Absolutely and disasterably maddening to wake up and hear elation from my family at recent news. The average American won't understand the terror and illegality of this act and will choose to believe whatever they want to about the "strength" of the military in re-enacting "democracy."

Maddening.

Today, I bought over a dozen Magic Schoolbus books in Chinese for 7 dollars.

Same vibe

It's Christmas time, everyone

Suck it Lincoln Reily

I hope you all are paying attention to Iraq's World Cup qualifying run right now because it is currently one of the absolute best stories in sports.

Trump sure loves that One Big Beautiful Bill Clinton

The best thing about picking up jogging again is that my legs are so strong and I dance so good now

@mrweebl.bsky.social

The Marvelous Breadfish spotted recently in Philadelphia.

I imagined this the other day and had a friend make it real.

Man, I love, commas

I love this city.

I'm going to be listening outside my windows to hear if everyone in Philly goes "A MINOOOOOOR" at the same time

Thinking I might just repost all of my old tweets that I liked and hope that gets me famous, somehow.