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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit whoops nevermind. Turns out Yan plays for keeps, that's fine though she like, really really liked you! So this is fine, good even right? You're making her so happy! I think, she's kinda hard to read.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 1d

No legit, how did you get that small? That's like ridiculous! Kind of pathetic even! ... Also don't worry about Yan looking at you like that. She just like, really really likes you. Don't look too into it. It's fine ... Probably.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 1d

Nope.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 1d

Oh shit whoops nevermind. Turns out Yan plays for keeps, that's fine though she like, really really liked you! So this is fine, good even right? You're making her so happy! I think, she's kinda hard to read.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 1d

No legit, how did you get that small? That's like ridiculous! Kind of pathetic even! ... Also don't worry about Yan looking at you like that. She just like, really really likes you. Don't look too into it. It's fine ... Probably.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 2d

Ok so all of these Baileys being different people is in fact going to be a thing I think. I'll write up profiles and stuff but hey people already have favourites isn't that cute! Anyway, You got found by Fishnets and she's gonna flatten ya! As you deserve for being so small!

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 2d

"Haha! How are you that small?"
I made a bunch of different models for friends to use for posing recently and when I was sharing them people were talking about them like they were different people? And then inspo struck lmao! Many of you would fold in this situation I imagine.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 2d

Ok so all of these Baileys being different people is in fact going to be a thing I think. I'll write up profiles and stuff but hey people already have favourites isn't that cute! Anyway, You got found by Fishnets and she's gonna flatten ya! As you deserve for being so small!

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · May 28

Ok so TENTATIVELY. And I cannot stress that enough, I am going to open up something of a request box for a bit. ngl.link/shapeshrinker You can send me ideas for Gposes here. Typical fat/vore/macro-Micro shenanigans welcome, no OCs of course but all the FFXIV NPCs and Bailey more then ok 👍

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · 2d

"Haha! How are you that small?"
I made a bunch of different models for friends to use for posing recently and when I was sharing them people were talking about them like they were different people? And then inspo struck lmao! Many of you would fold in this situation I imagine.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Sep 7

Did I believe @jojogiants.bsky.social when they said we could share the sofa? And that my ass (That absolutely fills the entire seat) Would be easy for her to handle? No, of course not, she's an itty bitty little dork. But I mean she did a pretty good job for being so tiny if you ask me.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Sep 3

Look, things are chill at the moment I'm allowed to sleep in, I'm allowed to be a lazy eepy binch! Is it wholly unfortunate that my itty bitty pal Nikki just happened to be in my path when my lazy fat ass was leaving my bedroom? I mean kinda, she's probably into it, why else is she so small right?

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Sep 3

Look, things are chill at the moment I'm allowed to sleep in, I'm allowed to be a lazy eepy binch! Is it wholly unfortunate that my itty bitty pal Nikki just happened to be in my path when my lazy fat ass was leaving my bedroom? I mean kinda, she's probably into it, why else is she so small right?

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 27

Cat eat Dog world out there ya know? ... That's not the saying? This is happening though, so it must be right.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 25

Hitting the world transfer Aetheryte with enough force to crack it so I can get over there <3

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brown noise sex playlist @estrogenburger.bsky.social · Aug 23

She's waitin' for ya...

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Jul 22

POV: You are anyone cute that @astrumhypernova.bsky.social has spotted. You are about to be stepped on (And probably shrunk)

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Jul 25

Local farm dog Bailey checking in once again and guys, I swear. You cannot let these girls out of your sight for a gosh dang second. I'm all in a panic and they're just out here enjoying a warm spring. I SHOULD be mad. But like, I mean what am I gonna do scold the enormous girls I protect? Yeah nah.

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 17

Cons: I was gone for 2 weeks and now the cows are angry at me and like way way the heck bigger because they haven't been being tended too

Pros: I was gone for 2 weeks and now the cows are angry at me and like way way the heck bigger because they haven't been being tended too

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 17

Cons: I was gone for 2 weeks and now the cows are angry at me and like way way the heck bigger because they haven't been being tended too

Pros: I was gone for 2 weeks and now the cows are angry at me and like way way the heck bigger because they haven't been being tended too

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · May 29

People keep coming back to this one so you know what else is good, folks who DO look unreasonably heavy and are in fact that heavy :3

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 14

Will be home soon! So posting will start anew! If you've had request in mind now is the time to ask.

Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · May 28

Ok so TENTATIVELY. And I cannot stress that enough, I am going to open up something of a request box for a bit. ngl.link/shapeshrinker You can send me ideas for Gposes here. Typical fat/vore/macro-Micro shenanigans welcome, no OCs of course but all the FFXIV NPCs and Bailey more then ok 👍

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Local Asshole Dog NSFW 🔞 @hydaelynsbottom.bsky.social · Aug 11

Warriors of Light always respawn at Aetherytes. It doesn't matter where you are, how you died, you'll just come back to your linked spot. In this essay, "Why vore should be a normal thing in Eorzea and you should eat me," I will be going deeper into th-

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