James Crabtree
@iamcrabtree.bsky.social
Tottenham Supporter in NYC. I’m a box to box ADHD’er. #THFC #COYS #TTID
February 16, 2026 at 9:01 PM
With the conflation yesterday of Valentine’s Day/Spurs discourse, I thought of a business idea: a dating app for Spurs fans called ‘Find Heart Lane.’
* Don’t fancy someone? Swipe left and Gareth “Bale on the person”
* Fancy someone? Swipe right for Lucas “Moura conversation please”
Invest NOW 💰
* Don’t fancy someone? Swipe left and Gareth “Bale on the person”
* Fancy someone? Swipe right for Lucas “Moura conversation please”
Invest NOW 💰
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
With the conflation yesterday of Valentine’s Day/Spurs discourse, I thought of a business idea: a dating app for Spurs fans called ‘Find Heart Lane.’
* Don’t fancy someone? Swipe left and Gareth “Bale on the person”
* Fancy someone? Swipe right for Lucas “Moura conversation please”
Invest NOW 💰
* Don’t fancy someone? Swipe left and Gareth “Bale on the person”
* Fancy someone? Swipe right for Lucas “Moura conversation please”
Invest NOW 💰
February 15, 2026 at 12:34 PM
❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 AM
❔How did you end up as a Spurs supporter?
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
For me, it was in 2001 when my hero, Kasey Keller, joined the club. He didn’t play much that year but I quickly grew to love Ledley King and Simon Davies.
What’s your story?
#COYS
“I think it was a good sandwich. The top piece of bread: good. The bottom piece of bread: good. That part in the middle that is an old sock: maybe not the filling we would have hoped for.” - Thomas Frank if he were a manager at Subway
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
“I think it was a good sandwich. The top piece of bread: good. The bottom piece of bread: good. That part in the middle that is an old sock: maybe not the filling we would have hoped for.” - Thomas Frank if he were a manager at Subway
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
We don’t have to look far to see a situation where the RIGHT manager can quickly make a positive impact with a team that was most recently underperforming.
Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.
Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 PM
We don’t have to look far to see a situation where the RIGHT manager can quickly make a positive impact with a team that was most recently underperforming.
Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.
Martin Ho has quickly transformed Spurs Women into a contender with an exciting brand of football.
My latest fear is that I’ll be asked to run Venezuela or Manchester United on an interim basis.
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
My latest fear is that I’ll be asked to run Venezuela or Manchester United on an interim basis.
Calm…Storm.
We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich.
#coys
We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich.
#coys
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Calm…Storm.
We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich.
#coys
We’ll take that point at home. Next up is *checks schedule*…the only thing I disagree with Zohran Mamdani about…that team from Woolwich.
#coys
This sudden spike in my daily screen time on Wednesday is what’s known in scientific circles as ‘The van de Ven Phenomenon.’ It’s when one rewatches over and over the clip of Micky van de Ven’s goal from Tuesday night.
#COYS
#COYS
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
This sudden spike in my daily screen time on Wednesday is what’s known in scientific circles as ‘The van de Ven Phenomenon.’ It’s when one rewatches over and over the clip of Micky van de Ven’s goal from Tuesday night.
#COYS
#COYS
A nice night in N17.
November 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A nice night in N17.
I’m at the US Men’s National Team match against South Korea featuring Son & Pochettino. Sonny just struck this in front of me and I’m immediately back in 2018 😍
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I’m at the US Men’s National Team match against South Korea featuring Son & Pochettino. Sonny just struck this in front of me and I’m immediately back in 2018 😍
Reposted by James Crabtree
In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.
September 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
In a key bit of #DeadlineDay irony, Manor Solomon would prefer to not be displaced from his current home at Tottenham Hotspur.
I need an Aaron Sorkin series called ‘The Window’ focusing on the workings of a football club’s front office during a transfer window.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I need an Aaron Sorkin series called ‘The Window’ focusing on the workings of a football club’s front office during a transfer window.
Brain response to floating alone in the isolated depths of the ocean at night wondering if sharks are near
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Brain response to waiting on updates on Xavi Simons to Spurs
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Brain response to waiting on updates on Xavi Simons to Spurs
August 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Brain response to floating alone in the isolated depths of the ocean at night wondering if sharks are near
vs
Brain response to waiting on updates on Xavi Simons to Spurs
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Brain response to waiting on updates on Xavi Simons to Spurs
Thinking back to when Gareth Bale switched from LB to LW under Redknapp (and the rest was history), which current Spurs player would have the most successful career if they were to switch to a different position?
August 25, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Thinking back to when Gareth Bale switched from LB to LW under Redknapp (and the rest was history), which current Spurs player would have the most successful career if they were to switch to a different position?
August 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
1. Exploring
2. Enquiring
3. Talking
4. Meeting
5. Negotiating
6. Edging close
7. Advancing
#THFC #COYS #Eze #PremierLeague
2. Enquiring
3. Talking
4. Meeting
5. Negotiating
6. Edging close
7. Advancing
#THFC #COYS #Eze #PremierLeague
a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch holding a fork and saying seven .
ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is sitting on a couch holding a fork and saying seven .
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August 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
1. Exploring
2. Enquiring
3. Talking
4. Meeting
5. Negotiating
6. Edging close
7. Advancing
#THFC #COYS #Eze #PremierLeague
2. Enquiring
3. Talking
4. Meeting
5. Negotiating
6. Edging close
7. Advancing
#THFC #COYS #Eze #PremierLeague
🎶…you’ll never sing that…🎶
August 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
🎶…you’ll never sing that…🎶
In the midst of all of the transfer window/pre-season noise, it’s been fun watching Richarlison be a new dad. 🐦👨🍼
August 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
In the midst of all of the transfer window/pre-season noise, it’s been fun watching Richarlison be a new dad. 🐦👨🍼
July 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s MR. Marinakis and don’t you forget it. (Video recorded on my own free will).
#THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite
#THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite
July 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s MR. Marinakis and don’t you forget it. (Video recorded on my own free will).
#THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite
#THFC #COYS #PremierLeague #MorganGibbsWhite
As a goodwill gesture, I updated AFTV’s Gyökeres announcement video to better reflect the true heart of the club they support.
This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything
This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything
July 27, 2025 at 12:42 PM
As a goodwill gesture, I updated AFTV’s Gyökeres announcement video to better reflect the true heart of the club they support.
This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything
This piece is entitled: Don’t Say Anything