Emo Mondays with Medusa! Choose your own feeling adventure!

The first entries in Medusa’s Mood Manual have been published! Choose your own feeling adventure!

Who needs Yelp when you’ve got bathroom stall sightings? Seattle, consider yourself clawed 🔪🐾

#HystericalFemale #KillahKitty #Ssssspotted #SnakeItTilYouMakeIt #StickerSighting #BathroomGraffiti #HFOnTheLoose #MedusaApproved #etsyshop #shopwomenowned

#HystericalFemaleCrushFriday belongs to OG meta queen Frida Kahlo, whose eyebrows had more conviction than most people’s entire personalities. They called her a surrealist. She said she just painted her truth. They said she was too political, too provocative, too self-obsessed. She said:

Welcome to Coven Craft Club 🖤 Today’s spell: transforming a unisex tee into your new favorite DIY crop top. No sewing required, just scissors + sass. Our Hiss and Tell Blog has the full ritual:
www.hystericalfemaleshop.com/how-to-a-you...

This post features our Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” tee.

Barefaced, not bedridden. 🤒

#HystericalFemale #WorkplaceWTF #WorkplaceWisdom #RelatableAF #EverydaySexism #PatriarchyProblems

Life’s too short to be background music. Make your own noise. Hysterical! The Album tees available now. Shop link in bio.

#hystericalfemale #retrovinyl #musictees #etsy #shopsmallbusinesses #shopfemaleowned

This revolution will be accessorized… with pockets.

POV: taylorswift calls Medusa for a collab and the tracklist goes full 🐍✨❤️‍🔥

#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #taylorswift #hystericalfemale #etsy #shopfemaleowned #womensupportingwomen #womenownedsmallbusiness #snakeittilyoumakeit #taylornation

A little patriotism. A little paganism. 100% perfect all-American witch 🖤 Shop link in bio.

#allamericanwitch #witchcore #hatobsessed #hystericalfemale #etsy #etsyshop #shopsmall #etsyfind #supportwomenownedbusinesses

It’s not me, it’s you.

Hysterical Female UFO vinyl die-cut stickers available now in our shop. Link in bio.

Bite back.

Etsy shop link in bio.

Just a girl, standing in front of the patriarchy, turning men to stone.

Botanically beautiful. Legally inadmissible.

DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. That shit is genuinely Pretty Deadly. Also, NO TOMS WERE HARMED in the making of this post. Tom is fine. We promise! Proof of life coming soon.

You call it hysteria—we call it Tuesday.

Welcome to the coven.

Some girls wear bows. Some grow snakes.

Resistance has never looked so good.

You can’t spell “menu” without M-E-N 🧂🖤🍴