Christopher Robin
@humanerror62.bsky.social
Writer, satirist. Working to maintain balance in the New Dark Ages.
www.menonpause.info, https://fictionalized.substack.com/, https://redlightdistrict.substack.com/
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Hope you're having a great fourth Thursday in November. xoxo Chris
#Thanksgiving #thankful #Thanksgiving2025 #thanksgivingdinner
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#Thanksgiving #thankful #Thanksgiving2025 #thanksgivingdinner
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Gird Your Giblets
Thanksgiving. What exactly is there to celebrate this year?
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November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hope you're having a great fourth Thursday in November. xoxo Chris
#Thanksgiving #thankful #Thanksgiving2025 #thanksgivingdinner
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#Thanksgiving #thankful #Thanksgiving2025 #thanksgivingdinner
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OMG. Tears are streaming down my face.
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
Turkey Clean Out Confusion || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
OMG. Tears are streaming down my face.
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
OMG. Tears are streaming down my face.
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
Turkey Clean Out Confusion || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
OMG. Tears are streaming down my face.
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
youtu.be/gkAvpPpzDZg?...
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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Were you buddies with the high school cheerleaders or jocks? I didn't think so. You'll enjoy this.
A throwback to Thanksgiving, 2024, after the election. My jab at a former high school cheerleader's posts on the beauty of pumpkins, mixed in with humblebrag and pics of holiday décor. A huge WTF that deserved a serving of whoopass, which I was happy to serve up.
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
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Can't We Just Move On?
The election is over; it's time to make nice on Facebook
www.menonpause.info
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Were you buddies with the high school cheerleaders or jocks? I didn't think so. You'll enjoy this.
“‘Gramma,’ a tortoise who lived through 20 presidencies, dies at 141.” There’s a lesson here: eat your fruits and veggies. Interesting that after all those presidents, she checked out during Trump’s second term. More here:
wapo.st/48eTu0n
wapo.st/48eTu0n
‘Gramma,’ a tortoise who lived through 20 presidencies, dies at 141
Her life spanned a tumultuous period of U.S. and world history, from Chester Arthur to Donald Trump. To San Diegans, she was a beloved local celebrity.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
“‘Gramma,’ a tortoise who lived through 20 presidencies, dies at 141.” There’s a lesson here: eat your fruits and veggies. Interesting that after all those presidents, she checked out during Trump’s second term. More here:
wapo.st/48eTu0n
wapo.st/48eTu0n
Were you buddies with the high school cheerleaders or jocks? I didn't think so. You'll enjoy this.
A throwback to Thanksgiving, 2024, after the election. My jab at a former high school cheerleader's posts on the beauty of pumpkins, mixed in with humblebrag and pics of holiday décor. A huge WTF that deserved a serving of whoopass, which I was happy to serve up.
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
Can't We Just Move On?
The election is over; it's time to make nice on Facebook
www.menonpause.info
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Were you buddies with the high school cheerleaders or jocks? I didn't think so. You'll enjoy this.
Reposted by Christopher Robin
Yep, my blog is “Men On Pause,” not to be confused with that other thing none of us wants to revisit. Guest columnists include Penny Nickels of the Bemidji Bugle, Lorinda Birdwhistle, who calls men out on their many deficiencies, and Belinda VanderVelvet, former head cheerleader, now MAGA cunt.
Are You A “Nurse” Or A “Purse”
Navigating The Over-60 Dating Scene
www.menonpause.info
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yep, my blog is “Men On Pause,” not to be confused with that other thing none of us wants to revisit. Guest columnists include Penny Nickels of the Bemidji Bugle, Lorinda Birdwhistle, who calls men out on their many deficiencies, and Belinda VanderVelvet, former head cheerleader, now MAGA cunt.
Hey — while your nasty MAGA brother-in-law is making a smelly yulelog in the powder room, pull this up and enjoy this antidote to holiday indigestion.
The new, improved version of "Tucker's New Buddy." A MUST READ!!! No paywall.
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Tucker's New Buddy
Tucker, Nick, Kirk, Don, and Adolf: what do they all have in common?
www.menonpause.info
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Hey — while your nasty MAGA brother-in-law is making a smelly yulelog in the powder room, pull this up and enjoy this antidote to holiday indigestion.
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ABOUT SCHMIDT. If you thought your family was dysfunctional... they are nothing compared to Schmidt's to-be in-laws. Warren's daughter is marrying Roberta's son, and while staying at her house, Schmidt puts his back out sleeping on a cheap waterbed. The hot tub scene to follow is painfully cringe.
About Schmidt ~ Feeding time on water bed
YouTube video by TheConorsmithusa
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November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ABOUT SCHMIDT. If you thought your family was dysfunctional... they are nothing compared to Schmidt's to-be in-laws. Warren's daughter is marrying Roberta's son, and while staying at her house, Schmidt puts his back out sleeping on a cheap waterbed. The hot tub scene to follow is painfully cringe.
ABOUT SCHMIDT. If you thought your family was dysfunctional... they are nothing compared to Schmidt's to-be in-laws. Warren's daughter is marrying Roberta's son, and while staying at her house, Schmidt puts his back out sleeping on a cheap waterbed. The hot tub scene to follow is painfully cringe.
About Schmidt ~ Feeding time on water bed
YouTube video by TheConorsmithusa
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
ABOUT SCHMIDT. If you thought your family was dysfunctional... they are nothing compared to Schmidt's to-be in-laws. Warren's daughter is marrying Roberta's son, and while staying at her house, Schmidt puts his back out sleeping on a cheap waterbed. The hot tub scene to follow is painfully cringe.
