Michelle
hyperbolicidioms.bsky.social
Michelle
@hyperbolicidioms.bsky.social
Author. Researcher. Ally.
Less than 48 hours in and my mental health has collapsed. The hatred, racism, ignorance, and gleeful cult members is just too much for this empath.
January 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Okay, my constitutional rights have been infringed upon, where we protesting?!
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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This. 👇
December 31, 2024 at 2:29 AM
When you realize all that you ever wanted would come to pass by simply leaving Twitter. I mean, how could we have overlooked how the departure of reasonable people would cause MAGA to implode on itself?!
December 31, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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Good morning and Happy Saturday to everyone who agrees that it's time for EVERYONE to wake up to the hard, cold truth that the richest man on the planet does NOT give a fuck about us, he only cares about himself.

Stop falling for his bullshit.
December 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Oh to be a fly on the wall during the Bezos, Musk, and Trump dinner. The orange man was so excited he truthed: EVERYONE WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!
If only one person would have loved him when he was a child, we would have avoided this chaos.
December 22, 2024 at 10:41 AM
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Ringing in the New Year hits differently this year.
December 22, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I’m starting a Go Fund Me so that I have enough wealth to do the work of the people (wink wink) with the same impunity President Musk has.

….not sure what the net worth minimum is for that, but once I get there…
December 22, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Okay, on break from work. In what ways have President Elect Musk and VP Johnson fucked over America since 9am PST?
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Not me feeling super rejected by the lack of abduction happening. Like, I’m a fucking gift, not some pick me girl….but pick me, inter-dimensional beings. I can not do four years of that orange idiot. Or hey, take the entire GOP, I’m good with that too.
December 10, 2024 at 6:45 AM
Where the hell is Vancey? They already bury him in a desert somewhere?
December 9, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Good morning! Who’s ready for another day of watching the GOP rewrite the rules to avoid losing the game? I sure the fuck am not.
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Depose isn’t only a legal term for questioning, but also means: To remove from office suddenly and forcefully.
This really may have been the beginning of revolution.
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
His body, Cellies choice.
December 7, 2024 at 8:47 AM
It would be a shame if all the Starlinks above DC fell out of the sky on Inauguration Day. - shower thoughts.
December 6, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Where will I compulsively go throughout the day to check if the UAP invasion has started?

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December 6, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Off to bed. Here’s hoping to wake up in the timeline Kamala won the election and the US electorate has a combined IQ of more than potato.
December 6, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Our President Elect : Such a horrible choice that Inter-dimensional beings who have been hidden (albeit haphazardly) for eons reveal themselves en mass in a quasi-intimidating manner only to evoke a response of “Meh” because nothing can be worse than 4 more years of Cheeto McShitzHisPants. 🛸
December 6, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Is it possible that the Inter-dimensional beings are just now showing themselves because Trump being elected was their final straw? They’re up there like: “Too far”?
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I have made it here. I have brought a functional brain, empathy, and well intentioned rage.
December 5, 2024 at 3:46 PM