Harrison Grey
@hsgrey.bsky.social
In a shocking turn of events, the high achieving child grew up to become a burnt out, severely anxious lavender menace.
📍London, UK
📍London, UK
Have 34 app updates for my iPhone only to realise they are just changing their logo branding to Christmas theme 🙄
December 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have 34 app updates for my iPhone only to realise they are just changing their logo branding to Christmas theme 🙄
Not really in the Christmas spirit yet but have been challenged to do 25 Christmas films in December. So, I am starting with this “controversial” classic.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Not really in the Christmas spirit yet but have been challenged to do 25 Christmas films in December. So, I am starting with this “controversial” classic.
Sparkle sparkle bitch
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sparkle sparkle bitch
I beg your pardon… 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I beg your pardon… 🤔
Reposted by Harrison Grey
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
In this weather, I need the weight (and heat) of a man on top of me ASAP!
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In this weather, I need the weight (and heat) of a man on top of me ASAP!
Someone stole my pants today at the gym. I don’t know if I should be flattered or insulted / annoyed. 🤷🏼♂️
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone stole my pants today at the gym. I don’t know if I should be flattered or insulted / annoyed. 🤷🏼♂️
Men, can’t live with them …
End of sentence.
End of sentence.
November 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Men, can’t live with them …
End of sentence.
End of sentence.
Good! These purely political offices should have never been created in the first place.
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales
The government says it will save £100m over this Parliament and less than 20% of voters can name their PCC.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good! These purely political offices should have never been created in the first place.
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales www.bbc.com/news/article...
Police and crime commissioners to be scrapped in England and Wales www.bbc.com/news/article...
Started my last Paperchase note pad today. End of a (stationary) era.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Started my last Paperchase note pad today. End of a (stationary) era.
Well, it is another election day in America. I would say ‘don’t fuck it up’ but the American electorate excels at doing just that, so… 🤷🏼♂️
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Well, it is another election day in America. I would say ‘don’t fuck it up’ but the American electorate excels at doing just that, so… 🤷🏼♂️
Please Don't Touch Me by Megan Mullally & Ensemble on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 3:58
music.apple.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I don’t like the new shade of blue that @bsky.app has decided to adopt.
a woman in a black and white jacket is sitting at a table in a diner .
ALT: a woman in a black and white jacket is sitting at a table in a diner .
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don’t like the new shade of blue that @bsky.app has decided to adopt.
I cannot overstate enough how much I am looking forward to an extra hour of sleep tonight.
October 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I cannot overstate enough how much I am looking forward to an extra hour of sleep tonight.
So, does the new Irish president get to keep the dog?
October 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
So, does the new Irish president get to keep the dog?
You have to subscribe to instagram now - Zucks can fuck right off and then fuck off again.
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You have to subscribe to instagram now - Zucks can fuck right off and then fuck off again.
16 years ago today:
a woman in a silver dress is standing in a room with the words walk walk fashion baby above her
ALT: a woman in a silver dress is standing in a room with the words walk walk fashion baby above her
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
16 years ago today:
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
Reform is all about “free speech” and government “transparency” until it is about them - fuckwits the lot of them.
Reform UK council leader reports video leak 'cowards' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform UK council leader reports video leak 'cowards' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform UK Kent council leader reports video leak 'cowards'
A video appears to show Kent County Council's leader telling her party's councillors to "suck it up".
www.bbc.com
October 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reform is all about “free speech” and government “transparency” until it is about them - fuckwits the lot of them.
Reform UK council leader reports video leak 'cowards' www.bbc.com/news/article...
Reform UK council leader reports video leak 'cowards' www.bbc.com/news/article...
‘Finance bros’ are a unique breed of annoying but ‘crypto bros’ are psychotic members of a cult.
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
media.tenor.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
‘Finance bros’ are a unique breed of annoying but ‘crypto bros’ are psychotic members of a cult.
Remember when it was illegal (unless you were in No 10) to be within 2m of another person? I miss that.
October 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Remember when it was illegal (unless you were in No 10) to be within 2m of another person? I miss that.