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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 40m

Why does the loud thud of that big ass syrup bottle make me laugh so much? 🤣😂😆🤣

kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 2h

Don't be surprised to see Donald Trump attack Maria Conchita Alonso for winning The Nobel Peace Prize because the combo of neurosyphilis plus being functionally illiterate be kicking his ass so I'm sure he won't get this woman's name right.
"𝑺𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓 2 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅 𝑷𝒂𝒄-𝑴𝒂𝒏...𝑩𝑨𝑫!"

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 5h

Venezuelan politician María Corina Machado wins Nobel peace prize

Leader of country’s opposition receives award after intense public and private campaign by Donald Trump

www.theguardian.com

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 9h

Mrs. Bookman was acting a fool at that VA Governor debate tonight. #VAGov

kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 11h

Does no one know how to do a satisfying season finale of TV anymore? This shit is becoming an epidemic.

a little girl is sitting on the floor and making a funny face .

ALT: a little girl is sitting on the floor and making a funny face .

media.tenor.com

kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 15h

Dawn of The Dead (1978)
𝐷𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑧𝑜𝑚𝑏𝑖𝑒 𝑒𝑝𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑚𝑖𝑐, 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑃ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑙𝑝ℎ𝑖𝑎 𝑆𝑊𝐴𝑇 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑚 𝑚𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟𝑠, 𝑎 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑇𝑉 𝑒𝑥𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑙𝑢𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑎𝑙𝑙.
#31DaysOfHorror #horror 📽️

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 16h

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 17h

Judge Vargas’ started her ruling with: “Say Drake…”

Jeannette A. Vargas, Judge of the United States District
Court for the Southern District of New
York

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 17h

Alex Ohanion called SAS out about what he said about Serena at the Super Bowl halftime show.
awfulannouncing.com/espn/stephen...

Serena Williams' husband Alexis Ohanian confronts Stephen A. Smith over Super Bowl halftime criticism

After claiming he would divorce Serena Williams, Stephen A. Smith crumbled when confronted by her husband, Alexis Ohanian.

awfulannouncing.com

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 17h

That is crazy! 😱

kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 17h

Stephen A. Smith when Mr. Serena Williams pulled his card on live TV:

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 18h

At some Thanksgiving dinners over the years there would be mashed potatoes, sweet potato casserole, potato salad, dressing/stuffing AND macaroni & cheese…the carbs used to be carbing. 😄😄

Freeyore @mewefree.bsky.social · 1d

I have a question, and I hope I don't sound crazy, but do y'all have mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving?

I was thinking about it, and we never did.

kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

The wildest thing to me about the clips of Katie Porter crashing out (one from a few years ago and one from this week) is that she looked to be wearing the same green dress in both of them.
Maybe she should burn that dress because it has some bad juju in its fabric.

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

Vivek Ramaswamy got his wake up call from a couple brainwashed religious fanatic fetuses. 😄
That train is never late no matter how much Vivek tap dances for white acceptance.

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Summer Glau as Cameron in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

All those people defending him so hard are doing it because they desperately want to fuck him.
He could kick that dog on camera and they'd all stop masturbating long enough to call the dog a Zionist who deserved it for supporting genocide.

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

#NewComicBookDay Top Reads of The Week:
Transformers #25
Amazing X-Men #1
Red Book #1
DC K.O. #1
#ncbd #Comics #ComicBooks #ComicsSky

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 1d

If he’s doing an alternating male lead>female lead thing with his films that would track since Get Out to Us to Nope followed that pattern.

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 2d

The Squonk

The Squink - Northern Pennsylvania cryptid

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kereD @iamkered.bsky.social · 2d

Get Out (2017)
𝐶ℎ𝑟𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑, 𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑒, 𝑔𝑜 𝑜𝑛 𝑎 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑢𝑝𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑠, 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑎 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑.
#31DaysOfHorror #horror 📽️