As a doctor most of my day goes towards making the nurses feel small and unappreciated. I’d get so much more done without them around
December 24, 2024 at 3:48 PM
As a doctor most of my day goes towards making the nurses feel small and unappreciated. I’d get so much more done without them around
I need a swiffer power mop. I need a swiffer power mop. I need a swiffer power mop.
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I need a swiffer power mop. I need a swiffer power mop. I need a swiffer power mop.
People always assume if you’re from Connecticut you are fucking stupid and so fucking dumb because of your dumbass accent but it’s not true
December 3, 2024 at 3:53 PM
People always assume if you’re from Connecticut you are fucking stupid and so fucking dumb because of your dumbass accent but it’s not true
I will not stop until every sex worker in my city knows Krav Maga or even judo
December 2, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I will not stop until every sex worker in my city knows Krav Maga or even judo
Telling my mental health professional we are not so different you and I
June 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Telling my mental health professional we are not so different you and I
My dog was only joking about biting you
August 3, 2023 at 5:44 PM
My dog was only joking about biting you
In only two years shoes will need to be plugged in just so you can charge them
July 19, 2023 at 9:22 PM
In only two years shoes will need to be plugged in just so you can charge them
This place is a hellsite!
July 19, 2023 at 9:20 PM
This place is a hellsite!
I’m afraid to enter your body but that’s what makes it brave
July 18, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I’m afraid to enter your body but that’s what makes it brave
I assure you I am more than capable of conducting my affairs from this Walgreens ma’am
July 18, 2023 at 7:55 PM
I assure you I am more than capable of conducting my affairs from this Walgreens ma’am
Finding the right individual to target is as important as the targeting itself
July 18, 2023 at 6:13 PM
Finding the right individual to target is as important as the targeting itself
I’m just walking in the crowd and everyone suddenly starts screaming and running away, and you’re screaming, and you’re so scared of my lazy eye
July 16, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I’m just walking in the crowd and everyone suddenly starts screaming and running away, and you’re screaming, and you’re so scared of my lazy eye
I’m practically giving away these ceremonial daggers
July 16, 2023 at 8:22 PM
I’m practically giving away these ceremonial daggers
[to the guy behind me in line] And all I have to do is go to the bathroom in there?
July 16, 2023 at 5:47 PM
[to the guy behind me in line] And all I have to do is go to the bathroom in there?
your changing body is not normal!
July 14, 2023 at 12:33 AM
your changing body is not normal!