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iamcritterling.bsky.social
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@iamcritterling.bsky.social
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i am 18!!!!!! ADULT!!!!! and trans and Ξ˜Ξ” and πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ PFP made by @scwambledeggs.art please interact with me!!! i love having oomfs!!! BUG TYPES πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
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i did not realise 2xko was a league thing until that stupid teemo guy showed up
yeah megabonk is really cool and all but i wish the fox was a girl
how do i stop my gf from biting me

feed her a stew that makes her cheerful
feed her a stew that makes her kind for one day

stew that enlightens her for a day
feed her a type of stew that makes her joyful for one day

one day happiness stew
THE STINKYYYY πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
sometimes i wanna make my account fully 18+ but itll be like that one meme where someone turns 18 and immediately sets their account to 18+ and i refuse to partake in that
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we should make another pokemon cuddle pile that would be kind of oppa epic style
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this is how i treat oomf (u) at all times
wait if its long and orange and found on the dirt doesnt that make it a carrot
damnit i was too late someone already did the joke
critter 3: *flat as a pancake, speech very muffled* yeahh whos delilah
my wife hates it when i spit seeds at her but how else will i show my large amounts of love
ALL THE LITTLE BUNNIES LOOK THE SAME THEY ALL HAVE EARS AND THEY STARE AT ME
Man is rude to Bored Ape, what happens next will shock you!!
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Bored ape come to the man’s house:
β€œI need a place to sleep.”
Man: NO! You are a NFT!
Bored ape: sigh.

The next day: Man goes to job interview.
IT IS THE BORED APE.
Man: *Shocked!*
Bored ape: β€œYour fired!”

KINDNESS MOVES MOUNTAINS.
grinding on her while she tells me her thoughts on legends za