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daaaamn didn't realize i'd unintentionally quoted The Painter of Light Himself
spoiler alert that frozen “detroit-style” pizza is about as detroit as a porsche and eats like a square digiorno
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
spoiler alert that frozen “detroit-style” pizza is about as detroit as a porsche and eats like a square digiorno
yall would not believe how corny @hausofholes.bsky.social and i are
December 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
yall would not believe how corny @hausofholes.bsky.social and i are
scary maine lobsters and nice shrimp bites
remember when the only music red lobster used to play was krillex? 2011 was a weird time to be alive
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
scary maine lobsters and nice shrimp bites
remember when the only music red lobster used to play was krillex? 2011 was a weird time to be alive
December 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
remember when the only music red lobster used to play was krillex? 2011 was a weird time to be alive
okay who hacked my letterboxd and added avatar the way of water to my watchlist
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
okay who hacked my letterboxd and added avatar the way of water to my watchlist
hate to remind everyone about their parasocial relationships, but
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hate to remind everyone about their parasocial relationships, but
finding mentions of contemporary religions in futuristic sf is like eating scrambled eggs and getting that unmistakable crunch of an egg shell
December 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
finding mentions of contemporary religions in futuristic sf is like eating scrambled eggs and getting that unmistakable crunch of an egg shell
to all the zealots protesting w/ megaphones outside of zoos
using a megaphone isn't communicating. it's yelling.
zoos don't steal wild animals. they save them from extinction.
zoos aren't prisons. prisons are prisons.
you're playing into liberal scold stereotypes + alienating the public
stop.
using a megaphone isn't communicating. it's yelling.
zoos don't steal wild animals. they save them from extinction.
zoos aren't prisons. prisons are prisons.
you're playing into liberal scold stereotypes + alienating the public
stop.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
to all the zealots protesting w/ megaphones outside of zoos
using a megaphone isn't communicating. it's yelling.
zoos don't steal wild animals. they save them from extinction.
zoos aren't prisons. prisons are prisons.
you're playing into liberal scold stereotypes + alienating the public
stop.
using a megaphone isn't communicating. it's yelling.
zoos don't steal wild animals. they save them from extinction.
zoos aren't prisons. prisons are prisons.
you're playing into liberal scold stereotypes + alienating the public
stop.
Hair product or Pornhub tag?
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Hair product or Pornhub tag?
i make some pretty bomb ass cookies
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
i make some pretty bomb ass cookies
“im putting my life on pause for a bit to [start taking better care of myself]”
nah my dude, your just making yourself more of a priority in your own life bc that shit don’t pause
nah my dude, your just making yourself more of a priority in your own life bc that shit don’t pause
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
“im putting my life on pause for a bit to [start taking better care of myself]”
nah my dude, your just making yourself more of a priority in your own life bc that shit don’t pause
nah my dude, your just making yourself more of a priority in your own life bc that shit don’t pause
If I Had Hands I’d Fist You
November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
If I Had Hands I’d Fist You
y’know
i don’t think this place is good for anyone’s health
i don’t think this place is good for anyone’s health
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
y’know
i don’t think this place is good for anyone’s health
i don’t think this place is good for anyone’s health
seeing yall out here being like put pronouns back in emails and that’s cool but don’t forget there’s real work that needs doing stay woke keep fighting
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
seeing yall out here being like put pronouns back in emails and that’s cool but don’t forget there’s real work that needs doing stay woke keep fighting
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the polycule chat when dick cheney dies
November 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
the polycule chat when dick cheney dies
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HELL YEA @ynotmike.bsky.social @globalw0rming.bsky.social @superobscure.com @crimsongoose.bsky.social @benhead.bsky.social FOR DONTATING TO THERE LOCAL FOOD BANK'S, FIND YOUR'S HERE: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - THANK U FOR KICKEN A$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
HELL YEA @ynotmike.bsky.social @globalw0rming.bsky.social @superobscure.com @crimsongoose.bsky.social @benhead.bsky.social FOR DONTATING TO THERE LOCAL FOOD BANK'S, FIND YOUR'S HERE: www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo... - THANK U FOR KICKEN A$$ - dashare.zone ADMIN
Yoshinobu Yama-goat-o
a goat with horns is standing on its hind legs in a field .
ALT: a goat with horns is standing on its hind legs in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yoshinobu Yama-goat-o
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that's baseball baby
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
that's baseball baby
The man with the shit on his helmet hits well
November 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The man with the shit on his helmet hits well
HIT THE BALL IN THE GROUND DUMIES
November 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
HIT THE BALL IN THE GROUND DUMIES
men will literally provoke nuclear armageddon before admitting they're pedophiles
Breaking news: President Trump says he will direct the Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons “on an equal basis” with Russia and China.
The announcement signals a reversal of decades of United States nuclear policy.
The announcement signals a reversal of decades of United States nuclear policy.
Trump announces plans to test nuclear weapons, just before meeting with China’s Xi
The president said he wanted testing to occur “on an equal basis” with Russia and China, raising the pressure on Beijing as he prepared to meet his Chinese counterpart.
wapo.st
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
men will literally provoke nuclear armageddon before admitting they're pedophiles
hit it on the goddam ground mookie
fucking alex call. bunt, you absolute horses' ass
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
hit it on the goddam ground mookie
fucking alex call. bunt, you absolute horses' ass
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
fucking alex call. bunt, you absolute horses' ass
none, apparently
remind me again how many runs in a baseball game roll over into the next one?
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
none, apparently
remind me again how many runs in a baseball game roll over into the next one?
October 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
remind me again how many runs in a baseball game roll over into the next one?