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Ganondorf (parody)

@hyrulehero40.bsky.social

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Oct 25

Let’s try this again… hmhmhmhm… HAHAHAHA!!! OH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK!

//The Great king of evil Ganondorf has returned at least

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Sep 10

*he sure is dancing*

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Aug 8

well today seems kind of... boring...

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Jun 1

Greetings fools… how are we feeling today?

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 30

Can you keep it down???

“𝐋𝐄𝐓’𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓!”⚙️ @variableweapons.bsky.social · May 29

“I’VE HAD IT!

CAN I JUST HAVE ONE NEW THING?!
JUST O N E NEW THING?!
I’M SICK OF NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO!

I HATE IT! I CAN’T!-“

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Crashing out this early in the morning?-

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 15

None of you will stop me from my conquest… once I take over hyrule, ILL TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!!! HAHAHAHA

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 14

Finally… with that link fellow out of my hair… I can now do what I strive to do… CONQUERING HYRULE!

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

Man

GILGAMESH. 🌸 @ultimateswordsman.bsky.social · May 12

I didn't.. you know what. I think I have to go now! Hah-hahah a. Hasta la bye bye!

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

*reads the kaiju on it* it's a counterfeit Gilgamesh. tell no one tho but i did the same thing you did with links sword so we all good

GILGAMESH. 🌸 @ultimateswordsman.bsky.social · May 12

Wh-- yes, why of course it's real! Are you doubting my abilities to defeat Cloud in a duel?

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

Wait… you sure this is the real deal Gilgamesh?? There’s writing on this.

GILGAMESH. 🌸 @ultimateswordsman.bsky.social · May 12

I defeated him in battle and took it as a reward, of course. If you know my name, you should know what I do.

[ it's really just a counterfeit one, but he's not going to say that at all. ]

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 12

How did you get your hands on clouds buster sword Gilgamesh...?

GILGAMESH. 🌸 @ultimateswordsman.bsky.social · May 12

It is one of the best, after all. Who wouldn't?

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 11

I recognize that sword from anywhere...

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 11

I recognize that sword from anywhere...

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 11

being made by science... that doesn't surprise me at all.

𝙇𝙀𝙏'𝙎 𝙂𝙊, 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇𝙎—! @ribbontactics.bsky.social · May 11

We don't really have a mom. The closest is Ms. Bellum or Ms Keane. Or that one spider lady from the reboot we don't talk about.

We were made with science! Delicious, magical science!

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · May 11

Can someone tell this bluehaired kid, I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING RAP BATTLE?!?!

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 29

ok so what happened when i wa-

....

HOW THE HELL DO I ALREADY HAVE 100 MINIONS FOLLOWING ME??? WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM?

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 2

@pawrodyacc.bsky.social

“… I guess I can gift you a tunic of… link along with his hat from my era so you have more variety.”

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 2

@superstarsk8ter.bsky.social

“For you boy… I guess I’ll give you a newer skateboard something that’ll suit your style… heh.”

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 2

@v3ganpowerz.bsky.social

“I’m… not sure what I’d give you but I guess a vegan cookbook?”

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 2

@songbirdcanary.bsky.social

“while I’m not sure about what to give you… i suppose a bird will be fine-“

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Dec 2

//stole it.

… let’s get this over with.

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Nov 28

Where the hell are you all coming from…?

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Oct 28

//I wake up with like 70+ folk my lord… y’all is crazy, drop them drives for me to make a banner fellas

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Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Oct 25

It did cuz I was in chains the whole time-

Ganondorf (parody) @hyrulehero40.bsky.social · Oct 25

I get that feeling Eugene they once turned me into nothing but skin and bones

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