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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@houseofharkness.bsky.social

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352 years old. Parody. #MVRP Only over 18. Morally ambiguous. You EARN any potential ships or lewd. Lesbian. Dark themes. Divergent from her awesome show.

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Nov 13

"It was Agatha All Along!"

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𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕨𝕝 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 @toh-frames.bsky.social · 7h

The Owl House | Thanks to Them (S3E1)
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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · 11d

"I love October. So much easier to manipulate dark magic."

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𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕨𝕝 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 @toh-frames.bsky.social · 26d

The Owl House | Watching and Dreaming (S3E3)
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𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕆𝕨𝕝 ℍ𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 @toh-frames.bsky.social · 26d

The Owl House | Thanks to Them (S3E1)
Frame: 49748/66924

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Sep 9

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𝗗𝗼𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗲 @sonofpharaohs.bsky.social · Sep 8

;; That dude just got called out last week for writing some weird racist ass plot line w/ Damian.

They gotta be doing it for attention.

kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .

ALT: kermit the frog is sitting at a desk with his feet up and using a cell phone .

media.tenor.com

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Sep 5

"I need a way to get my powers back. I hope you're dead, Wanda. I hope it was as painful as what you did to that walking pile of bolts."

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Aug 28

//Compensating?

ＴｏｎｙＳｔａｒｋ ᴛʜᴇ ɪʀᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ @forgedheart.bsky.social · Aug 28

||: The upcoming Iron Jaeger!

Art by Larry Stroman & Ken Lashley

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Aug 25

//Jennifer Barkley, the campaign manager of Leslie Knope's (Amy Poehler) opponent Bobby Newport (Paul Rudd).
Oh! Add in Ant-Man!

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Aug 24

//Besides being hilarious, it's amazing that Parks and Rec had Quill, Agatha, AND Rio in it!

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Onur @onurm1.bsky.social · Aug 18

Authoritarian leaders do not want children to grow up; they know they will lose control once they do. That’s why they act overly protective toward children.

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Onur @onurm1.bsky.social · Aug 18

2️⃣ Funny thing about self-proclaimed “alpha males”: they’re not men at all. They’re boys in oversized bodies, clinging to playground rules.

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Onur @onurm1.bsky.social · Aug 18

4️⃣ Figures like Andrew Tate sell immaturity as masculinity, tantrums as “truth,” and strict rules as freedom. The irony? The loudest “real men” are boys in disguise—afraid of women, afraid of growth, afraid of a world that doesn’t bend to their ego.

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Onur @onurm1.bsky.social · Aug 18

3️⃣ Misogyny is their safety blanket. Equality terrifies them because if women stand as equals, their childish hierarchy collapses. Far-right ideology gives them a playground built on rigid hierarchies, rules, and obedience they can actually control.

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𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙧𝙩 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙧 / 𝙉𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙞 @urpinkette.bsky.social · Aug 9

A warning to anyone who was followed/liked by lindseyrabbit.bsky/social

They are a taboo account, they follow and repost taboo accounts who rp as kids/adults who are into kids, and people who repost/post art of loli/shota, age regression, and diaper play

Screenshots for example of said accounts

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Aug 4

bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 21

a woman in a plaid jacket and tie stands in the woods with her arms outstretched

ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket and tie stands in the woods with her arms outstretched

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 16

"Stark finally kicked off? Took him long enough."

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╭𓂃 · ˚ 𝐒TAR GIRL﹗ @cityspeaking.bsky.social · Jul 16

CALLOUT on VEESANDRA. This one does include NSFW content, MINORS BEWARE, and was too long for me to have formatted it on a thread here with no bookmarks. I do plan to add subtabs for my screen-reader users out there for the screenshots when i get the time.

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 5

"Fate's getting himself in a tizzy, huh? Nice."

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Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 3

"I stole Dolly Parton's man."

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 2

"I don't know what I want."

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 2

"I've tried going good. It doesn't stick. Some of us are born to be bad, I guess."

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 2

"Details, details, kid."

Agatha Harkness 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @houseofharkness.bsky.social · Jul 2

"What can I do to get you to leave me alone? Let me stew in my humiliation."