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sad!
thanksgiving simply not for the faint of heart
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh so munchkinland can perform no one mourns the wicked in the town square, but I’m the bitch when I’m not sad there’s one less bigot in the world??? HMMMM
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“meet us at the bar” ……… ok where??? were u raptured???
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Go birds
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
cuntissimo!
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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I’m bummed.
Gutted by the Dems caving after the blue-wave wins of last week? Sick & tired of us snatching defeat from the jaws of victory? I hear you! Might I suggest you calm yourself, relax, take a deep, cleansing breath... then see if this photo of 2 pandas cuddling is of any help.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A sentence that I wouldn’t have believed nary 10 years ago
Charli XCX recruited John Cale of Velvet Underground to create the trippy song 'House,' which will appear on the soundtrack to 'Wuthering Heights.'
Watch Charli XCX Team Up With Velvet Underground's John Cale in Trippy 'House' Video
bit.ly
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Sometimes the good guys can have a little win, as a treat
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dude a well toasted bagel is just so good, unmatched
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I would love to be a lover, but I was born a hater & who am I to deny my true self
October 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
sundays are so special to me, I love to rot on the couch
October 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
kristi just muttered “c’mon kerplunk” during inglorious basterds….. oh how far we’ve strayed
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
kept my outfit on for a few hours after work to maximize chance of compliments, kind of feeling like there could be more though so maybe I’ll wear again tomorrow
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
perfectly acceptable to eat a block of parm like an apple if u ask me
October 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Having to choose between watching Pat McAfee on college gameday and Dave Portnoy on big noon kickoff is a lose-lose worse than the election of 1800 (Jefferson vs. Burr)
October 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeeeeah it’s a mimosas at the diner kinda day
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Absolutely obsessed with the 2-3 minute intro to a crime show that gives an overly in depth story ab how they find the body and then never touch that piece of plot ever again
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just clocking that Oogie Boogie is a biiig foot guy..
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Some people wear the ugliest outfits
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
sweater? ON, beer? PUMPKIN, air? CRISP, me? COZY
a cartoon of a boy and a dog playing with leaves
ALT: a cartoon of a boy and a dog playing with leaves
media.tenor.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Thinking about a few small beers
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
can’t believe Kalamazoo is a real place
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Really, really loving the couple in their 70s next to us that just ordered two lobster dinners EACH and tied each others bibs on ❤️
October 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
all good things come to an end
October 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh my god they’re really throwing it all away aren’t they
October 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM