HornyUKChat
@hornyukchat.bsky.social
Straight lad, 32 & usually horny! DM for wank chats (Not fussed about IRL girls)
Kelly Brook & Darcie Dolce are my weaknesses 🥵
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Kelly Brook & Darcie Dolce are my weaknesses 🥵
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@hornyukchat.bsky.social
· May 10
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Hey everyone, look who made it to Bluesky... 😈
I'm still available on that Twitter thing @HornyUKChat but thought it was about time I joined here too! So let's see what this place makes of the #WankThread...
I'm still available on that Twitter thing @HornyUKChat but thought it was about time I joined here too! So let's see what this place makes of the #WankThread...
615. Sydney Sweeney
I was thinking that maybe I should call it a night soon, but instead I got chatting to @t0taladdict.bsky.social on Discord & ended up having an hour long wank chat over the sensational Sydney! Her incredible tits had us both fucking drained at the end of our session!
#WankThread
I was thinking that maybe I should call it a night soon, but instead I got chatting to @t0taladdict.bsky.social on Discord & ended up having an hour long wank chat over the sensational Sydney! Her incredible tits had us both fucking drained at the end of our session!
#WankThread
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
615. Sydney Sweeney
I was thinking that maybe I should call it a night soon, but instead I got chatting to @t0taladdict.bsky.social on Discord & ended up having an hour long wank chat over the sensational Sydney! Her incredible tits had us both fucking drained at the end of our session!
#WankThread
I was thinking that maybe I should call it a night soon, but instead I got chatting to @t0taladdict.bsky.social on Discord & ended up having an hour long wank chat over the sensational Sydney! Her incredible tits had us both fucking drained at the end of our session!
#WankThread
614. Dani Daniels
I love a good JOI video every now & again, but I do think that Dani is the fucking queen of JOI videos! She is so fucking sexy in these videos & whenever I wank to them, she always has me throbbing, which is exactly how I was earlier today when she made me cum!
#WankThread
I love a good JOI video every now & again, but I do think that Dani is the fucking queen of JOI videos! She is so fucking sexy in these videos & whenever I wank to them, she always has me throbbing, which is exactly how I was earlier today when she made me cum!
#WankThread
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
614. Dani Daniels
I love a good JOI video every now & again, but I do think that Dani is the fucking queen of JOI videos! She is so fucking sexy in these videos & whenever I wank to them, she always has me throbbing, which is exactly how I was earlier today when she made me cum!
#WankThread
I love a good JOI video every now & again, but I do think that Dani is the fucking queen of JOI videos! She is so fucking sexy in these videos & whenever I wank to them, she always has me throbbing, which is exactly how I was earlier today when she made me cum!
#WankThread
613. Adriana Chechik & Kimmy Granger
I had some free time this morning before work & had a scroll through a few videos before deciding that I was going to wank over Kimmy again! Then I discovered this lesbian scene she did with Adriana a few years ago & I was shooting ropes!
#WankThread
I had some free time this morning before work & had a scroll through a few videos before deciding that I was going to wank over Kimmy again! Then I discovered this lesbian scene she did with Adriana a few years ago & I was shooting ropes!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
613. Adriana Chechik & Kimmy Granger
I had some free time this morning before work & had a scroll through a few videos before deciding that I was going to wank over Kimmy again! Then I discovered this lesbian scene she did with Adriana a few years ago & I was shooting ropes!
#WankThread
I had some free time this morning before work & had a scroll through a few videos before deciding that I was going to wank over Kimmy again! Then I discovered this lesbian scene she did with Adriana a few years ago & I was shooting ropes!
#WankThread
612. Alina Lopez
Last night I was chatting to a few people on Discord, when 'playfullyaddictive._14895' happened to mention Alina which made me realise I hadn't wanked over her in a long time. Not long after, we had a great fucking wank chat over her & both came hard!
#WankThread
Last night I was chatting to a few people on Discord, when 'playfullyaddictive._14895' happened to mention Alina which made me realise I hadn't wanked over her in a long time. Not long after, we had a great fucking wank chat over her & both came hard!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
612. Alina Lopez
Last night I was chatting to a few people on Discord, when 'playfullyaddictive._14895' happened to mention Alina which made me realise I hadn't wanked over her in a long time. Not long after, we had a great fucking wank chat over her & both came hard!
#WankThread
Last night I was chatting to a few people on Discord, when 'playfullyaddictive._14895' happened to mention Alina which made me realise I hadn't wanked over her in a long time. Not long after, we had a great fucking wank chat over her & both came hard!
#WankThread
611. Ryan Keely
Earlier this afternoon I was really fucking horny & got chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social about wanting to wank again. Eventually my friend found himself horned up too & we enjoyed our latest session over the incredible MILF Ryan who had us both fucking drained!
#WankThread
Earlier this afternoon I was really fucking horny & got chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social about wanting to wank again. Eventually my friend found himself horned up too & we enjoyed our latest session over the incredible MILF Ryan who had us both fucking drained!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
611. Ryan Keely
Earlier this afternoon I was really fucking horny & got chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social about wanting to wank again. Eventually my friend found himself horned up too & we enjoyed our latest session over the incredible MILF Ryan who had us both fucking drained!
#WankThread
Earlier this afternoon I was really fucking horny & got chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social about wanting to wank again. Eventually my friend found himself horned up too & we enjoyed our latest session over the incredible MILF Ryan who had us both fucking drained!
#WankThread
610. Payton Preslee
Last night I got chatting to my horny friend 'jjwanks' on Discord once again, which no surprise lead to us having another wank chat! Payton is just another level of thiccness & her ridiculously curvy body had us both cumming really fucking hard!
#WankThread
Last night I got chatting to my horny friend 'jjwanks' on Discord once again, which no surprise lead to us having another wank chat! Payton is just another level of thiccness & her ridiculously curvy body had us both cumming really fucking hard!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
610. Payton Preslee
Last night I got chatting to my horny friend 'jjwanks' on Discord once again, which no surprise lead to us having another wank chat! Payton is just another level of thiccness & her ridiculously curvy body had us both cumming really fucking hard!
#WankThread
Last night I got chatting to my horny friend 'jjwanks' on Discord once again, which no surprise lead to us having another wank chat! Payton is just another level of thiccness & her ridiculously curvy body had us both cumming really fucking hard!
#WankThread
609. Sabrina Carpenter
A couple of nights ago, I found myself rock hard in bed & after scrolling through Twitter I found some great pics of the sexiest popstar around right now that just needed my load! Sabrina drives me mad when I wank & she had me shooting ropes!
#WankThread
A couple of nights ago, I found myself rock hard in bed & after scrolling through Twitter I found some great pics of the sexiest popstar around right now that just needed my load! Sabrina drives me mad when I wank & she had me shooting ropes!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
609. Sabrina Carpenter
A couple of nights ago, I found myself rock hard in bed & after scrolling through Twitter I found some great pics of the sexiest popstar around right now that just needed my load! Sabrina drives me mad when I wank & she had me shooting ropes!
#WankThread
A couple of nights ago, I found myself rock hard in bed & after scrolling through Twitter I found some great pics of the sexiest popstar around right now that just needed my load! Sabrina drives me mad when I wank & she had me shooting ropes!
#WankThread
608. Alexis Fawx
I love it when I realise how long it's been since I wanked over certain pornstars, as it means I can submit a new entry for them on the wank thread! Alexis is an incredible MILF with amazing tits, so it was a real struggle holding back my fucking load for her!
#WankThread
I love it when I realise how long it's been since I wanked over certain pornstars, as it means I can submit a new entry for them on the wank thread! Alexis is an incredible MILF with amazing tits, so it was a real struggle holding back my fucking load for her!
#WankThread
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
608. Alexis Fawx
I love it when I realise how long it's been since I wanked over certain pornstars, as it means I can submit a new entry for them on the wank thread! Alexis is an incredible MILF with amazing tits, so it was a real struggle holding back my fucking load for her!
#WankThread
I love it when I realise how long it's been since I wanked over certain pornstars, as it means I can submit a new entry for them on the wank thread! Alexis is an incredible MILF with amazing tits, so it was a real struggle holding back my fucking load for her!
#WankThread
607. Savannah Bond
This evening I got chatting to my horny friend
@bigd3465.bsky.social as we were both horny & wanting to have a wank chat, Once we settled on Savannah, we couldn't help but get rock hard & wank non-stop for an hour to this thicc beauty until we both came fucking hard!
#WankThread
This evening I got chatting to my horny friend
@bigd3465.bsky.social as we were both horny & wanting to have a wank chat, Once we settled on Savannah, we couldn't help but get rock hard & wank non-stop for an hour to this thicc beauty until we both came fucking hard!
#WankThread
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
607. Savannah Bond
This evening I got chatting to my horny friend
@bigd3465.bsky.social as we were both horny & wanting to have a wank chat, Once we settled on Savannah, we couldn't help but get rock hard & wank non-stop for an hour to this thicc beauty until we both came fucking hard!
#WankThread
This evening I got chatting to my horny friend
@bigd3465.bsky.social as we were both horny & wanting to have a wank chat, Once we settled on Savannah, we couldn't help but get rock hard & wank non-stop for an hour to this thicc beauty until we both came fucking hard!
#WankThread
606. Luna Star
Earlier on I was chatting to 'xangelgoonerx_37109' on Discord & we were teasing each other with pics of some truly hot women. In the end, the pics of Luna had us rock hard so we couldn't resist having a wank chat & shooting massive loads for this latina beauty!
#WankThread
Earlier on I was chatting to 'xangelgoonerx_37109' on Discord & we were teasing each other with pics of some truly hot women. In the end, the pics of Luna had us rock hard so we couldn't resist having a wank chat & shooting massive loads for this latina beauty!
#WankThread
November 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
606. Luna Star
Earlier on I was chatting to 'xangelgoonerx_37109' on Discord & we were teasing each other with pics of some truly hot women. In the end, the pics of Luna had us rock hard so we couldn't resist having a wank chat & shooting massive loads for this latina beauty!
#WankThread
Earlier on I was chatting to 'xangelgoonerx_37109' on Discord & we were teasing each other with pics of some truly hot women. In the end, the pics of Luna had us rock hard so we couldn't resist having a wank chat & shooting massive loads for this latina beauty!
#WankThread
605. Katie Morgan & Khloe Kapri
Earlier today I was really fucking horny & desperate to watch some lesbian porn, so decided to revisit this great scene between Katie & Khloe! Their chemistry is great & they both orgasm hard, which had me shooting ropes for them again!
#WankThread
Earlier today I was really fucking horny & desperate to watch some lesbian porn, so decided to revisit this great scene between Katie & Khloe! Their chemistry is great & they both orgasm hard, which had me shooting ropes for them again!
#WankThread
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
605. Katie Morgan & Khloe Kapri
Earlier today I was really fucking horny & desperate to watch some lesbian porn, so decided to revisit this great scene between Katie & Khloe! Their chemistry is great & they both orgasm hard, which had me shooting ropes for them again!
#WankThread
Earlier today I was really fucking horny & desperate to watch some lesbian porn, so decided to revisit this great scene between Katie & Khloe! Their chemistry is great & they both orgasm hard, which had me shooting ropes for them again!
#WankThread
604. Rhian Sugden
I was chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social on Discord last night & our teasing with pics of Rhian got us so horned up that we had to have another wank! It's these unexpected wank chats that are extra fun, as I wasn't planning on wanking but fuck me we both came hard!
#WankThread
I was chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social on Discord last night & our teasing with pics of Rhian got us so horned up that we had to have another wank! It's these unexpected wank chats that are extra fun, as I wasn't planning on wanking but fuck me we both came hard!
#WankThread
November 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
604. Rhian Sugden
I was chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social on Discord last night & our teasing with pics of Rhian got us so horned up that we had to have another wank! It's these unexpected wank chats that are extra fun, as I wasn't planning on wanking but fuck me we both came hard!
#WankThread
I was chatting to @avenger23456.bsky.social on Discord last night & our teasing with pics of Rhian got us so horned up that we had to have another wank! It's these unexpected wank chats that are extra fun, as I wasn't planning on wanking but fuck me we both came hard!
#WankThread
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Can people not fucking post peta Jensen in my comments i absolutely despise that cunt of a woman she just makes my blood fucking boil
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can people not fucking post peta Jensen in my comments i absolutely despise that cunt of a woman she just makes my blood fucking boil
Easy one for me... mainly because I've never heard of Crystal!
But seriously, Reena is a fucking great MILF who deserves more attention on here...
#AskHornyAnything
But seriously, Reena is a fucking great MILF who deserves more attention on here...
#AskHornyAnything
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Easy one for me... mainly because I've never heard of Crystal!
But seriously, Reena is a fucking great MILF who deserves more attention on here...
#AskHornyAnything
But seriously, Reena is a fucking great MILF who deserves more attention on here...
#AskHornyAnything
Thank you very much!
One day I was walking home from school and saw a girl with massive tits that made me so horny, I had to use the toilets in a local supermarket to knock one out 😂
#AskHornyAnything
One day I was walking home from school and saw a girl with massive tits that made me so horny, I had to use the toilets in a local supermarket to knock one out 😂
#AskHornyAnything
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Thank you very much!
