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Ian Thomas Malone

@ianthomasmalone.bsky.social

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Transgender Princess, Post-Op Malone, Comedian, Tomatometer Approved Critic, Pod: Estradiol Illusions, Bylines: GQ, Little White Lies. (she/her) Long Beach, CA ITM Diaries Substack: https://ianthomasmalone.substack.com/

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 13h

Oh dear. I still sometimes feel bad for asking you to watch that so we could pod about it.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 16h

Bari Weiss was robbed.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 1d

Stephen Miller wants to invoke the Insurrection Act to stop Elon Musk from dating his wife.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 2d

I wrote about ICE's toilet problem, the Dem's genius shutdown strategy, Pam Bondi's meltdown, and the sword that Donald desperately wanted to gift to King Charles. Republicans are an absolute mess right now. Sad!

No F*cking Way

Republicans hate gender neutral bathrooms. ICE agents with full bladders in Chicago sure could use one right about now.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 3d

Strange that Republicans are so obsessed with litter boxes, but forgot to bring any for ICE to use in Chicago.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 3d

Concepts of a deflection.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 4d

What happened to his spray-on hair?

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 4d

In that same book, The America We Deserve (his 2000 Reform Party campaign policy book) he also includes a picture of Hillary Clinton with a caption that she’d make a great president.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 4d

“As a news organization, let’s tone down the rhetoric and get back to what really matters: hating on trans people.”

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 4d

They should be more like Mike Johnson’s kid. Instead of playing video games, they should make a pact with their father to keep each other from screening adult films. Very normal.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 5d

Three days ago was my bottom surgery anniversary. Honored to have my Bluesky checkmark anniversary within the same week.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 8d

Bad Bunny should offer an olive branch to conservatives by performing with a hologram Charlie Kirk at the Super Bowl. I’m sure they’d have a normal reaction to that.

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Maria G 🏳️‍⚧️ @mgfe70.bsky.social · 10d

The latest from my favorite trans-sister, @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social :
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Why is Donald So Upset?

The President could have used his UN Speech to take an authoritarian victory lap. Instead, he whined about an escalator that his own staff broke.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 10d

They should have scheduled this rally at Gitmo if they were going to torture hundreds of general by making them listen to his weave.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 10d

Only a Temu version of masculinity, the same kind who builds a makeup studio in his Pentagon office, would summon hundreds of generals to Quantico to try and teach them how to be more alpha.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 13d

It’s irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 13d

I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 21d

Fox won’t care as long as they can say that the shooter once ate at an Olive Garden where there was a trans person was seated a few tables away.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 21d

If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 22d

Senate Democrats just let a “Day of Remembrance” for Charlie Kirk pass with unanimous consent. Something tells me that these are not the warriors we’re looking for.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 25d

I wrote about the mainstream media's sickening efforts to normalize Charlie Kirk on my Substack.

The Dangerous Normalization of Charlie Kirk

Be careful mentioning Charlie Kirk's own words. A mob of his supporters might try to destroy you.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 26d

I heard that the shooter once used public TRANSportation.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 29d

These can’t both be true.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · Sep 11

Charlie Kirk lived in Arizona, where I had all of my trans surgeries.

I dedicate my Kirkland Signature hardware to his memory.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · Sep 10

People are saying the shooter didn't even have a single pronoun.

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