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hypochondriacal.bsky.social
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@hypochondriacal.bsky.social
hypochondriac except i also have many chronic illnesses

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i would not suggest following me, but ultimately it's up to u.
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fyi:

- i block sometimes, it's not personal
- i vent often
- when i'm not venting, i'm probably lyric posting, talking about my cat, or just being annoying (i post a lot)
- sometimes (rarely), i post funny things that i don't wanna post on main (@muhree.ing)
- i change my pfp often
when the devil couldn't reach me so he gave me a chronic illness that makes me get nauseous often (i have emetophobia)
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
clementine learned how to open my shade. so every morning, bright and early, she's like "ok wake up now" 😭😭😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
SORRY I KEEP UPDATING MY PINNED PLS DONT HATE ME
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
fyi:

- i block sometimes, it's not personal
- i vent often
- when i'm not venting, i'm probably lyric posting, talking about my cat, or just being annoying (i post a lot)
- sometimes (rarely), i post funny things that i don't wanna post on main (@muhree.ing)
- i change my pfp often
December 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
whatever i changed my handle anyway
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
what the fuck why
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
broooo i need to do photography more
December 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
why is she in this stance 😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i once told this reply guy to make sure he asks for people's age before he interacts w them and now every once in a while he sends me a screenshot like "look im following ur advice" 😭😭😭 it's amazing the impact i have on people
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
if u could go anywhere would u wanna stay here
December 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
the fact that the only 2 things that small dick men can say to try to "insult" women is either: "get back in the kitchen" or "why are u childless" is sooo boring and played out bro like get a different insult. i can think of 100 insults for men off the top of my head like why are they so uncreative
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i've been living off of potato chips.
December 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ok im so sick of seeing people arguing on the timeline like no offense but it literally brings me back to middle school lmao like im sorry but how are u entertained by fighting with people 24/7
December 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
i hope the people that follow me on main after i post caturday pictures realize that i dont usually post cat pics
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
December 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
if it's not one thing it's another type shit
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
being chronically ill is fun bc i never know when im going to feel worse or better or get another sickness or a cold or like literally anything and its kinda like oooooohh whats gonna happen today like each day is a wild card
December 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
my dad had a cold and i FUCKING BARELY INTERACTED W HIM AND I THINK I HAVE A SORE THROAT godddddd im going to download league
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
can i beat the horse more dead
December 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i eat so many bananas
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 AM
im feel so awkward sometimes like i dont know if people know that 99% of my posts on main are supposed to be funny
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
seeing everyone gift stuff to each other online is so heartwarming and cute and 🥹🥹🥹
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
someone just put a shelter animal on my tl bro i cannot TAKE THIS!!!! i used to work in a no kill shelter u know how hard it is to not cry thinkin abt that?? and now its on my FEED???? fuckkkkkkk and im about to get my period too great now im sobbing
December 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
gonna do it again this year except i have a lot more people to message so wish me luck
just remembered when i got drunk on nye and messaged everyone in my contacts/on discord happy new year
December 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
please god save me i just wanna partyyy
December 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM