Gonna be real honest with everyone.

Bregman’s gone and Yordan is sadly next.

Get ready to learn 100 losses again buddy.

#BornInTheH

We have acquired 1B/3B Isaac Parades, P Cam Smith, and P Hayden Wesnewski from the #Cubs in exchange for OF Kyle Tucker.

#HTown

Kyle Tucker, fuck you. This is Isaac Parades town now.

#GetCraned

We have offered Juan Soto a 12 year/$81m contract, $24m guaranteed!

Everyone, tell Juan below how bad you want him here!

The Astros are happy to announce Josh Hader has been selected as ally of the year for all his work in the Greater Houston communities.

We have a lot of PRIDE in you Josh!

We can finally admit, yes we cheated.