Emmanuel Lopez
@hundreddollarman.bsky.social
49ers fan, longtime Bay Area resident now living in the PNW. I'm an awkward guy.
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Justin Herbert’s gonna kick back and have a Beer or two after tonight’s game.
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Justin Herbert’s gonna kick back and have a Beer or two after tonight’s game.
Happy anniversary to the original Yakuza game on PS2, which debuted on this day in 2005 in Japan.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Happy anniversary to the original Yakuza game on PS2, which debuted on this day in 2005 in Japan.
LOL | 3 Waymo self-driving cars in 'standoff' cause traffic jam in San Francisco abc7.com/post/waymo-d...
3 Waymo self-driving cars in 'standoff' cause traffic jam in San Francisco
New video shows the three self-driving cars blocking a residential street after two of them appeared to have hit each other. The third seemed to have stopped when it sensed them.
abc7.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
LOL | 3 Waymo self-driving cars in 'standoff' cause traffic jam in San Francisco abc7.com/post/waymo-d...
Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Haven’t been at my work desk in nearly a month, so I’m glad to see Godzilla hasn’t stopped chomping.
Can’t have injuries if you don’t play this week. 49ers playing 4D chess.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Can’t have injuries if you don’t play this week. 49ers playing 4D chess.
LOL Bears (but fuck the Packers)
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
LOL Bears (but fuck the Packers)
MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
MRW the teams I wanted to lose today (Seahawks and Rams) won instead.
I honestly have no stake in GB-Chi, but I would like to see the Packers' playoff hoes. So... Go Pack Go???
December 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I honestly have no stake in GB-Chi, but I would like to see the Packers' playoff hoes. So... Go Pack Go???
Dammit Falcons. You have one job.
December 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Dammit Falcons. You have one job.
Gotta love these holiday car commercials.
"Merry Christmas babe! I stuck us with a 60 months of car payments without consulting you!" ^_^
"Merry Christmas babe! I stuck us with a 60 months of car payments without consulting you!" ^_^
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Gotta love these holiday car commercials.
"Merry Christmas babe! I stuck us with a 60 months of car payments without consulting you!" ^_^
"Merry Christmas babe! I stuck us with a 60 months of car payments without consulting you!" ^_^
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Welcome to Selection Sundae!
a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
ALT: a bag of pop candy is sitting on a field
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Welcome to Selection Sundae!
You know who didn’t get a Nobel? 😂
Nobel week is underway in Stockholm and Oslo, with laureates holding news conferences and lectures before receiving their prestigious prizes.
Nobel laureates arrive for a week of events and awards in Stockholm and Oslo
Nobel week is underway in Stockholm and Oslo, with laureates holding news conferences and lectures before receiving their prestigious prizes.
bit.ly
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You know who didn’t get a Nobel? 😂
Please enjoy payday responsibly
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Please enjoy payday responsibly
Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Some bozo just stepped off the plane in Seattle and started hitting the Dougie. Who does that?
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Plot twist: It's me, "some bozo." GO NINERS
Yeah it was your mom lmao gottem | False Earthquake Alert Likely Triggered by ‘Something Out in the Field,’ USGS Says www.kqed.org/news/1206608...
False Earthquake Alert Likely Triggered by ‘Something Out in the Field,’ USGS Says | KQED
The USGS, which said at least four seismic stations detected ground motion that signaled a quake, quickly canceled the warning that startled the Bay Area.
www.kqed.org
December 4, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Yeah it was your mom lmao gottem | False Earthquake Alert Likely Triggered by ‘Something Out in the Field,’ USGS Says www.kqed.org/news/1206608...
I’d buy that for a dollar! gizmodo.com/robocop-stat...
A Bronze Statue of RoboCop Finally Stands Tall in Detroit
It took the better part of two decades, but a monument to the 1987 Paul Verhoeven classic is now on display.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’d buy that for a dollar! gizmodo.com/robocop-stat...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Look at this WWE banner image with some big-ass blank spaces.
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Look at this WWE banner image with some big-ass blank spaces.
Spotify wrapped season is here. Bleh. I quit Spotify years ago. I hoard MP3s and listen to them on a digital audio player. Get off my lawn!
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Spotify wrapped season is here. Bleh. I quit Spotify years ago. I hoard MP3s and listen to them on a digital audio player. Get off my lawn!
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Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just in: Giannis Antetokounmpo and his agent Alex Saratsis have started conversations with the Milwaukee Bucks about the two-time NBA MVP's future – and discussing whether his best fit is staying or elsewhere, sources tell ESPN. A resolution is expected in the coming weeks.
My mom turns 67 today. 6… 7… Oh no the brainrot got me 🫠
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My mom turns 67 today. 6… 7… Oh no the brainrot got me 🫠
I've found my spirit animal
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I've found my spirit animal