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Poly, vers, cat and puppy dad pretending to get into trouble but actually playing Mini Metro
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Throwback Jocktober (2015)
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Fun fact, I surreptiously bought this jockstrap from a Fred Meyer when I was 14, and it's kept me in good stead the last 25 years
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Meanwhile in the barren hellscape of Portland
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It was a big showerhead!
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One more for good measure
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"But she's got a new hat!"
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This butt is gonna be in a plane seat for ten hours tomorrow. Thoughts and prayers.
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#fcf with no other discernable caption
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if(or((cock=out, "suck"),(cock=hard, "hold")),"You", "Try Harder")
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You minimus of hindering knotgrass made,
You bead, you acorn!
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He's just so happy about everything all the time!
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The content I cum (sic) for
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Come back to bed and stop hiding behind the ceiling fan on this #fcf
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Picked something up in Eugene over the weekend
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Sophistry aside, does this towel make me look like snack?
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Where words fail, covert shower selfies speak
- Henry Russell Cleveland (or maybe Heine)
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There are at least a few of you who are going to be like "lemme zoom in on the background and see what's in there!" You know who you are. #fcf