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@hydrop0nicw33d.bsky.social
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CO born and raised. he/him. 27. entirely unserious stream of consciousness. unabashedly NSFW. 🏳️‍⚧️🍉
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Let’s see how many times I can make myself cum before getting out of bed this morning.
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Someone needs servicing!
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So, the Avs lost…but! Silver lining, I saw Burns play his 1,500th NHL game tonight in our jersey, so that still counts for something 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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The way it hangs >>>
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Now why did my dick have to wake me up at 6:30am?
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I wonder if people ever assume that I have a big dick…because I do!
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revisiting the Scream franchise during spooky season?

it’s more likely than you’d think!
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Thank you for speaking many of our minds out loud.
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Good afternoon oomf 🥰
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Exuding big pussy energy, I’m talking phat coochie!
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Complaining simply is fun! My capacity to complain? Limitless!
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First home game for the Avs tonight, and I couldn’t be more proud and excited considering the fact that we demolished the Kings on their home ice for the season opener. Avs Faithful, lemme hear y’all make some noise 🗣️🏒
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They need to be saved.
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Have a marvelous end to your week!
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A draining is most definitely in order.
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I haven’t masturbated in days…what’s wrong with me?!
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Do you wear underwear at home? Bc I’m always either naked or commando in my sweatpants.
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Thank you for this bountiful serving of cake!
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Breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🙂‍↕️
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May the caffeine gods lift your spirits this morning bb!
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Yesss, that’s how it is here as well! The perfect day to ignore responsibilities lmao.
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Today will be a day for Silent Hill f 🥰
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Good morning sweets! Right back at ya!