Eric Jeske
@hopelesspedantic.bsky.social
I love thr Red Wings but also...
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love thr Red Wings but also...
Somebody photo-shop me up an image of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets in a Timra sweater so I can make "Eddie Genbork" jokes that only entertain me for the next two years.
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Somebody photo-shop me up an image of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets in a Timra sweater so I can make "Eddie Genbork" jokes that only entertain me for the next two years.
Y'all tried to tell me this Red Wings team was different.
No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.
I love them but they haven't changed until they change.
#LGRW
No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.
I love them but they haven't changed until they change.
#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Y'all tried to tell me this Red Wings team was different.
No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.
I love them but they haven't changed until they change.
#LGRW
No urgency.
No finish.
Easy to play against.
I love them but they haven't changed until they change.
#LGRW
There's 18 minutes left in this game but the crew from NHL Network wont need more than 5 to get the last of the chrome off Tyler Bertuzzi's trailer hitch.
#LGRW
#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
There's 18 minutes left in this game but the crew from NHL Network wont need more than 5 to get the last of the chrome off Tyler Bertuzzi's trailer hitch.
#LGRW
#LGRW
Waay too much poke-n-hope from the Red Wings tonight and again they're needing a wake up call after a bad game that should have been their wake up call.
These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.
#LGRW
These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.
#LGRW
November 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Waay too much poke-n-hope from the Red Wings tonight and again they're needing a wake up call after a bad game that should have been their wake up call.
These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.
#LGRW
These games and points matter. Please Detroit, stop fucking up.
#LGRW
I love the Red Wings blusky feed because every 1 in 100 posts is about boots or birds.
It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I love the Red Wings blusky feed because every 1 in 100 posts is about boots or birds.
It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
It's kindof like sitting at a red light and a kid in the car next to you makes eye contact then waves before you both drive away into the rest of your lives.
Aaaand Breece Hall remains stranded in the decomposing husk of the New York Jets.
November 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Aaaand Breece Hall remains stranded in the decomposing husk of the New York Jets.
If you're having a bad Monday just close your eyes real tight and imagine a future 3rd line of Carter Bear - Max Plante - Dmitri Buchelnikov.
#LGRW
#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you're having a bad Monday just close your eyes real tight and imagine a future 3rd line of Carter Bear - Max Plante - Dmitri Buchelnikov.
#LGRW
#LGRW
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
The Red Wings have been really inconsistent to start this year and they probably have a better record than they've earned. They need to take full advantage of this good fortune as the season progresses.
November 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The Red Wings have been really inconsistent to start this year and they probably have a better record than they've earned. They need to take full advantage of this good fortune as the season progresses.
November 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
October 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Cory Perry isn't an organ donor.
October 31, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Cory Perry isn't an organ donor.
Correy Perry has a favorite Fast and Furious movie.
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Correy Perry has a favorite Fast and Furious movie.
I seriously have no idea.
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I seriously have no idea.
What,
Inside of the fuck,
is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
Inside of the fuck,
is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
October 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What,
Inside of the fuck,
is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
Inside of the fuck,
is going on with Simon Edvinsson?
"Hopefully by the time you're listening to this the Red Wings have played the Islanders and it's a big tone shift." - @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"Hopefully by the time you're listening to this the Red Wings have played the Islanders and it's a big tone shift." - @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social
*monkey paw curls*
*monkey paw curls*
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 AM
What the fuck are the Detroit Red Wings?
The Red Wings getting Globetrottered by the Sabres to start this road trip is something only Every Detroit Fan could have seen coming.
October 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Red Wings getting Globetrottered by the Sabres to start this road trip is something only Every Detroit Fan could have seen coming.
October 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Hey look. The most predictable goddamn thing happened.
Get your shit together Red Wings.
Get your shit together Red Wings.
October 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Hey look. The most predictable goddamn thing happened.
Get your shit together Red Wings.
Get your shit together Red Wings.
October 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I couldnt tell you why but in my head I don't expect him back before the home-n-home with St. Louis next week. We'll see.
No matter what I'd sit him until he's feeling 100% plus a day or two to be sure. It's a long season and shoulders are touchy.
No matter what I'd sit him until he's feeling 100% plus a day or two to be sure. It's a long season and shoulders are touchy.
🚨 RAYMOND UPDATE:
Lucas Raymond is OUT tonight for the Detroit Red Wings as they take on Tampa Bay, but trending well and still considered as day-to-day. #LGRW
Lucas Raymond is OUT tonight for the Detroit Red Wings as they take on Tampa Bay, but trending well and still considered as day-to-day. #LGRW
October 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I couldnt tell you why but in my head I don't expect him back before the home-n-home with St. Louis next week. We'll see.
No matter what I'd sit him until he's feeling 100% plus a day or two to be sure. It's a long season and shoulders are touchy.
No matter what I'd sit him until he's feeling 100% plus a day or two to be sure. It's a long season and shoulders are touchy.