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I can assure you without any doubt, I am uniquely gifted.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · Feb 4

My condolences to the 2026 and 2028 Democratic nominees for being under investigation for unamerican activities, tax evasion and pedophilia. #futurehistory

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 15h

And more to come.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 15h

Spoiler, he won't.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 1d

The oil industry goal is to eliminate any competition, then raise prices and harvest. And peeps will be shocked it happened to them again.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 2d

Why does he always look like he's about to fall backwards out of his chair?

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 3d

New white house plan looks like a Las Vegas casino. Not a compliment.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 3d

Just ignoring laws isn't much of a plan but they're gonna do it anyway.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 3d

He thinks people he knows are people. People in the abstract, however, are not people. This is common among religious freaks.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 3d

I was thinking we'd put up all the pics of powerful people with Epstein in it and rename it the Hall of Sex Criminals with Power.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 3d

I'm open to dating Carmen Electra as well.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Another feature of a trump economy is it can fall apart at the drop of a hat.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Oh. They are serious. Let me laugh even harder.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Nope. That's the shovelling of wealth to the rich.

Trump Screening "THE STOCK MARKET IS STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE BECAUSE OF TARIFFS"

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 4d

When Trump hears what Ronald Reagan said about immigrants he’s going to have DOJ arrest him for mortgage fraud.

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 4d

Formula used was Est minus 0.1

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

The company has never made money.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

"Appears" Really?

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

The results of which will be totally believed.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Endorsement from a guy who rapes.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

So choose your own slop adventure? Sounds thrilling.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Never buying a $meta product, just to be safe.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Disagree. Great for the rich. The only people this country exists for now (And probably longer if we are honest)

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humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Squiggle underlines are woke.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

Crypto crime wave.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 5d

When do the pardons fly? Nobody cares about rich assholes getting punished... except if they are loyal to the king.

humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 6d

Every time Musk talks about high universal income, I just want him to explain what mythical timeline this will occur in and when he will start contributing to it.