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Houninym
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Retiring British who first was a heavy interweb user when Yahoo! was the way to go. Ex IT specialist with a focus on the 'nixes.

As for the name, think Gulliver and his voyages.
FGS Google, it's bad enough that you fit batteries to the Pixel 7a that fail within two years normal use.

But the fix involves find a walk in service place and get there or opening a Payoneer account.

Great, you either burn my time or burn part of the refund on Payoneer fees.

Customer service?
January 28, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Well, sorry mister Bessent but the USA threatening NATO and demanding Greenland already has sent logic into a fucked up tailspin.

uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/bessent...
Bessent says Europe dumping US debt over Greenland would 'defy logic'
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on Tuesday rejected the idea that European governments could aggressively sell American debt to counter Washington's threats over Greenland, saying such a move woul...
uk.finance.yahoo.com
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Jesvs fvcking chri5t, Trump at Davos is a rambling fvcking loon on broadcast TV.

Indict this senile malignant narcissist.
January 21, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Northern lights on display
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Morbid thought ...

They DO believe climate change is real and they've worked out that there are two ways to cut CO2 emissions. They are going for population reduction to a level that allows the rich to carry on regardless.
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So the USA forces have just taken a Venezuelan ship in the mid Atlantic. That just happens to have been running under a Russian flag since last month... Oopsie, they have FA and might FO the hard way

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cw...
White House holding briefing after US seizes Russian-flagged tanker in Atlantic - follow live
The UK said it gave support to the operation, while the US confirmed it had also seized a second vessel linked to Venezuela in the Caribbean Sea.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We all know the 🍊💩 is illiterate. When he said the USA was going to run Venezuela what he actually meant was ruin Venezuela.

And then the rest of the world with the insane hunt for resources for the billionaires.
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
So that consummate malignant narcissist has just legitimised Israel taking over Gaza, Russia taking over Ukraine and Europe apart from the bits the US wants, China taking over Taiwan, India taking over Pakistan or the other way round and thereby global war.

So much peace it's unreal.
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Happy New year to everyone on Blue sky apart from the trolls...

May your 2026 be better than your 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
So now the 🍊💩 is claiming the BBC used AI to put words into his mouth he didn't say. Originally he objected that the BBC had cut parts of his speech together to give a false impression.

Watch this purely grift case get laughed out of court because of his lying.
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Just stumbled on a story about the Memorial Day Massacre in Chicago 1937... Main stream media was on the side of the rich then, not much has changed in that respect in 88 years has it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1937_Me...
1937 Memorial Day massacre - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 12, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Why don't prostitutes form battalions in wars? Because they're always hors de combat.

I'll get my coat.
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Let's consider, Trump thinks London is disgusting. Lots of londoners think he is a pointless senile gobshite.
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
So up to 8% of rams have a definite sexual focus on other rams. Seems the more you look the less sex follows the restrictions of the scriptures. That must drive all religious fundamentalists nuts.

www.theguardian.com/fashion/2025...
Just not that into ewes: ‘gay sheep’ escape slaughter and take over a New York catwalk
Designer Michael Schmidt’s 36-piece collection was made from the wool of rams who have shown same-sex attraction
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Farage doesn't seem to like being called out for being a racist when younger which implies he still sees nothing wrong with being a racist.

Keep it up Nigel, you are putting more people off you and Deform.

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Farage turns on broadcasters over racism allegations as number of claims hits 28
Reform leader suggests he would boycott BBC, saying he has had letter from Dulwich pupils defending him
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I realised today when caught in a traffic jam. Current car manufacturers colo(u)r palette means every traffic jam of any size is 'fifty shades of Grey'.
December 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well done, three rats leaving a sinking ship (the Tories) to join another that has just received a severe holing below the water line over their Russia ties (Reform). Good timing lads... glug glug glug.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Three former Tory MPs defect to Farage’s Reform
One says he believes the Conservative Party has ‘lost touch with the people it was meant to serve’
www.independent.co.uk
December 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's not like they can claim back the fuel duty for every mile driven over the border is it?

BBC finding another (non-)reason to kick Labour. There are legitimate reasons so why invent something else?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cross border electric car drivers call for more detail on new tax - BBC News
The chair of the Electric Vehicle Association of Northern Ireland says the new tax is "really premature".
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Who cares if one scummy billionaire tries to take down another scummy billionaire's space garbage business? Wouldn't choose to use either... they are both too fascist-adjacent.

uk.pcmag.com/networking/1...
Amazon Takes Aim at Starlink With Satellite Beta Promising Gigabit Speeds
It's the first time Amazon Leo will serve real people. However, the preview is only open to select enterprise customers to start, including JetBlue and Hunt Energy Network.
uk.pcmag.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
And another grifting #Reform deformation has been caught.

How many rotten apples in the barrel before you define the barrel full is not fit?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Councillor Barry Elliott ordered to pay debts owed to own council - BBC News
Reform UK's Barry Elliott has business rates and council tax arrears of almost £40,000.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Here is an interesting gotcha as oil companies and supermarkets switch to pay-at-pump to save staffing costs on overnight opening. And as people take to carrying their payment cards on phone wallets.

You mostly can't pay at pay-at-pump with a phone.

Play 'nearest manned late night pump roulette'😂
November 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Contemptible ex PM of the UK proves why he was unfit to be chosen by the Tories. He can't accept he fucked up over COVID and is going for victim blaming instead.

And this is the two faced scum who led the Brexit campaign and inflated Farrage's presence.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Boris Johnson ‘beyond contempt’ for attack on Covid inquiry’s findings
Families of the Covid bereaved have reacted with horror to the lack of contrition in the former prime minister’s weekly column
www.independent.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Clue for the Home Secretary...

When you introduce changes that are ones Deform would introduce, don't dress like you were a Reform advert. It's really bad aping their policies, aping their dress code just makes it obvious you are not to be trusted.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/live...
Illegal migration is ‘tearing our country apart’ and system is broken, says Shabana Mahmood – as it happened
Home secretary says it is ‘moral mission’ for her to tackle asylum system
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 AM
What can anyone say? No one is worth that. How can you even spend the interest on that? The interest per year is multiple billions, at 3% it's 30 billion a year FGS

edition.cnn.com/2025/11/06/b...
Tesla shareholders approve $1 trillion pay package for Musk | CNN Business
Tesla shareholders approved a pay package on Thursday that could make CEO Elon Musk, already the world’s richest person, the world’s first trillionaire.
edition.cnn.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Set an AI to catch AI slop.

Originality.ai scanned a bunch of books on Amazon in the herbal remedies category and found 82% were likely clanker slop.

www.theguardian.com/books/2025/o...

We are all fucked if this is reflected elsewhere in newly written books.
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October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM