h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
dashing rogue, general purpose creative person & casual horse enjoyer.
friends call me clove. 🐎
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h. p. heisler
@hpheisler.bsky.social
· Oct 10
HURRICANE SEASON - ft. Frimomen
YouTube video by h. p. heisler
youtu.be
when hurricane season comes & goes again
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
honey i need to hear it straight
is there a reason that you still pretend
you're hurrying home through all this rain?
youtu.be/48cx1jvVAq8?...
the past few weeks we have been drip feeding ourselves with tantei opera milky holmes and i cannot without a thousand asterisks recommend it but it has made me laugh to the point of tears so often. it's just so scary. a lot happens. 2010 was a different time.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the past few weeks we have been drip feeding ourselves with tantei opera milky holmes and i cannot without a thousand asterisks recommend it but it has made me laugh to the point of tears so often. it's just so scary. a lot happens. 2010 was a different time.
anyway being home is funny because i will see things around the house and go dang these are cool pieces of art where did my parents buy these and then i remember i made them and forgot becuase my brain forgets that i made things the second i finish them and cannot recognize them without effort.
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
anyway being home is funny because i will see things around the house and go dang these are cool pieces of art where did my parents buy these and then i remember i made them and forgot becuase my brain forgets that i made things the second i finish them and cannot recognize them without effort.
it's literally a land.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
it's literally a land.
infinity nikki has been the funniest video game ever made for a whole year and you don't understand how much it being a land is the funniest punchline to all of it. we can't get over it.
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
infinity nikki has been the funniest video game ever made for a whole year and you don't understand how much it being a land is the funniest punchline to all of it. we can't get over it.
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
nikki, i think it's a land!
i think so too, momo... it's a land!
wake up babe, idina menzel sang the infinity nikki version 2.0 theme the journey begins kuna itzaland. i feel drunk. what is happening. it's a land.
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
♾️Infinity Nikki Version 2.0: The Journey Begins | KUNA! Itzaland!
YouTube video by Infinity Nikki
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
wake up babe, idina menzel sang the infinity nikki version 2.0 theme the journey begins kuna itzaland. i feel drunk. what is happening. it's a land.
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
youtu.be/AkiLGS9h9Xc?...
if my confidence seems delusional please know i have access to a bunch or drafting manuals, know how to professionally take measurements, a can do attitude, and was told explicitly by my tailoring instructor to just start drafting and making things even if i think i can't do it. it's the only way.
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
if my confidence seems delusional please know i have access to a bunch or drafting manuals, know how to professionally take measurements, a can do attitude, and was told explicitly by my tailoring instructor to just start drafting and making things even if i think i can't do it. it's the only way.
even if i don't end up making a single thing, this game of getting your friends together and designing dream clothing for each other is so unbelievably fun in a teenager way and i really recommend it for your next slumber party.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
even if i don't end up making a single thing, this game of getting your friends together and designing dream clothing for each other is so unbelievably fun in a teenager way and i really recommend it for your next slumber party.
my sketchbook hqs 100% devolved into this by the way it's kind of liberating to have permission to only think about clothes and what seam placement would make my butt look best.
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
my sketchbook hqs 100% devolved into this by the way it's kind of liberating to have permission to only think about clothes and what seam placement would make my butt look best.
i have a question for everyone. in what order, from left to right, do you think the silverware drawer should be arranged?
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i have a question for everyone. in what order, from left to right, do you think the silverware drawer should be arranged?
i expanded the game of designing and figuring out how to make my dream wardrobe into doing the same for my friends... i feel so drunk with power.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
i expanded the game of designing and figuring out how to make my dream wardrobe into doing the same for my friends... i feel so drunk with power.