One day I was walking home from school and saw a girl with massive tits that made me so horny, I had to use the toilets in a local supermarket to knock one out 😂
#AskHornyAnything
One day I was walking home from school and saw a girl with massive tits that made me so horny, I had to use the toilets in a local supermarket to knock one out 😂
#AskHornyAnything
Oh yeah, I got lucky that my Dad would buy The Sun newspaper all the time as I was growing up so I could see free tits every fucking day!
In terms of favourites, I would say Lucy Pinder was top of that list!
#AskHornyAnything
In terms of favourites, I would say Lucy Pinder was top of that list!
#AskHornyAnything
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Oh yeah, I got lucky that my Dad would buy The Sun newspaper all the time as I was growing up so I could see free tits every fucking day!
In terms of favourites, I would say Lucy Pinder was top of that list!
#AskHornyAnything
In terms of favourites, I would say Lucy Pinder was top of that list!
#AskHornyAnything
603. Vanessa Vega
Then last night I went back to the world of porn for my next wank, and the underrated Vanessa got me cumming once again! She has such an intense orgasm, as well as an incredibly sexy body covered in tattoos which drives me fucking wild!
#WankThread
Then last night I went back to the world of porn for my next wank, and the underrated Vanessa got me cumming once again! She has such an intense orgasm, as well as an incredibly sexy body covered in tattoos which drives me fucking wild!
#WankThread
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
603. Vanessa Vega
Then last night I went back to the world of porn for my next wank, and the underrated Vanessa got me cumming once again! She has such an intense orgasm, as well as an incredibly sexy body covered in tattoos which drives me fucking wild!
#WankThread
Then last night I went back to the world of porn for my next wank, and the underrated Vanessa got me cumming once again! She has such an intense orgasm, as well as an incredibly sexy body covered in tattoos which drives me fucking wild!
#WankThread
602. Gibi ASMR
Soon after, I was still looking to cum again to ASMR girls but this time I went for a more SFW but still sexy option in Gibi! Not only has she recently gained MILF status, but her voice really can turn me on & get me wanking fucking hard!
#WankThread
Soon after, I was still looking to cum again to ASMR girls but this time I went for a more SFW but still sexy option in Gibi! Not only has she recently gained MILF status, but her voice really can turn me on & get me wanking fucking hard!
#WankThread
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
602. Gibi ASMR
Soon after, I was still looking to cum again to ASMR girls but this time I went for a more SFW but still sexy option in Gibi! Not only has she recently gained MILF status, but her voice really can turn me on & get me wanking fucking hard!
#WankThread
Soon after, I was still looking to cum again to ASMR girls but this time I went for a more SFW but still sexy option in Gibi! Not only has she recently gained MILF status, but her voice really can turn me on & get me wanking fucking hard!
#WankThread
601. Iced Mocha ASMR
Earlier this week I had a real desire to wank hard to some great ASMR porn & couldn't think of anyone better than Iced Mocha to make me cum! Not only does she have a sexy voice, but her incredible tits just know how to make me rock hard & cumming harder!
#WankThread
Earlier this week I had a real desire to wank hard to some great ASMR porn & couldn't think of anyone better than Iced Mocha to make me cum! Not only does she have a sexy voice, but her incredible tits just know how to make me rock hard & cumming harder!
#WankThread
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
601. Iced Mocha ASMR
Earlier this week I had a real desire to wank hard to some great ASMR porn & couldn't think of anyone better than Iced Mocha to make me cum! Not only does she have a sexy voice, but her incredible tits just know how to make me rock hard & cumming harder!
#WankThread
Earlier this week I had a real desire to wank hard to some great ASMR porn & couldn't think of anyone better than Iced Mocha to make me cum! Not only does she have a sexy voice, but her incredible tits just know how to make me rock hard & cumming harder!
#WankThread
600. Lily Phillips
This morning I woke up early & fucking horny, so decided to use that extra time wisely and have a wank! The first name that came to mind was Lily so I grabbed my fleshlight, and fucked it hard for her incredible cheeks which had me shooting ropes again!
#WankThread
This morning I woke up early & fucking horny, so decided to use that extra time wisely and have a wank! The first name that came to mind was Lily so I grabbed my fleshlight, and fucked it hard for her incredible cheeks which had me shooting ropes again!
#WankThread
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
600. Lily Phillips
This morning I woke up early & fucking horny, so decided to use that extra time wisely and have a wank! The first name that came to mind was Lily so I grabbed my fleshlight, and fucked it hard for her incredible cheeks which had me shooting ropes again!
#WankThread
This morning I woke up early & fucking horny, so decided to use that extra time wisely and have a wank! The first name that came to mind was Lily so I grabbed my fleshlight, and fucked it hard for her incredible cheeks which had me shooting ropes again!
#WankThread
Reposted by HornyUKChat
Here u go
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Here u go
599. Arabelle Raphael
Last night I was chatting to 'jjwanks' on Discord & when we realised he hadn't wanked for nearly a week, we had to change thar! We love having wank chats over the beautifully thicc Arabelle, so it was no surprise that she made us both cum hard once again!
#WankThread
Last night I was chatting to 'jjwanks' on Discord & when we realised he hadn't wanked for nearly a week, we had to change thar! We love having wank chats over the beautifully thicc Arabelle, so it was no surprise that she made us both cum hard once again!
#WankThread
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
599. Arabelle Raphael
Last night I was chatting to 'jjwanks' on Discord & when we realised he hadn't wanked for nearly a week, we had to change thar! We love having wank chats over the beautifully thicc Arabelle, so it was no surprise that she made us both cum hard once again!
#WankThread
Last night I was chatting to 'jjwanks' on Discord & when we realised he hadn't wanked for nearly a week, we had to change thar! We love having wank chats over the beautifully thicc Arabelle, so it was no surprise that she made us both cum hard once again!
#WankThread
598. Kelly Brook
Earlier today I got chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about my celeb weakness Kelly, and before you know it I ws stripped off & fucking my fleshlight! Over 90 minutes of wanking to this thicc beauty later, I couldn't hold back and came all over myself!
#WankThread
Earlier today I got chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about my celeb weakness Kelly, and before you know it I ws stripped off & fucking my fleshlight! Over 90 minutes of wanking to this thicc beauty later, I couldn't hold back and came all over myself!
#WankThread
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
598. Kelly Brook
Earlier today I got chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about my celeb weakness Kelly, and before you know it I ws stripped off & fucking my fleshlight! Over 90 minutes of wanking to this thicc beauty later, I couldn't hold back and came all over myself!
#WankThread
Earlier today I got chatting to 'HKGooner22' on Discord about my celeb weakness Kelly, and before you know it I ws stripped off & fucking my fleshlight! Over 90 minutes of wanking to this thicc beauty later, I couldn't hold back and came all over myself!
#WankThread
597. Angel Youngs & Blake Blossom
Yesterday I was giving myself a good rub which made me rock hard & when I realised I hadn't wanked to Angel for ages I knew I had to change that! The added bonus was this great scene also had Blake eating her out, which made me cum hard!
#WankThread
Yesterday I was giving myself a good rub which made me rock hard & when I realised I hadn't wanked to Angel for ages I knew I had to change that! The added bonus was this great scene also had Blake eating her out, which made me cum hard!
#WankThread
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
597. Angel Youngs & Blake Blossom
Yesterday I was giving myself a good rub which made me rock hard & when I realised I hadn't wanked to Angel for ages I knew I had to change that! The added bonus was this great scene also had Blake eating her out, which made me cum hard!
#WankThread
Yesterday I was giving myself a good rub which made me rock hard & when I realised I hadn't wanked to Angel for ages I knew I had to change that! The added bonus was this great scene also had Blake eating her out, which made me cum hard!
#WankThread
596. Lucy Pinder
I've been chatting with my friend @avenger23456.bsky.social tonight & we teased each other with great pics of Lucy. Eventually we gave in & had one of our horniest wank chats of the year! We enjoyed a number of beautifully thicc women before both cumming over Lucy!
#WankThread
I've been chatting with my friend @avenger23456.bsky.social tonight & we teased each other with great pics of Lucy. Eventually we gave in & had one of our horniest wank chats of the year! We enjoyed a number of beautifully thicc women before both cumming over Lucy!
#WankThread
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
596. Lucy Pinder
I've been chatting with my friend @avenger23456.bsky.social tonight & we teased each other with great pics of Lucy. Eventually we gave in & had one of our horniest wank chats of the year! We enjoyed a number of beautifully thicc women before both cumming over Lucy!
#WankThread
I've been chatting with my friend @avenger23456.bsky.social tonight & we teased each other with great pics of Lucy. Eventually we gave in & had one of our horniest wank chats of the year! We enjoyed a number of beautifully thicc women before both cumming over Lucy!
#WankThread