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Emmanuel Lopez
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49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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If pro wrestling is fake, then explain this
Justin Herbert’s gonna kick back and have a Beer or two after tonight’s game.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Happy anniversary to the original Yakuza game on PS2, which debuted on this day in 2005 in Japan.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
LOL | 3 Waymo self-driving cars in 'standoff' cause traffic jam in San Francisco abc7.com/post/waymo-d...
3 Waymo self-driving cars in 'standoff' cause traffic jam in San Francisco
New video shows the three self-driving cars blocking a residential street after two of them appeared to have hit each other. The third seemed to have stopped when it sensed them.
abc7.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
December 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Can’t have injuries if you don’t play this week. 49ers playing 4D chess.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
LOL Bears (but fuck the Packers)
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I honestly have no stake in GB-Chi, but I would like to see the Packers' playoff hoes. So... Go Pack Go???
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Dammit Falcons. You have one job.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Gotta love these holiday car commercials.

"Merry Christmas babe! I stuck us with a 60 months of car payments without consulting you!" ^_^
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Welcome to Selection Sundae!
a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
ALT: a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You know who didn’t get a Nobel? 😂
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Please enjoy payday responsibly
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Jan. 6, 2007 to Dec. 1, 2025.

Double-digit scoring in Every. Single. Game.

What a special run for LeBron James 👑
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?

Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Yeah it was your mom lmao gottem | False Earthquake Alert Likely Triggered by ‘Something Out in the Field,’ USGS Says www.kqed.org/news/1206608...
False Earthquake Alert Likely Triggered by ‘Something Out in the Field,’ USGS Says | KQED
The USGS, which said at least four seismic stations detected ground motion that signaled a quake, quickly canceled the warning that startled the Bay Area.
www.kqed.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Look at this WWE banner image with some big-ass blank spaces.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Spotify wrapped season is here. Bleh. I quit Spotify years ago. I hoard MP3s and listen to them on a digital audio player. Get off my lawn!
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My mom turns 67 today. 6… 7… Oh no the brainrot got me 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I've found my spirit animal
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM