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trans girls doing crimes
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an archived list of hypothetical, procedurally generated girl crimes. any resemblance to actual crimes is based. built by @hedy.cerements.com
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the trans-lesbian yakuza absconding with the Dead Sea Scrolls in matching programming socks
the boss of the Third Street Saints robbing Tyrell Corporation with goddess-speed
Iconic Facce running a confidence game for 43 million dollars sworn to silence
insurrectionist ancient psychic tantric warlords wanted for heisting the fugue state, dumping top ranking church officials in the English Channel, and capturing Tyrell Corporation and boasting to authorities
PKMN TRAINER NOVA THE BEAUTY graffiti'ing all over Weyland-Yutani HQ and making off with 420 billion nuyen in gold ingots on stream
maenad trans dykes ransoming a banker worth 420 million great british pounds for four billion nuyen as the prophecy foretold
the trans-lesbian yakuza ransoming a feudal lord for seven million dollars in the name of the moon
trans slam poetry group doing securities fraud for 100 hundred thousand dollars with reckless abandon
the boss of the Third Street Saints doing securities fraud for fifteen million dollars with catlike tread
the hacker known as Cereal Killer ransoming an immortal god-king for nineteen million dollars in matching programming socks
Lily Hoshikawa breaking into an offshore oil platform in matching programming socks
Luigi the plumber ransoming a feared general for 300 hundred thousand dollars hand in unlovable hand
the girl reading this kidnapping landlords with extreme prejudice
psycholesbian sex-rock band hopping trains from st petersburg to london in matching programming socks
post-cyberpunk lesbian skate gang threatening to destroy a magic tattoo unless fourteen million great british pounds in platinum ingots is delivered within 48 hours and then absconding with the Anti-Life Equation with catlike tread
notorious Yakuza princess Hibari Ozora hopping trains from chiba city to istanbul sub rosa
the trans-lesbian yakuza burning down a cargo ship and boasting to authorities
trans slam poetry group absconding with 100 hundred million great british pounds in bullion and stolen Jericho missile systems sworn to silence
transfeminine death cult running a confidence game for six million nuyen with tactical precision
D.B. Cooper graffiti'ing all over Villa Straylight and making off with the hope diamond hand in unlovable hand
Clytemnestra, Queen of Mycenae burning down Tokyo Tower with extreme prejudice
it/its lesbian wanted for breaking into the sprawling mansion of a pharma exec, looting fourteen million dollars in bitcoin, and breaking into a federal arsenal with goddess-speed
my wife, the moon, extorting abusive boyfriends for sixteen hundred thousand dollars with catlike tread
trans slam poetry group hopping trains from austin to new orleans and then running a confidence game for 56 hundred thousand dollars with goddess-speed
the Sisterhood of Evil Faggots absconding with four million nuyen in platinum ingots as the prophecy foretold