings.
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
John Gibson out here giving me the vapors.

#LGRW
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I couldnt tell you why but in my head I don't expect him back before the home-n-home with St. Louis next week. We'll see.

No matter what I'd sit him until he's feeling 100% plus a day or two to be sure. It's a long season and shoulders are touchy.
🚨 RAYMOND UPDATE:

Lucas Raymond is OUT tonight for the Detroit Red Wings as they take on Tampa Bay, but trending well and still considered as day-to-day. #LGRW
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM