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If work ask I wasn’t here. LUFC, F1, rarely serious

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iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 11h

Quick, while there's no James Bond

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 13h

The best thing we can say about his performance is that he is fit.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 13h

Now you’ve given me an ear worm so hopefully I can return the favour.

🎵 won’t you take me to …🎵

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 17h

My office is down the hall from bedrooms for parents of sick Children at a charity hospice. I’m sure McDonalds aren’t unique in providing free accommodation but they probably do shout the loudest.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 23h

When I want to sell my house I go on Twitter and talk down the area too.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 23h

🤞

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 23h

Bedford, it was only a few pounds. My car was garaged and moved to a house with a tiny garage so thought I’d best call and change the insurance having had the price already for the new address including being garaged and the price went down.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

My car insurance goes up if I say it gets garaged at night.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

£5 every 2 weeks does he do town houses 🤣

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

How much is the buyout clause for Spurs?

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

Hope so I’m actually going to that one 🤞

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

But at least we get to be shit against the big clubs like Burnley now rather than the also rans like the blunts. I miss being good 😭

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the difference between an eye patch and a fake eye patch?

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

I thought when you turned 20 you had to stop eating Crunchies. I could have been eating that shite all these years 😂

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

🎻

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 1d

A whole war or just the end?

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 2d

Yay I have managed to move everything away from Utility Warehouse which is one giant scam

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 2d

Marsch has a burner account on Reddit 😋

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 2d

Quite. It’s all about finishing 17th but failure to win the league is unacceptable and every single member of staff needs sacking.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 2d

It is an odd one but maybe it happens more often we just aren’t paying attention.

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 3d

Anyone returning their season ticket today? I can probably help find it a home #LUFC

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 3d

Betting companies make more money than they know what to do with, a bit more tax isn’t going to put a single person off taking it over.

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Katie ♥️💜💙 @katiebruce.bsky.social · 3d

New scam post (reposted with ALT text)

A screenshot of a bluesky interaction. It shows a reply that looks like it's from Bluesky but is a scam:
SpiffySmallSound "I LOVE UR ART ROSE"
Fake bluesky reply "Your Bluesky account is temporarily suspended. To avoid permanent termination, complete verification within 24 hours.
(A fake link)
If the link doesn't work, copy and paste it into your browser.
- (c) Bluesky security department
Only you can see the notification"

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 4d

Do we get points for most possession of the day #LUFC

iamduncan.bsky.social @iamduncan.bsky.social · 4d

Take of the shiiiiiit wingers for defenders and play Bogle and Gudmu…. on the wing. It can’t be any worse #LUFC