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Fashion time with grandpa Sorrel #Silver&Iron #OCsky
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Fashion time with grandpa Sorrel #Silver&Iron #OCsky
honestly my experience with wicked for good as as bizarre as we expected however ariana grande is a gelphie truther to such a palpable insane degree that she holds the movie together with her tiny, tiny hands.
this rendition of for good itself is so hauntingly gross feeling and i love it.
this rendition of for good itself is so hauntingly gross feeling and i love it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
honestly my experience with wicked for good as as bizarre as we expected however ariana grande is a gelphie truther to such a palpable insane degree that she holds the movie together with her tiny, tiny hands.
this rendition of for good itself is so hauntingly gross feeling and i love it.
this rendition of for good itself is so hauntingly gross feeling and i love it.
i love every review of wicked for good being indistinguishable from just someone reviewing act one and act two of wicked under normal conditions. yes. this is what happens when you expect people to raw dog act two of wicked without defying gravity's refractory period keeping them satisfied. duh.
November 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i love every review of wicked for good being indistinguishable from just someone reviewing act one and act two of wicked under normal conditions. yes. this is what happens when you expect people to raw dog act two of wicked without defying gravity's refractory period keeping them satisfied. duh.
the final punchline to this journey is i tell the american customs guy where i am coming from and he points down at his nametag reading "MONAHAN" with a huge smile on his face and a boston accent like hey man my grandpa's from there i've always wanted to go.
what the hell. okay. trip over. the end.
what the hell. okay. trip over. the end.
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the final punchline to this journey is i tell the american customs guy where i am coming from and he points down at his nametag reading "MONAHAN" with a huge smile on his face and a boston accent like hey man my grandpa's from there i've always wanted to go.
what the hell. okay. trip over. the end.
what the hell. okay. trip over. the end.
the way the universe like actively punished me for watching and just like that. i have to pay bose like twenty bucks to replace a cable now. this is carrie bradshaw's fault, somehow.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
the way the universe like actively punished me for watching and just like that. i have to pay bose like twenty bucks to replace a cable now. this is carrie bradshaw's fault, somehow.
sorry. charlotte. samantha is... dead...?
i like that they don't known what to do with samantha. she's being falsely canceled because her english bulldog was mistaken for another english bulldog attacking another woman's dog in the park. her dog's reputation was ruined by inflammatory social media posts. help. what.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
sorry. charlotte. samantha is... dead...?
my in-flight entertainment is going to be season three of and just like that which for some reason is being offered on this british airways flight. i didn't finish season one because of how ill it made me feel.
November 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my in-flight entertainment is going to be season three of and just like that which for some reason is being offered on this british airways flight. i didn't finish season one because of how ill it made me feel.
who wants to join the plane group chat.
November 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
who wants to join the plane group chat.
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we must NOT FORGET ELPHABA'S PARENTS GETTING INTO A SLUTTY UNETHICAL THREESOME!!!! with a bisexual man named TURTLE HEART!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
we must NOT FORGET ELPHABA'S PARENTS GETTING INTO A SLUTTY UNETHICAL THREESOME!!!! with a bisexual man named TURTLE HEART!!!
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fans of the novel wicked by gregory maguire now is the time to rise up and attack while the musical is weak
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
fans of the novel wicked by gregory maguire now is the time to rise up and attack while the musical is weak
are there any sights i simply must see in the hour and forty minutes i have in the london heathrow airport terminal.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
are there any sights i simply must see in the hour and forty minutes i have in the london heathrow airport terminal.
waiting at the gate to leave dublin... what a superbly strange five weeks of my life to nourish my dream hobby while also getting to secretly have my dream job in the evenings.
i do not see myself becoming a master tailor any day soon, but i feel like indulging my curiosity was so worth it.
i do not see myself becoming a master tailor any day soon, but i feel like indulging my curiosity was so worth it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
waiting at the gate to leave dublin... what a superbly strange five weeks of my life to nourish my dream hobby while also getting to secretly have my dream job in the evenings.
i do not see myself becoming a master tailor any day soon, but i feel like indulging my curiosity was so worth it.
i do not see myself becoming a master tailor any day soon, but i feel like indulging my curiosity was so worth it.
well she fought valiantly but i did successfully close her.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
well she fought valiantly but i did successfully close her.