😂 🤣 😂 Both the James Comey and Leticia James cases are DISMISSED. The Trump prosecutor had been unlawfully appointed. Anyone surprised? More here: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
Judge Dismisses Cases Against Comey and James, Finding Trump Prosecutor Was Unlawfully Appointed
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
😂 🤣 😂 Both the James Comey and Leticia James cases are DISMISSED. The Trump prosecutor had been unlawfully appointed. Anyone surprised? More here: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/n...
Yep, my blog is “Men On Pause,” not to be confused with that other thing none of us wants to revisit. Guest columnists include Penny Nickels of the Bemidji Bugle, Lorinda Birdwhistle, who calls men out on their many deficiencies, and Belinda VanderVelvet, former head cheerleader, now MAGA cunt.
Are You A “Nurse” Or A “Purse”
Navigating The Over-60 Dating Scene
www.menonpause.info
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Yep, my blog is “Men On Pause,” not to be confused with that other thing none of us wants to revisit. Guest columnists include Penny Nickels of the Bemidji Bugle, Lorinda Birdwhistle, who calls men out on their many deficiencies, and Belinda VanderVelvet, former head cheerleader, now MAGA cunt.
This Pope Leo guy has it down. This from an atheist. And I love the fact that he has 1.4B followers and Trump has only 7.44M. Maybe there is some hope in this world.
Pope Leo speaks to journalists in Castel Gandolfo
YouTube video by Vatican News - English
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This Pope Leo guy has it down. This from an atheist. And I love the fact that he has 1.4B followers and Trump has only 7.44M. Maybe there is some hope in this world.
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Thank you, Sen. Slotkin. A message to those in the military: follow the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which mandates service members refuse unlawful orders. Trump response: "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!" & "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"
#Trump #ElissaSlotkin #military
#Trump #ElissaSlotkin #military
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community...
YouTube video by Sen. Elissa Slotkin
youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thank you, Sen. Slotkin. A message to those in the military: follow the Uniform Code of Military Justice, which mandates service members refuse unlawful orders. Trump response: "SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, punishable by DEATH!" & "HANG THEM GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD !!"
#Trump #ElissaSlotkin #military
#Trump #ElissaSlotkin #military
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Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement in the House related to huge payouts for Senators whose Jan. 6 phone records were investigated. Scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville. Free read:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement in the House related to huge payouts for Senators whose Jan. 6 phone records were investigated. Scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville. Free read:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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Great video on the banks intertwined with Epstein’s sex trafficking operation. Grab ‘em by the financial balls. Fuck Pam Bondi. You know, and I know she is working to cover you-know-who’s ass, and that it is highly unlikely the release of those Epstein files will bring closure.
#Epstein #Bondi
#Epstein #Bondi
Dimon SAR Forever: The "Wall of Cash" Memo
JPMorgan Chase is the subject of a damning report by the Senate Finance Committee's senior investigator, who is looking into the bank's long & prosperous relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
gregolear.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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The new, improved version of "Tucker's New Buddy." A MUST READ!!! No paywall.
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
Tucker's New Buddy
Tucker, Nick, Kirk, Don, and Adolf: what do they all have in common?
www.menonpause.info
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The new, improved version of "Tucker's New Buddy." A MUST READ!!! No paywall.
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
The new, improved version of "Tucker's New Buddy." A MUST READ!!! No paywall.
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
Tucker's New Buddy
Tucker, Nick, Kirk, Don, and Adolf: what do they all have in common?
www.menonpause.info
November 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The new, improved version of "Tucker's New Buddy." A MUST READ!!! No paywall.
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
www.menonpause.info/p/tuckers-ne...
Reposted by Christopher Robin
A throwback to Thanksgiving, 2024, after the election. My jab at a former high school cheerleader's posts on the beauty of pumpkins, mixed in with humblebrag and pics of holiday décor. A huge WTF that deserved a serving of whoopass, which I was happy to serve up.
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
Can't We Just Move On?
The election is over; it's time to make nice on Facebook
www.menonpause.info
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A throwback to Thanksgiving, 2024, after the election. My jab at a former high school cheerleader's posts on the beauty of pumpkins, mixed in with humblebrag and pics of holiday décor. A huge WTF that deserved a serving of whoopass, which I was happy to serve up.
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
www.menonpause.info/p/cant-we-ju...
Great video on the banks intertwined with Epstein’s sex trafficking operation. Grab ‘em by the financial balls. Fuck Pam Bondi. You know, and I know she is working to cover you-know-who’s ass, and that it is highly unlikely the release of those Epstein files will bring closure.
#Epstein #Bondi
#Epstein #Bondi
Dimon SAR Forever: The "Wall of Cash" Memo
JPMorgan Chase is the subject of a damning report by the Senate Finance Committee's senior investigator, who is looking into the bank's long & prosperous relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
gregolear.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement in the House related to huge payouts for Senators whose Jan. 6 phone records were investigated. Scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville. Free read:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement in the House related to huge payouts for Senators whose Jan. 6 phone records were investigated. Scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville. Free read:
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement related to payouts for Senators whose phone records were investigated in relation to the Jan. 6 insurrection. The scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Ron Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville.
Outraged House Lawmakers Vote to Strike $500,000 Payouts for Senators
The provision was slipped into the bill reopening government, sparking bipartisan backlash.
www.wsj.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Whoa! A BIPARTISAN agreement related to payouts for Senators whose phone records were investigated in relation to the Jan. 6 insurrection. The scumbags looking for a handout: Blackburn, Graham, Hagerty, Hawley, Ron Johnson, Lummis, Sullivan, and last but most despised — Tuberville.